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Could you beat this thing in a fight?
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If you were the guy getting ragdolled in this pic, do you think you would have fared better against the hambeast?

How about 1 v 1 in a pitched street fight? (no weapons)

I'm not ashamed to say that I think I would lose to that thing in most scenarios. There's just too much mass and force to overcome, and I'm not trained in hand to hand combat so there's no way for me to deal damage through the natural fatty armor. Also surprisingly nimble.

If I had some sort of bladed weapon with at least a foot of penetration capability, I think I would stand a chance. Despite the surprising agility of the single-shoe creature, I could at least match it in that regard. I would basically stab the thing and evade until it bled out. Other than that I dunno.

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How would our ham planet fare against the ham planet featured in this video? When worlds collide!
08-11-2018 08:39 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
In all fairness to the soy boy, the beast outweighed him by about 50 pounds. He needs to hit the gym and build some solid muscle.
08-11-2018 09:11 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
That's embarrassing. If that were me, I'd die of shame.
08-11-2018 09:14 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
The guy looks like he may have some muscle and have an athletic build. He could have been blackout drunk as well.

The floor could also have been severely slippery.

Yes i could take that fat bitch both drunk and sober and not even break a sweat.
08-11-2018 09:17 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Would bang after a dozen beers.

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08-11-2018 09:24 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Is there a full video?

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08-11-2018 09:25 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
link to original video?
08-11-2018 09:26 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-11-2018 09:25 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Is there a full video?

(08-11-2018 09:26 PM)travolta Wrote:  link to original video?

Sorry guys, I just came across this clip on Instagram and 4chan. I tried to search for the original, but there are too many results for "fat people fight McDonalds", including that latest one involving the two women in Vegas. If someone finds the source, please share.
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08-11-2018 09:35 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Those two guys have terrible footing (see the other guy at the back getting harassed by the fat chick's fat friend), that's why they get thrown around so easily. They look like they've never trained in any combat in their entire lives.

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08-11-2018 09:38 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
That's what I was gonna point out.

Watch closely how he tries to get up. He's doing it the exact opposite of the way that you're supposed to do it in a fight where you keep the rear point of contact braced and pop up using an arm to guard.

Guy's also probably wasted off his ass.
08-11-2018 09:47 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Either dude had fake muscles or he's drunk, otherwise no excuse for that pathetic showing.
08-11-2018 09:56 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
That guy looks drunk. One good punch to the land whale's face and she's out cold. Seriously, a 150 lb guy who knows how to punch would take her out quickly
08-11-2018 10:33 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
This took place in Ottawa, Canada. I've been to that McDonalds. It's close to some nightlife spots so it gets the drunk rush on weekend nights.

Somebody shared a video link to the local subreddit there last week.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments...mcdonalds/

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08-11-2018 11:00 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
He has to be drunk, and probably trying to get away from her rather than fight back.

I love the black guy at the back laughing his guts out, that would be me!
08-12-2018 12:36 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
The biggest problems when facing an enraged girl looking to fight are the knowledge that you'll probably be arrested if you fight back, and that most men have a natural and societal aversion to hitting a girl. That makes guys just try to get away rather than attack. When she comes across someone who doesn't care about the optics of beating up a girl, she's gonna get lit up.
08-12-2018 12:53 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Wb am drunk tho
08-12-2018 12:55 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-11-2018 11:00 PM)Nemausus Wrote:  This took place in Ottawa, Canada. I've been to that McDonalds. It's close to some nightlife spots so it gets the drunk rush on weekend nights.

Somebody shared a video link to the local subreddit there last week.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments...mcdonalds/


WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLDDDDDSSSTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

Always delivers.

We need some NatGeo narration on this shit: "Observe as the large land whale, amidst her size, is able to utilize momentum to defeat the more muscular male."
08-12-2018 01:09 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Is fighting in McDonald's the hot new trend?
08-12-2018 01:27 AM
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I keep saying emergency bacon kits save lives

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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Was a bit disappointed. Expected a large wild animal or a killer robot but instead got a run-of-the-mill ham beast.
08-12-2018 01:44 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Hard to see context there, the guy looks in decent shape. It looks like it's been intentionally edited to skip his feet just prior to the first throw.

The next two are the chick pushing with momentum, and his lack of balance makes me think he's drunk.

Still in regards to beating her, with that conditioning, she would get gassed in 30-40 seconds, and she still has female bones.

Good footwork and she has a busted nose within 20 seconds.

If she won't leave it there and she still wants to man up, it's heading towards busted eyes 30 seconds later.

Your biggest issue is white knights stopping you from treating her like an equal.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-11-2018 11:00 PM)Nemausus Wrote:  

I don't know if there is such a thing as women's sumo wrestling, but judging by that video, she could be a sumo champion. I'm not even joking. Each round of a sumo wrestling match only lasts a few seconds, so there's not a lot of stamina required. All that is required is short bursts of speed, strength, heft, balance, agility and aggression, and this lady has all of these things. Watch a few minutes of this video, and I think you'll agree that she would kick ass in the sumo ring:




Seriously, the Japs love weird stuff. So they should get her on a plane to Japan, give her a few months training, and then set up some staged matches against low ranking sumo wrestlers. Maybe pay them to take a dive. It would draw the crowds and it would be a real money maker I think. Maybe it would spawn a whole new genre of sumo wrestling - I'm sure Kona knows a few hefty Polynesian lasses who would be competitive.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
I wouldn't call those men muscular or athletic. At best they are captains upperbodies. I suspect they are numales wearing those tight jeans on their thin legs and squeezing their balls.

I have been in a similar situation where about six similarly shaped (short, low center gravity and seriously overweight) mixed gender ticket conductors tried to push me back in the bus to make me pay the penalty. (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket). I promptly pushed them all out of my way and escaped despite being pushed, pulled and grabbed myself. One of them also had pepper spray, that I dodged, only the peripheral cloud landed on me. So am pretty confident I would stand upright against any McDonalds beast. I attribute this to my few years of experience with martial arts, and knowing basics of footwork and stance and to me doing squats with moderate weights. I think every man should have similar background, not everybody needs o lift and train in martial arts, but merely having a little experience in these things should be enough to make you unpushable by untrained individuals.

As for this video - the hambeast only has one shoe. It's interesting - what happened before and how she lost it?
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
The secret to these meatballs is keeping your distance if you're a small guy and throwing 1-2 combos at their bellies and round house kicks to their lower legs. Retreat and repeat.
08-12-2018 04:47 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
OK, slightly longer footage at the beginning.

Guy got thrown down legit, she's screaming, "you wannaa go", either she can legitimately fight or she's never had a guy hit her back

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyoNHv0KA8
08-12-2018 05:26 AM
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