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'Gotta do child's pose with my handgun!' Twitter users mock Fox News' Tomi Lahren after she posted a photo of herself wearing exercise pants designed to carry a FIREARM


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Conservative pundit Tomi Lahren has become the butt of many Twitter jokes after sharing a photo of herself wearing exercise pants designed to carry a handgun.

The Fox News contributor, 25, took to Instagram last week to share the snap, which sees her posing in the black leggings and a matching crop top, with a pistol stuffed in her front pocket.

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RE: New Yoga Pants now have pockets for gun, knife and smartphone
This isn't strange nor new. There is a fairly large and established market for concealed carry specific clothing these days, hundreds of companies, and women's lines are the fastest growing. They have sewn in holster-like areas that cover the trigger and retain the gun safely. If you read American gun mags (I do) you have seen this all over for years.

The implication that these are sacred "yoga pants" and omg they are associating that with a FIREARM (scary caps required) is quite funny. Women wear these stretchy clothing as normal everyday clothes now. They are neither yoga pants nor exercise pants. They are pants. And people legally and safely carry firearms. Including millions of women.

But to the sheltered Hillary Islands this is shocking I guess. Maybe if the left didn't ban and silence everything firearm related they would not be so shocked at normal things.

It is really weird how there are basically two Americas, and completely normal things in one of the Americas are alien to the other America. With the insanity of one of the groups, I feel like someday this conflict is going to have to be dealt with in some way.
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I think you nailed it Ice Man.
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I guess us men have to be more careful when cold approaching women after dark in parks. They could be carrying a concealed 9mm.

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Would bang.

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A good product on overall, only I would not recommend keeping a phone so close to ovaries.
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RE: New Yoga Pants now have pockets for gun, knife and smartphone
The thought of a Glock hiding in those ^^^^ shapely pants is much hotter to imagine than the extra 40 lbs (or more) most heifers squeeze into them. I can only imagine one of the yoga pant wearing chubsters trying to draw their .357 past that giant muffin top.

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The strategic placement of that knife is interesting.
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I have had a few nosy people ask me why am I wearing a backbrace, why do I look fatter, and one guy asked how many guns am I carrying.

I wear one of these spandex holsters appendix sometimes (Cannot carry inside the waistband all the time), with spare mags and a knife. If I have "imprint" issues sometimes, I bet some of these women will.

Unless you wear jeans and a shirt not tucked in, it's hard to be 100% concealed. Especially if you are fat. Doesn't matter what they wear. I once saw a dude 350+ carrying what looked like a full sized 1911 handgun in a holster attached to his belt through his giant t-shirt. He wasn't fooling anybody....

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(03-28-2018 06:32 AM)ChefAllDay Wrote:  The thought of a Glock hiding in those ^^^^ shapely pants is much hotter to imagine than the extra 40 lbs (or more) most heifers squeeze into them. I can only imagine one of the yoga pant wearing chubsters trying to draw their .357 past that giant muffin top.

I bet approaching them and acknowledging that you see their firearm would be failing the shit test.

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(03-28-2018 07:00 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  The strategic placement of that knife is interesting.

Yeah that is not a good place for a knife. A foldable one is better in that location, for safety, comfort, and retention purposes.

A karambit or talon knife going horizontal across the waist is better. The kind with their own sheath, or a necklace carried one.

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(03-28-2018 04:27 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  I have had a few nosy people ask me why am I wearing a backbrace, why do I look fatter, and one guy asked how many guns am I carrying.

I wear one of these spandex holsters appendix sometimes (Cannot carry inside the waistband all the time), with spare mags and a knife. If I have "imprint" issues sometimes, I bet some of these women will.

Unless you wear jeans and a shirt not tucked in, it's hard to be 100% concealed. Especially if you are fat. Doesn't matter what they wear. I once saw a dude 350+ carrying what looked like a full sized 1911 handgun in a holster attached to his belt through his giant t-shirt. He wasn't fooling anybody....

Usually the fat guys have one advantage - a full sized 1911 takes up a lot less space on a lardass than it does on a skinny dude. That and everybody expects fatties to wear loose fitting clothing. But yeah, it still comes down to the outer garment.

Either that or you walk around with a fag bag (waist pack; fanny pack) which either screams "I've got a gun in here!" or "I'm a drug dealer!"

The winter months are great for concealment all the way around.

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(03-28-2018 05:01 PM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  
(03-28-2018 04:27 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  I have had a few nosy people ask me why am I wearing a backbrace, why do I look fatter, and one guy asked how many guns am I carrying.

I wear one of these spandex holsters appendix sometimes (Cannot carry inside the waistband all the time), with spare mags and a knife. If I have "imprint" issues sometimes, I bet some of these women will.

Unless you wear jeans and a shirt not tucked in, it's hard to be 100% concealed. Especially if you are fat. Doesn't matter what they wear. I once saw a dude 350+ carrying what looked like a full sized 1911 handgun in a holster attached to his belt through his giant t-shirt. He wasn't fooling anybody....

Usually the fat guys have one advantage - a full sized 1911 takes up a lot less space on a lardass than it does on a skinny dude. That and everybody expects fatties to wear loose fitting clothing. But yeah, it still comes down to the outer garment.

Either that or you walk around with a fag bag (waist pack; fanny pack) which either screams "I've got a gun in here!" or "I'm a drug dealer!"

The winter months are great for concealment all the way around.

No kidding. Now I know why you up north dudes love winter for conceal carry. Putting a full sized gun and all kinds of shit under a jacket is too fucking easy and comfortable. It's too damn hot to wear a coat in Houston majority of the year. Sometimes a windbreaker will do fine when it is in the 50s. Outside of that, its inside the waistband or appendix carry, or nothing at all.

I'm sure "car carry guy" still carries in his car, regardless of the temperature outside. Like Mr. Carjacker is going to be kind enough to wait for him to unlock his handgun from the glove compartment, load it because he refuses to have a loaded gun around his kids, take the safety off because "muh kids", then have enough time to point it at the carjacker before he blows his brains out. Now the carjacker has a new car and a new gun.

God I know too many people like this. Sorry for the rant.

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(03-28-2018 04:27 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  I have had a few nosy people ask me why am I wearing a backbrace, why do I look fatter, and one guy asked how many guns am I carrying.

I wear one of these spandex holsters appendix sometimes (Cannot carry inside the waistband all the time), with spare mags and a knife. If I have "imprint" issues sometimes, I bet some of these women will.

Unless you wear jeans and a shirt not tucked in, it's hard to be 100% concealed. Especially if you are fat. Doesn't matter what they wear. I once saw a dude 350+ carrying what looked like a full sized 1911 handgun in a holster attached to his belt through his giant t-shirt. He wasn't fooling anybody....

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I don't get that joke, is there a holster on that or something?

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(03-28-2018 08:59 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  I don't get that joke, is there a holster on that or something?

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(03-28-2018 02:06 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  'Gotta do child's pose with my handgun!' Twitter users mock Fox News' Tomi Lahren after she posted a photo of herself wearing exercise pants designed to carry a FIREARM

I wear my Lululemon gear to pick up the kids in the Tesla after a grueling spa day, my husband's working late again, the nanny hasn't even finished making dinner, and these people have the unmitigated gall to put a FIREARM in yoga pants!?
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As long as they prominently display the mons pubis
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Suits, off body carry of any firearm is a bad idea. Fanny pack guy, purse carry woman, and murse carry guy all have the same risk.

If someone tries to steal your purse now they have your phone, wallet, keys, and your gun. Also no attacker is going to wait for you to unzip anything to pull out a gun.

Besides in Texas you can carry the AR openly with a sling across the shoulder.

Any real dad knows that the free space under the stroller is for baby stuff or shopping bags. Good luck asking the wife to let you put weapons on the stroller. That real estate is valuable.

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(03-28-2018 08:54 PM)Suits Wrote:  I got you covered. Now you can be an active dad and be prepared for 1 to 1,000,000 odds.

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Yoga pants are alright but god damn I am starting to get sick of them. At first they were hot but now it's just impossible to enjoy bare legs cause they're always covered up with jet black workout pants. Besides, it's like a push up bra for the ass. When I was younger mini-skirts were the lower body clothing item of choice for girls. God I miss those days. Now it's a fucking miracle to see one, dresses are pretty rare too. Just chicks walking around like they're at the gym. Amazing how common mini jean skirts were but are now basically extinct.

But yeah I'm sure having a firearm, a knife, and phone on your person when doing yoga is super important or something. Fucking hell girls wear actual clothes not fucking workout gear everywhere.
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(03-30-2018 02:43 AM)Once Was Not Wrote:  Besides, it's like a push up bra for the ass.


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I recently posted how I miss JEANS on girls, real jeans. Of course skirts would be ideal, but jeans were a lot better than these stretchy/shaping material concoctions at telling the truth. I don't think most guys know that purposeful ass forming/shaping design and material construction are built right into the ass of many stretchy pants these days. Like so much else with girls, you are getting sold something that they can't back up.
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Are you referring to the old jeans that had a waist above the hips? What are now called Mom jeans. Jeans accentuate a tiny waist, good ass, and an hourglass shape? Yeah, I miss those as well.
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