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I need a quick advice please help!
I'll try to keep it simple:

You've been in a long long dryspell. There are two girls. And same-day date scenario:

Colombian Girl no 1: She's 5.9, a bit chubby, slutty, dyed-hair tattooed feminist who is giving you all the iois to get the bang. She wants to get drunk. and wants you to stay at her place.

Brazilian Girl no 2: She's a 7.8, feminine hot woman, plays hard to get, but approached me and wanted me to go on a calm date watching some light show in bogota.

What would you do?

Colombian local. Fan of music, arts, films, sports, videogames, history, masculinity. Non-native english speaker, please have patience with me.

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(This post was last modified: 08-12-2017 06:30 PM by lonewolf1992.)
08-12-2017 05:59 PM
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RE: I need a quick advice please help!
Fuck them both. At the same time, if you can.

If you must only pick one, I read this quote on a forum user's sig:

"A 5 in bed is worth a 9 in your head".

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08-12-2017 06:22 PM
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RE: I need a quick advice please help!
Awfully precise 1-10 ratings you've got there. Anyway - Definitely the Brazilian.

The fat Colombian is more likely to be available for a quick pump in the future if you're still in a drought.
08-12-2017 06:24 PM
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Any reason you can't bang 'em both? One for Friday, one for Saturday (or whatever day, honestly, hell, even the same day)?

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08-13-2017 06:32 AM
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RE: I need a quick advice please help!
(08-12-2017 05:59 PM)lonewolf1992 Wrote:  I'll try to keep it simple:

You've been in a long long dryspell. There are two girls. And same-day date scenario:

Colombian Girl no 1: She's 5.9, a bit chubby, slutty, dyed-hair tattooed feminist who is giving you all the iois to get the bang. She wants to get drunk. and wants you to stay at her place.

Brazilian Girl no 2: She's a 7.8, feminine hot woman, plays hard to get, but approached me and wanted me to go on a calm date watching some light show in bogota.

What would you do?

What would your logistics be like in Bogota? Are you set up to get Brazilian chick to a bang location? If you dont have your bang logistics on lock then this a way more iffy situation

The Colombian scenario sounds more probable because she's inviting you to stay at her place...it sounds more like a surer thing*

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08-13-2017 05:37 PM
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I like your rating system OP, next time if you could round to 1/100 it would really help.

Just messing man..

fuck em both
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Another vote for both.
08-14-2017 02:17 PM
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Both, it doesn't have to be an either/ or situation.
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RE: I need a quick advice please help!
First step: arrange your logistics and your time. If this issue isn't solved you can easily lose the bang.
Second step: Bang both girls.

Buena suerte.
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RE: I need a quick advice please help!
Thanks for all the advice guys.

The Colombian feminist was choked, spanked and banged to teach her how to respect a man. +1

Setting up a date with the brazilian sometime this week.

Colombian local. Fan of music, arts, films, sports, videogames, history, masculinity. Non-native english speaker, please have patience with me.

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delete.

Congrats.
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Good work Lone Wolf! :-)
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Attaboy !
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(08-13-2017 05:37 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  
(08-12-2017 05:59 PM)lonewolf1992 Wrote:  I'll try to keep it simple:

You've been in a long long dryspell. There are two girls. And same-day date scenario:

Colombian Girl no 1: She's 5.9, a bit chubby, slutty, dyed-hair tattooed feminist who is giving you all the iois to get the bang. She wants to get drunk. and wants you to stay at her place.

Brazilian Girl no 2: She's a 7.8, feminine hot woman, plays hard to get, but approached me and wanted me to go on a calm date watching some light show in bogota.

What would you do?

What would your logistics be like in Bogota? Are you set up to get Brazilian chick to a bang location? If you dont have your bang logistics on lock then this a way more iffy situation

The Colombian scenario sounds more probable because she's inviting you to stay at her place...it sounds more like a surer thing*

*The only pussy thats guaranteed is the one youre ball deep in, while your in it

I had to take the tough choice to go for the surer thing*, I don't regret it, since I doubt the brazilian who does not look slutty at all would have even kiss me. (does not even drink alcohol).

To sum it all up, my logistics in bogota are cockblocking me. I live in a shitty far off neighborhood. I lost a bang last night in gringo tuesdays because of it. It was the first 8 i pulled up in my entire life. Another sexy brazilian. Fuck, I'd rather not think about it, i don't want to ruin my day haha.

Colombian local. Fan of music, arts, films, sports, videogames, history, masculinity. Non-native english speaker, please have patience with me.

"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship." Buddha
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