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Al Bundy
I think in a way we're all trying to avoid his downward spiral. He could've been someone important but now he's shoe salesman with an unbearable family.



10-05-2011 12:01 PM
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Nice video
10-05-2011 12:13 PM
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RE: Al Bundy
I think Bundy got it right with his motto on the opposite sex:

"women, can't live with, can't live without them"
10-05-2011 12:14 PM
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Tv needs more fat jokes.
10-05-2011 09:08 PM
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I forgot how funny this cat was. And, yes, TV needs more fat jokes. Compare Al Bundy's jokes to this show from nowadays. A true sign of the times:





Relevant part starts @0:09:




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10-06-2011 02:14 AM
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True legend in the game. Would anyone wear the NO MA'AM shirt?
10-06-2011 10:40 AM
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Married with Children was the funniest shit on TV when I was young. No way they would make a show like that today, let alone on prime time.
10-06-2011 12:11 PM
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Man that show brings back some good laughs. My dads favorite show when I was a kid. Watching those clips I could almost smell the rye and hear his laugh.

WTF Mike and Molley? Do people really watch that shit!?? Must be TV's affirmative action on obesity (minimum 17.5% airlplay must be fat programming)
10-06-2011 12:24 PM
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(10-05-2011 12:14 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  I think Bundy got it right with his motto on the opposite sex:

"women, can't live with, can't live without them"





........actually this was the phrase (from 0:15)

I was like Amazed surprised lol the first time I saw it tbf..................
10-06-2011 12:54 PM
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Al Bundy has one of the greatest attitudes you can have towards women. Definitely help you get laid if you act like him all the time.

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(10-06-2011 02:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I forgot how funny this cat was. And, yes, TV needs more fat jokes. Compare Al Bundy's jokes to this show from nowadays. A true sign of the times:





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The trailers for these shows are disgusting. Completely illustrates a main point that a lot of the bloggers in this forum are trying to teach. Its like someone went ahead and took everything wrong with the culture and put it into one prime time television show people will be able to connect to because their lives are just as sad/pathetic. Obesity... check. Pussywhipped beta who pedestalizes his wife and whos life revolves around cheeseburgers and watching games with his buddies drinking beer eating nachos and bitching about women. CHECK. Land-whales with a sense of self worth more inflated than their thighs who base how a man should treat them out of cosmo and beta-comedies QUADRUPLE CHIN CHECK. If anyone tells me this show is funny I will promptly throw them off of my balcony.

"its just a basketball game and i promised id take you to a dinner and a movie" SAD.
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Married with children could never be made with todays PC culture.
10-06-2011 09:54 PM
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(10-06-2011 09:54 PM)kbell Wrote:  Married with children could never be made with todays PC culture.



Growing up we never had cable, and Married With Children was one of the only shows on tv that my mom didn't want me watching, I remember having to keep the volume down and change the channel when she walked in.

Ahh... those were the days.
10-07-2011 12:01 AM
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(10-06-2011 05:07 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  
(10-06-2011 02:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I forgot how funny this cat was. And, yes, TV needs more fat jokes. Compare Al Bundy's jokes to this show from nowadays. A true sign of the times:





Relevant part starts @0:09:




The trailers for these shows are disgusting. Completely illustrates a main point that a lot of the bloggers in this forum are trying to teach. Its like someone went ahead and took everything wrong with the culture and put it into one prime time television show people will be able to connect to because their lives are just as sad/pathetic. Obesity... check. Pussywhipped beta who pedestalizes his wife and whos life revolves around cheeseburgers and watching games with his buddies drinking beer eating nachos and bitching about women. CHECK. Land-whales with a sense of self worth more inflated than their thighs who base how a man should treat them out of cosmo and beta-comedies QUADRUPLE CHIN CHECK. If anyone tells me this show is funny I will promptly throw them off of my balcony.

"its just a basketball game and i promised id take you to a dinner and a movie" SAD.



Man, I just read your post and literally laughed out loud, I was thinking everything you just wrote. Watching the previews for the show makes me sick.

This right here is fucking hilarious:

"Obesity... check. Pussywhipped beta who pedestalizes his wife and whos life revolves around cheeseburgers and watching games with his buddies drinking beer eating nachos and bitching about women. CHECK. Land-whales with a sense of self worth more inflated than their thighs who base how a man should treat them out of cosmo and beta-comedies QUADRUPLE CHIN CHECK."
10-07-2011 12:05 AM
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Quote:"I Care" by Al Bundy

When hooters giggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs and the bathromm's not hers I care

When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care But when I've been playing this for days I swear!

PEG: ...and if you really want a scare check out his underwear, if you dare.


Quote:"Psycho Dad Theme Song" by Al Bundy

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's likes to eat it raw, He's Psycho Dad!

How far we've fallen since.
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Cosign. Al Bundy is amazing.

The funny thing is, the actor, Ed O'Neill, is now on one of the most repulsive shows on TV now, Modern Family. Every time I see this show, a total of twice, I've been thoroughly disgusted. You have a domineering mother, a father harangued and abused by his wife and children, two flaming homosexuals raising a child... O'Neill's character is the only respectable one on the show. I'm surprised how popular this show is, how even cool guys like it. I honestly feel like an alien in my own country when I see what's popular.

And O'Neill partied hard and played football in college, and has trained in Brazilian jiu-jitsu for almost 20 years now --> alpha.

We went from Al Bundy to this:



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If I was that guy I'd dump that bitch and try to get the bang on the blonde girl. But you have a good point. I just don't understand how anyone of any sex can think that things like that are ok. If anything its showing women in a poorer light than ever before. "lets try to get treated with respect" turns into getting portrayed as the nagging bitch/abusive wife with a pathetic beta husband who through years of PC downspiral is too scared of a social lashback to put the woman in her place. What beta sad-sack would take that shit from his football/cheeseburger buddies, presumably none, they tell them to eat a dick.
10-07-2011 04:37 PM
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Divorce theft at a dentist office.
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(10-08-2011 10:24 AM)kbell Wrote:  Divorce theft at a dentist office.

This show was really ahead of his time. It's crazy much more pertinent it is to today's reality. I mean the obesity and divorce epidemics are twice as bad as they were 24 years ago, when this show started.

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I laughed as a kid when I thought the show was an over-exaggeration of reality.
I cried as an adult when the show's over-exaggerations became a reality.
10-08-2011 11:46 AM
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(10-08-2011 11:46 AM)cibo Wrote:  I laughed as a kid when I thought the show was an over-exaggeration of reality.
I cried as an adult when the show's over-exaggerations became a reality.

Exactly. It won't be long before dudes are eating "tang-wiches" for dinner or, worse, this:




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(10-08-2011 12:20 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(10-08-2011 11:46 AM)cibo Wrote:  I laughed as a kid when I thought the show was an over-exaggeration of reality.
I cried as an adult when the show's over-exaggerations became a reality.

Exactly. It won't be long before dudes are eating "tang-wiches" for dinner or, worse, this:




Youtube Comment: LOL, at 00:21 you can hear someone in the audience say "Don't do it, Al!" LMAO!

Live Audience, none of those fake laugh tracks.
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Im pretty sure christina applegate was responsible for an entire generation of young guys to froth over blonde girls too....its probably the reason i still love blondes today.
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The sad thing about christina is she lost her breasts in 2008 due to breast cancer.
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Hahaha that first video is awesome. I am so sick of the fat acceptance in the American culture today,.
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