Read The Forum Rules: We have a clear set of rules to keep the forum running smoothly. Click here to review them.

Post Reply 
My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
Author Message
Roosh Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******

Posts: 17,695
Joined: Aug 2008
Reputation: 371
Post: #1
My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
After much delay, I’m happy to announce that the Red Kings Shop is open for business with a debut flagship t-shirt that features the iconic Return Of Kings logo printed on a high-quality 100% cotton cranberry red American Apparel chemise that is made in the USA. Future shirts are planned.

By wearing the official ROK shirt, you will experience these benefits:

Testosterone increase of 300% (more than what Kratom provides)*
Induce mental breakdown of any liberal who sees your shirt*
Rapid 3-inch elongation of your penis*
Immediate 50-pound gain in your bench press*
More ravenous attention from beautiful women of suitable breeding stock*
Reduction of body fat by at least 10%*

* The above claims have not been independently verified, and may be an attempt by Roosh to sell more shirts
We’ve had two robust beta tests that have put our small size out of stock and medium size in limited stock. If you’re enjoying the articles on ROK and want to support the operation, visit Red Kings Shop and buy your shirt today. Your shirt will be shipped out within one week from when you place your order.
This is the best way to donate to the masculine cause while receiving a handsome shirt in return, especially on the heels of Paypal shutting me down in April for political reasons. Your support is much appreciated.
Click Here To Visit Red Kings Shop
After you receive your shirt, use the ROK form to send me a picture, review, or story from wearing the shirt and get a 20% off discount code by the time we launch our second item.




Posted on Fri, 19 May 2017 14:00:45 +0000 at http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/dcb/~3/Je...ut-t-shirt
Comments: http://www.rooshv.com/my-new-apparel-sto...rt#respond
05-19-2017 09:15 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 9 users Like Roosh's post:
Fortis, DJ-Matt, El_Gostro, UlteriorMotive, Swell, Going strong, Leonard D Neubache, Zelcorpion, Jean Valjean
El_Gostro Away
Alpha Male
****
Gold Member

Posts: 1,382
Joined: Dec 2015
Reputation: 29
Post: #2
RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
Is it possible to know what will be the second item yet?

We move between light and shadow, mutually influencing and being influenced through shades of gray...
05-19-2017 12:29 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Leonard D Neubache Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 5,684
Joined: Mar 2016
Reputation: 144
Post: #3
RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
(05-19-2017 09:15 AM)Roosh Wrote:  ...
Testosterone increase of 300% (more than what Kratom provides)*
Induce mental breakdown of any liberal who sees your shirt*
Rapid 3-inch elongation of your penis*
Immediate 50-pound gain in your bench press*
More ravenous attention from beautiful women of suitable breeding stock*
Reduction of body fat by at least 10%*
...

I would like to suggest a troll shirt. Crimson ROK logo on a red shirt. Re-dye them black with a crappy dye that will run in the wash over time. We can buy them and gift them anonymously to liberals. They start wearing them and then over time the shirt dulls and the logo begins to stand out.

What would something like that cost? Banana
05-20-2017 12:39 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Leonard D Neubache's post:
El_Gostro, 456, Going strong
redbeard Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,232
Joined: Jan 2014
Reputation: 60
Post: #4
RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
(05-19-2017 12:29 PM)El_Gostro Wrote:  Is it possible to know what will be the second item yet?

The Return of the Uncle Roosh Shirt

No Days Off in Trump's America
05-20-2017 01:17 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Jean Valjean Offline
Banned

Posts: 497
Joined: Mar 2016
Post: #5
RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
It's crisp and bright, and people compliment me on it. The lesson in this? Live next to the t-shirt factory.
(This post was last modified: 06-02-2017 09:11 AM by Jean Valjean.)
06-02-2017 08:59 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  The Uncle Roosh T-Shirt Has Arrived Roosh 0 2,771 08-21-2017 09:15 AM
Last Post: Roosh
  Our Second T-Shirt Has Arrived Return Of Kings 0 3,869 08-01-2017 11:15 AM
Last Post: Return Of Kings
  What Does The Globalist Establishment Have In Store For The Human Species? Return Of Kings 0 875 05-30-2017 11:15 AM
Last Post: Return Of Kings

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication