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Confession thread
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In this thread you can confess anything. Just do 3 hail Marys afterwards.

By the way Roosh just told me that no matter what it is, you won't get banned.*

* I confess, I'm lying.

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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RE: Confession thread
I confess that I can't get enough of Aurini and Forney. I wish I could hang out with them. We'd all be so happy.

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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RE: Confession thread
I confess I never banged 9s. And that my game generally sucks, despite my efforts.

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RE: Confession thread
(07-21-2018 05:44 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  I confess that I can't get enough of Aurini and Forney. I wish I could hang out with them. We'd all be so happy.

I confess to this as well.

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07-21-2018 10:07 PM
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RE: Confession thread
When i was a kid i punched my hamst.....


I cant talk about that.
07-22-2018 12:49 AM
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RE: Confession thread
I was once in the club with my 29 friends and we got into a huge fight with this super alpha dude.

I confess that when he told us all to go home, we did so like little girls.
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RE: Confession thread
I confess that I thought I was going to see a line through OPs name when I opened the thread.

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07-22-2018 11:45 AM
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RE: Confession thread
I confess that I questioned my sexuality some years ago.

I also confess that I was very relieved to come to the conclusion that I'm not gay.
07-22-2018 12:13 PM
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RE: Confession thread



“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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RE: Confession thread
(07-22-2018 12:13 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  I confess that I questioned my sexuality some years ago.

I also confess that I was very relieved to come to the conclusion that I'm not gay.

I confess that's the gayest post I've ever read on the forum.
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(07-22-2018 02:29 PM)RIslander Wrote:  I confess that's the gayest post I've ever read on the forum.

Then you haven't read this.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13342...#pid217707
Quote:A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog. You can see why a woman or a gay guy would find sucking one enjoyable, even while, as a straight guy, you feel disgusted by doing it yourself. So if you've sucked dick, I can understand your feeling bad about it, but there's no need to feel too bad about it.

In my opinion, this is one of the great forgotten posts of this forum.
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RE: Confession thread
(07-22-2018 02:34 PM)Horus Wrote:  
(07-22-2018 02:29 PM)RIslander Wrote:  I confess that's the gayest post I've ever read on the forum.

Then you haven't read this.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13342...#pid217707
Quote:A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog. You can see why a woman or a gay guy would find sucking one enjoyable, even while, as a straight guy, you feel disgusted by doing it yourself. So if you've sucked dick, I can understand your feeling bad about it, but there's no need to feel too bad about it.

In my opinion, this is one of the great forgotten posts of this forum.

I actually laughed so hard at that post I had to sprint to the bathroom to avoid shitting myself. Dick Sucking Troll. Only on RVF Laugh
07-22-2018 02:43 PM
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RE: Confession thread
I confess that this post had me tears, I thought it was so hilarious when I read it that I couldn't stop laughing for a really long time:

(07-07-2018 09:20 AM)pickupartistry123 Wrote:  i read on some forums online that guys would go to strip clubs weekly to intentionally cum from the lap dances. the guys would wear basketball shorts, no underwear, and slip a condom on their cock before going out. then while in the club they'd find the biggest booty stripper available. during the lap dance they would essentially dry fuck the girl reverse cowgirl position until they cum in the condom. i was thinking about this and this seems like pseudo-sex. it's not full on sex because there is no penetration, but essentially you are banging the girl because the motion is similar and the only thing separating your cock from her booty is very thin basketball shorts. the physical sensations obviously are not the same as fucking the girl (your cock isn't in her pussy), but you do get other sensations such as having her physical body on you, holding her waist, grabbing her ass a bit, etc. so with that being said does this all sound very stupid or would anyone do this?

I also confess to searching for the (banned) user's other posts and most of them were equally hilarious, because I'm pretty sure they were meant to be taken seriously and NOT at all troll posts. Some pretty funny stuff in there.

Even his username still makes me laugh, considering his posts.

I also confess to being disappointed that he got banned after that post above.
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We have the best trolls, don't we folks.
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I confess that I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.....

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(07-23-2018 07:23 AM)vinman Wrote:  I confess that I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.....

I confess that my real name is Sue.
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(07-22-2018 02:34 PM)Horus Wrote:  
(07-22-2018 02:29 PM)RIslander Wrote:  I confess that's the gayest post I've ever read on the forum.

Then you haven't read this.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13342...#pid217707
Quote:A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog. You can see why a woman or a gay guy would find sucking one enjoyable, even while, as a straight guy, you feel disgusted by doing it yourself. So if you've sucked dick, I can understand your feeling bad about it, but there's no need to feel too bad about it.

In my opinion, this is one of the great forgotten posts of this forum.

Don't forget this one:

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-32634-...#pid642955

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RE: Confession thread
(07-23-2018 07:29 AM)Horus Wrote:  
(07-23-2018 07:23 AM)vinman Wrote:  I confess that I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.....

I confess that my real name is Sue.

Can't access internet. Stuck in Folsom prison.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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I confess I purposely weed out newbs I find undeserving of the forum.

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Quote:In this thread you can confess anything.



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I confess that all my confessions are lies Big Grin
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(07-23-2018 07:23 AM)vinman Wrote:  I confess that I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.....

I confess that I shot the sheriff...but I did not shoot they deputy.

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I confess I post too much random shit to the "What are you listening to?" thread. Please forgive me for all the radio whiplash I have caused.

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I confess that I've been a dick to forum newbies on as many as two occasions.
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