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Navy Pilot Draws Giant Penis Over Washington Town
Forum conversation has been fairly heavy lately, so here's a funny story we can all laugh at:

Quote:OKANOGAN COUNTY, WA (WCMH) — The U.S. Navy says a flight crew who drew a phallic symbol over a Washington town will face punishment.

According to The Spokesman-Review, residents of Okanogan, Washington, began reporting a skydrawing of male genitalia over the town, Thursday.

“After it made the circles at the bottom, I knew what it was and started laughing,” Ramone Duran told The Spokesman-Review. “It was pretty funny to see that. You don’t expect to see something like that.”

However, other people didn’t think the skydrawing was amusing, with several complaints about the inappropriate nature of the symbol

Navy officials released a statement to KREM stating: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

The FAA told KREM that since the act didn’t pose a safety risk to residents, they will not be investigating and that they “cannot police morality.”


http://nbc4i.com/2017/11/17/navy-admits-...gton-town/

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I imagine these guys will be "flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong" by the end of the year. Laugh

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In before chemtrail theory. Definitely still some "toxic" masculinity left in pilots.

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I was talking to my buddy who flies Air Force drones and they've been told to "cut down on the sky dicks" because they do it all the time. Imagine the Taliban soldier walking out of his cave in the morning for a smoke and seeing multiple cocks in the sky over his homeland. Well played.

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In Afghanistan we used to do a bunch of pranks for a laugh. We would draw dicks in the dust on each other's vehicles. My crew drove around on convoys with a bright white Honk if You're Horny bumper sticker on the front of the carrier until someone in headquarters got their underoos in a bunch over it. We'd drive by an American or British or Australian army convoy going the other way and they'd honk at us loudly and furiously. Really lightened the mood.

And we'd do some real dick moves sometimes too. One of our guys would throw something like a can of spam or a slim jim into a crowd of Afghan kids and watch them fight over pork. Mean as that is, I don't feel bad for it. Some of those kids probably grew up to become Rapefugees in Europe. Fuck em
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(11-17-2017 01:13 PM)Germanicus Wrote:  In Afghanistan we used to do a bunch of pranks for a laugh. We would draw dicks in the dust on each other's vehicles. My crew drove around on convoys with a bright white Honk if You're Horny bumper sticker on the front of the carrier until someone in headquarters got their underoos in a bunch over it. We'd drive by an American or British or Australian army convoy going the other way and they'd honk at us loudly and furiously. Really lightened the mood.

And we'd do some real dick moves sometimes too. One of our guys would throw something like a can of spam or a slim jim into a crowd of Afghan kids and watch them fight over pork. Mean as that is, I don't feel bad for it. Some of those kids probably grew up to become Rapefugees in Europe. Fuck em

That's one of the big problems with the military nowadays. Men are put in high stress situations where the only relief is humor, and now that women and gays are being introduced, it's no longer allowed. How the fuck are these men going to blow off steam?

I'm reminded of the last Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where someone keeps drawing on LD's car:

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Also, thanks for your service bro. +1.

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(11-17-2017 01:24 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(11-17-2017 01:13 PM)Germanicus Wrote:  In Afghanistan we used to do a bunch of pranks for a laugh. We would draw dicks in the dust on each other's vehicles. My crew drove around on convoys with a bright white Honk if You're Horny bumper sticker on the front of the carrier until someone in headquarters got their underoos in a bunch over it. We'd drive by an American or British or Australian army convoy going the other way and they'd honk at us loudly and furiously. Really lightened the mood.

And we'd do some real dick moves sometimes too. One of our guys would throw something like a can of spam or a slim jim into a crowd of Afghan kids and watch them fight over pork. Mean as that is, I don't feel bad for it. Some of those kids probably grew up to become Rapefugees in Europe. Fuck em

That's one of the big problems with the military nowadays. Men are put in high stress situations where the only relief is humor, and now that women and gays are being introduced, it's no longer allowed. How the fuck are these men going to blow off steam?

I dealt with crabby women time and time again during my Navy years.

The problem you mentioned is very real. The Marines I worked with could go kill Taliban for three days straight, with everybody shooting at them. They could then draw a dick on their buddy's helmet, listen to some "Let the bodies hit the floor" or " I want to spit beechnut in that dudes eye" ,make some your mama jokes, and get up and do it again.

The women and homos working in medical for example, had to have crying circles, meetings in the conference room, group therapy and meditation sessions over seeing what happened to the men doing the actual fighting.

Then these people turn around and get mad over the dick drawing that apparently was more therapeutic than anything they were doing.

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I've just remembered one of the foulest, but funniest pranks that only a Canadian infantry soldier could come up with.

There used to be this one joke called a "Lemon Party." You'd ask someone to look at the orders you had written up, or to look at your map to get a second opinion or a honest critique. You'd have it on a clipboard. Then you'd tell your victim to look at the second page and they'd flip the page.... to find some really obscene gay porn. And usually it had to be fat old dudes buttfucking for it to be "true" Lemon Party material.

That would probably get someone dishonourably discharged these days. But back about ten years ago a friend of mine Lemon Partied the then head General of the Canadian Armed Forces and his Sergeant Major in Afghanistan. The General was also in the middle of being interviewed by a Canadian comedian named Rick Mercer-- who is gay.

My friend comes up to them and is like "Hey sir, can you sign my map? Thanks, now can you sign the reverse side too?

Flip the page and.... there's a picture of old gay dudes having an orgy.

The General lost his shit laughing. Was damn near crying he found it so hilarious. The gay comedian chuckled, and probably wished it was younger dudes in the picture instead. The Sergeant Major was purple in the face with rage. Livid pissed. The only thing saving my friend from serious trouble was the General thinking it was a great prank.

Don't ask me how dudes found their visual material for a Lemon Party. I never asked so I can't tell.
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I don't believe it's a military plane crew, that did the drawing in the sky... Tinfoilhat

I believe it might be God himself, trying to tell us something? Maybe it's His way of saying "fuck you Hillary" or "Suck on this Harvey", or "reproduce more, fags"? Or just trolling lesbians, whom He especially hates...



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The United States Navy had released a photo of the pilot responsible for the world's biggest dick, 2nd Lieutenant Pepe:

   

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Yep, goes to show how much that the Navy has become the fag force to be embarrassed by this. The spokesman could have just said that he was telling his buddy on the ground what he wanted for lunch, but no, they hung them out to dry. Well he may be able to transfer to the Air Force where they are begging for pilot, or go off and make real money at the airlines. Either way Kudos to him.

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Half a holding pattern and two turns around a point. Valid flight maneuvers in my book.
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Chem trails aren't even trying anymore
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In Soviet Russia, Frogs make Chemtrails gay!
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Humorless faggots and women in the military are not what we need as a killing machine that needs to blow off some steam. I hope the crew that did this doesn't get censured.

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The reality is that the worlds finest pilots shouldn't be drawing dicks over Washington State. At the same time, the fact that there's outrage is ridiculous. The proper punishment is an ass chewing similar to the "I want some butts!" scene from Topgun.

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Some might say that was a dick move.

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...a big cock up.

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Some might say he pricked the ire of the public.

he he he......
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It was a cocky move.

he he he......
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Ballsy too.

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I'm sure the maneuver was hard.

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LMFAO!
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Hmm. I wonder who's nearing the end of their service contract and has already gotten a gig with an airline company...
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Yeah, probably knew he was about to get the shaft anyway.

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