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Dalaran1991's recent posting[1] style[2]:





Essentially a French-Viet Chris Tucker-style dialogue

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(07-22-2018 01:30 AM)Not a Second Hander Wrote:  Topic

The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

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Glad that chicken is eating that corn. After he finished, we can clear the field, turn over the soil, mix a nice, nutritious fertilizer, sprinkling some Kansas blue seed-stock, open a can of Busch beer (furnished free of charge by Walmart) and watch the magic happen.

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Doesn't matter why the rooster crossed the road, someone needs to grab that cock!

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Does the chicken have a virgin daughter?

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Much like the chicken, the American male can treat himself to a buffet of satisfying relationships with the opposite sex by visiting or ultimately relocating to The Philippines, Eastern Europe or any of the traditionally minded South America nations.
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Rossi: The chicken crossed the road because it was an English hooligan chicken that started shit with Russian hooligan chickens and got it's ass beat. Notice this doesn't happen to any other chickens. Just English ones. He's lucky it wasn't Italian chickens.

YoungBlade: The chicken crossed the road for glory and for the mighty all father. He will keep his talons sharp, roost with many hens and forever be cemented in legends and take his place among the gods in Valhalla.

Jariel: Watch out for these scandalous, jump off hens. They can bring your life down and have ruined many famous roosters. Sure still roost with them but don't let them in your nest.
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Dream Medicine:

Total Rooster meetups to date: 1

You know the saying, the early bird gets the worm? Well this rooster is the reason that saying exists. This young rooster and I went for a brisk walk across the road at the crack of dawn. The swagger he showed while briskly striding across the road was something like this:

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After the morning exercise we refueled ourselves on some corn, while talking game. This guy is an unapologetic chick chaser, and his tenacity was inspiring to see. With this cocky fella in your crew, you will certainly be the centre of attention anytime you cruise around the city!

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Appreciate the additional McChicken efforts.

But this thread needs more Not a Second Hander!
07-23-2018 08:19 AM
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Relevant:

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NTP's chicken is busy sailing, can't cross the road. It'll check back in a couple weeks from Bogota.

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Re : The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

Cool story bro.

An illegal chicken cross the road, and there you go, a keyboard warrior tell you how he would have single-handedly captured a chicken.

Like most Trump haters you miss the point completely. Way over your head.

I've noticed the bulk of the criticism is coming from folks without a MAGA hat. I get it, but just saying.

Some of you guys are really lost when it comes to seeing the big picture.

Team Wait and See for the win.


Move on boys.

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^^lmao!!

The chicken theme seems a little played out so I would like to use the topic of Chinese food.

Giovonny:

Chinese food is great!

Make sure you eat in moderation, though.

I'm off to to a Bay Area college campus to game some freshman girls.

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Chicken Thread

(07-23-2018 04:36 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  [Something]

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(07-22-2018 01:30 AM)Not a Second Hander Wrote:  Topic

The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

Atlanta Man: Is the chicken white? Y'all know how I feel about white chickens...
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Heh. Apparently the over/under on AOC being elected is reflective/deductive of the constituency Cool

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Women ruin everything. No one with a vagina should be allowed within 10 feet of Capitol Hill. My last boss was a female and she drove me nuts. Never again.

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Attacking the symptom and not the cause. Criticizing women for their behavior is like blaming a dog for shitting on the street. Weak men create weak societies. You don't see Muslims putting pussy on a pedestal.

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The vigor and youth of the pussy must never be underestimated. The jaded tone of many dudes here regarding women is truly a sight to behold. We must never forget that a girl's luscious and delightful holes are sources of infinite pleasure.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Days of Broken Arrow:
Chicken stories are being censored by the media. This story is no exception. In the old days, before a chicken story gets published, the old school cigar chomping editor would demand you verify the facts from the farmer, obtain certified feed records from suppliers, check and double check sources. This story is a written form of what you have on "The View"- big on trendy farming chicks, short on the intricacies and insights necessary to raise a proper chicken under the economic circumstances to prevent chicken road crossings.
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Topic: The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

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The chicken is fraud and a member of the Roostercrucians, which was bankrolled by the Rothschilds.
From day one, the chicken's only aim has been to undermine Christianity by spreading its fowl wings into every nation's food supply. This is why the Roostercrucians are always talking about "corn on the other side."

Their lobbyists have been pecking at the local politicians for decades and they have mostly succeeded. Now their symbolism can be found all over the globe.

In the East, Sriracha Sauce is commonly referred to as Rooster Sauce even though it is a hot sauce and has nothing to do with roosters. The Asians have been subverted, but people can't seem to make the connection.

In the West, it is even worse. Our cucked politicians have been completely bought and now their degeneracy is on full display.
Look at Corn Flakes. The green rooster is completely asinine and purposely made to conflict with nature as there are no green roosters in the wild and no normal person would put cut strawberries in their cereal.

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(07-22-2018 01:30 AM)Not a Second Hander Wrote:  Topic

The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

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Why wouldn't the 3rd world "subsaharan" hungry chicken cross over to the wealthy side? "Leftist" scum have been encouraging free range subsaharan cocks with free corn since that Phaguette Macron and traitor Merkel have taken power. The chicken would never cross the road in a all-white country

Very true, sub-saharan roosters are crossing over to defenseless, bloodied and fat Europe, I even have pics to prove it:

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^sad!
12-09-2019 12:37 AM
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GS, that's the Colin Flaherty chicken crossing the road story. He wrote a book about this, "White roosters bleed a lot".

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(12-08-2019 11:37 PM)Tactician Wrote:  Topic: The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

911

The chicken is fraud and a member of the Roostercrucians, which was bankrolled by the Rothschilds.
From day one, the chicken's only aim has been to undermine Christianity by spreading its fowl wings into every nation's food supply. This is why the Roostercrucians are always talking about "corn on the other side."

Their lobbyists have been pecking at the local politicians for decades and they have mostly succeeded. Now their symbolism can be found all over the globe.

In the East, Sriracha Sauce is commonly referred to as Rooster Sauce even though it is a hot sauce and has nothing to do with roosters. The Asians have been subverted, but people can't seem to make the connection.

In the West, it is even worse. Our cucked politicians have been completely bought and now their degeneracy is on full display.
Look at Corn Flakes. The green rooster is completely asinine and purposely made to conflict with nature as there are no green roosters in the wild and no normal person would put cut strawberries in their cereal.

[Image: 1204153.jpg][Image: f0d3e9bf-ac3f-47c2-a058-4562c8380bfb_1.5...6b236.jpeg]

p.s. No hate, I am slowly becoming a bit 911 fan

Good take mate, I will try to lay out my research on the Roostercrusians, citing the work of Sutton and of 19th century French sociologists who were well outside the current prevailing flawed cultural influences.

For now I will briefly present the real story behind that Corn Flakes box fowl figure. I think E. Michael Jones was the first to get to the bottom of that rabbit hole, though some have credited Eustace Mullins of having first breached the hidden side of that mass agro-industrial complex social engineering operation.

Basically, no one willfully slices strawberries into their cereals, that's vile, bananas are obviously where it's at. Bananas are of course Central America's main crop. It is because of the banana trade that the United Fruit Company set up the American takeover of Central America, led by William Walker, great grandfather of Bonesman George Herbert Walker Bush.

The Kellogg's box subtle substitution setup of bananas for strawberries was in fact a subversive Kalergist plot designed to stifle the main cash crop in Central America, crashing the economies of Honduras, Guatemala and Nicaragua, thus unfurling a wave of mass emigration from those countries to the United States.

You might ask why they didn't just remove the bananas from the picture instead of replacing them with strawberries, which everyone knows don't go with cereals, this would have crashed demand for bananas without arousing suspicions. They've used this contorted Bernaysian social engineering ploy in order to boost demand for strawberries, ramming it through the breakfast cereal marketplace.

And strawberries are a very labor intensive crop. Thus by boosting demand for strawberries, they increase demand for cheap migrant labor. So their breakfast box covers both sides of the coin, pushing migrants away from their countries and pulling them into berry producing states like CA and FL. And this is the bottom line of the breakfast box bamboozle.

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Who will do the "chicken story" Roosh-style?

I'll give it a try: Blush The rooster crosses the road because he's leaving behind his useless past life of many chicks and easy hens. Rooster's now heading far and deep into the peaceful mountains, past the Babylonian road of sins, and he will succeed providing he buys a reliable truck and doesn't get eaten by C-Bass. The success in any case will be in his own soul and shall be measured by his strengthening of faith, and not in immediate reward of supplementary grains.
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