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13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
Hey,

Lately, i have been seriously considering buy a sex doll. I feel its harder to get laid today due to women having so many options and being overly picky. Also what triggered me is this blog post

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Do you agree? anyone here, in general, have any experience of sex dolls?
02-03-2018 09:21 AM
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02-03-2018 09:26 AM
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RE: 13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
Only 13 reasons? Back in the '60s, Connie Stevens had "16 Reasons" and she looked a lot better than a sex doll.


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Huh, November 2016 sleeper account, lust for latex must've finally drawn this one out into the open.

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02-03-2018 09:35 AM
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RE: 13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
"Hi, my name is Silko. I know all you guys are men who are focused on male self-improvement, especially with developing and improving connections with quality women, but I thought I'd ask in my very first post what you guys think about fucking an inanimate piece of plastic? I mean that's cool, right? Real women are just too intimidating and I'd actually have to leave the house and make an effort in life. Looking for some validation here. Also, I may or may not be employed by such a company and am wondering if any of you guys would buy..."


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02-03-2018 11:49 AM
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I'm sold on the idea. Unfortunately those dolls are a little too expensive for my tastes. Do they have any returns / lightly soiled dolls I could purchase, you know for "research" purposes.
02-03-2018 12:57 PM
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I couldn't imagine what could make me feel more low than ejaculating into a doll and then having to clean up the mess.
02-03-2018 01:08 PM
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02-03-2018 01:24 PM
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RE: 13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
OP, I'll give you a honest answer.

I tried multiple types of male sex toys, none are close to a female vagina in term of sensation.
Improve yourself, get the real deal.

Edit : images with nice lights, make dolls seem almost alive.
But in reality, you'll just fuck a rigid plastic thing.

NSFW, dude fucking plastic : https://www.xvideos.com/video32785629/katietighanalfuck
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02-03-2018 02:05 PM
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You'd probably need to wait a decade or 2 before they become competitively viable for the average man.
02-03-2018 02:14 PM
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(02-03-2018 02:14 PM)MKDAWUSS Wrote:  You'd probably need to wait a decade or 2 before they become competitively viable for the average man.

For the average beta, sad enough the sex doll will already do!

Just wait until we hit the point where they will actually be "alive"!
02-03-2018 02:27 PM
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RE: 13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
Why buy a sex doll? Just become a mortician and get paid while getting the job done. It's a win win!
02-03-2018 03:02 PM
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Pro lifehack: buy a sheep. Then you get free wool as well.
02-03-2018 03:13 PM
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The idea of sex dolls / bots is straight up demonic. Really weird shit.
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@OP

If dudes here are too cheap to buy a bitch an appetizer on a date, what makes you think anyone here would drop 2-5,000 dollars on a fucking sex doll?

Fuck outta here!

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Buy a sex doll and save 70% on dinners!

Or... don't buy either a sex doll or dinner and save 100%!

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RE: 13 reasons why you should buy a sex doll. Do you agree?
I tried a fleshlight that was an extra tight version. In terms of actual sensation, it was different. But in some ways better than an actual real vagina. Even the tightest girl I have had couldn't match this, and it also hit the tip of my penis not just sort of widening as it gets closer to the cervix in humans. It had ridges and internal shape somewhat like a real vagina, but not exactly. The orgasms at times were more intense and felt more "sharp" than with a real woman, to the point where I had to stop thrusting while ejaculating because it was just "too good", almost like those torture girls who keep sucking on and massaging your tip intensely right after you have ejaculated and refractory period clearly says NO. As for a whole doll? No way. But for 30 bucks it's definitely worth it.
02-04-2018 10:19 AM
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We need more field reports like this. Could be a good topic for a new thread.

This gif is taking on a new meaning! Kermit knows what's hot!

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(02-04-2018 10:19 AM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  I tried a fleshlight that was an extra tight version. In terms of actual sensation, it was different. But in some ways better than an actual real vagina. Even the tightest girl I have had couldn't match this, and it also hit the tip of my penis not just sort of widening as it gets closer to the cervix in humans. It had ridges and internal shape somewhat like a real vagina, but not exactly. The orgasms at times were more intense and felt more "sharp" than with a real woman, to the point where I had to stop thrusting while ejaculating because it was just "too good", almost like those torture girls who keep sucking on and massaging your tip intensely right after you have ejaculated and refractory period clearly says NO. As for a whole doll? No way. But for 30 bucks it's definitely worth it.

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02-04-2018 10:28 AM
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I agree that these are definitely 13 reasons why the OP should buy a sex doll.

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02-04-2018 11:12 AM
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(02-04-2018 10:28 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  We need more field reports like this. Could be a good topic for a new thread.

I can only say it was much better than expected, and my penis was stimulated and brought to climax in ways that neither I nor any woman has ever been able to do. In some ways the orgasm is "better" than that of even inside a real woman, but different in quality. For 30 bucks totally worth the unique physical sensation, no question. Regret throwing it away years ago.
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(02-05-2018 10:46 AM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  
(02-04-2018 10:28 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  We need more field reports like this. Could be a good topic for a new thread.

I can only say it was much better than expected, and my penis was stimulated and brought to climax in ways that neither I nor any woman has ever been able to do. In some ways the orgasm is "better" than that of even inside a real woman, but different in quality. For 30 bucks totally worth the unique physical sensation, no question. Regret throwing it away years ago.

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I've had times where I tried to make a joke, and everybody just took whatever I said straight up. Sometimes my humor is just too dry.

I never thought that would happen with a post where Kermit the Frog is fucking a stuffed animal doll and smacking it on the ass, and I say he knows what's hot!

For the record, I don't think we need field reports about jackoff toys.

It's Roast Beef Curtains for Me! That's what field reports should focus on.

(02-04-2018 10:28 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  We need more field reports like this. Could be a good topic for a new thread.

This gif is taking on a new meaning! Kermit knows what's hot!

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(02-04-2018 10:19 AM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  I tried a fleshlight ....

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Maybe Skank_Hunt should change his avatar image?

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^ Beat me to it.

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