Lady Is Here! I have written a book for feminine-minded women (and the men who want relationships with them). Click Here For Full Details.

Post Reply 
The Jeff Bezos thread
Author Message
cato Offline
Game Denialist
Gold Member

Posts: 40
Joined: Nov 2016
Reputation: 1
Post: #151
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
01-13-2019 02:32 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like cato's post:
Enoch, bbgun, billbudsocket
ChicagoFire Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 575
Joined: Oct 2017
Reputation: 4
Post: #152
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
I'd like to know what's the over/under on Amazon being obliterated within the next 3-5 years. The obvious answer to Amazon ceasing to exist is: Yes the world would be a better place. It's not like small mom and pop shops can compete against a juggernaut that owns a grocery store chain and a propaganda outlet, with the potential to one day automate their warehouses. Bezos arguably is as powerful (if not even more) as President Trump prior to the divorce.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/the-jeff-...-middle-3/

There's talks that the ex-wife may obtain part ownership of Amazon. Could be possible she decides to humiliate her ex-husband by dismantling what he built. The Board may decide to replace Bezos because the divorce court circus is too disruptive for operations. You don't replace Tom Brady for a questionable 2nd stringer.

(01-13-2019 12:07 AM)Fortis Wrote:  We might just be seeing the end of Bezos glorious United States of Amazon--and is that necessarily a bad thing?

(09-21-2018 09:31 AM)kosko Wrote:  For the folks who stay ignorant and hating and not improving their situation during these Trump years, it will be bleak and cold once the good times stop.
01-13-2019 06:31 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes ChicagoFire's post:
Fortis
The Beast1 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,455
Joined: May 2013
Reputation: 77
Post: #153
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-13-2019 01:11 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Teutatis, you are 100% free to disagree with me any time. But you don't know a fucking thing about my attitude towards woman and your personal attacks on me, your constant attempts to turn this into ad-hominem attacks, and Beast's creepy little insults towards my family, are idiotic and personally insulting.
[...]
I could absolutely care less what you puny idiots have to say about my "attitude" towards women. I have zero, I mean zero interest in "stepping back and looking at what I've written." You are nothing to me. Nothing. OK? How many of you is even married? And you are giving me advice?
[...]
I think you are some kind of stalkers...it seems like you are going back and looking up my old posts and then formulating a weird stalker opinion about who I am and what I should or should not feel towards women. It's creepy.
[...]
Here is my "advice" to you: be less of a creepy loser, ok? If you want to post, post. Put less of your time into following me around and giving your personal advice -- which I've made abundantly clear I have zero interest in.

[Image: 1498968245425.jpg]

The best part about the internet is the fact that it's a great equalizer. For all we know, I could be Benny Netanyahoo eating Matzah at a cafe in the old city while I write this.

In this post NTP world, it's fair to assume that when someone says, "I'll have you know I founded multi-million dollar businesses, am married with 3 kids, and flew to the moon" in the middle of an argument it's going to sound like gornisht.

So you kvetch, don't be surprised when someone goes all kibitz on your hok a chaink.
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2019 07:49 PM by The Beast1.)
01-13-2019 07:44 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like The Beast1's post:
Fortis, Dream Medicine
Handsome Creepy Eel Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,503
Joined: Apr 2011
Reputation: 162
Post: #154
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
Actual footage of Bezos:

[Image: 8juBA6B.jpg]

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
01-13-2019 07:49 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like Handsome Creepy Eel's post:
Fortis, Dark Emperor
MidJack Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 353
Joined: Jan 2015
Reputation: 6
Post: #155
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
There are definitely more layers to this.

Jeff Bezos is too powerful and is in deep with three-letter agencies.

MacKenzie Bezos and Lauren Sanchez must both believe they are well protected -- and the children.

Possibly they are being protected by the executive of the United States.

Impossible that this is just about cheating.
01-13-2019 08:27 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes MidJack's post:
ChicagoFire
MrLemon Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 1,502
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 57
Post: #156
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-13-2019 07:44 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  
(01-13-2019 01:11 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Teutatis, you are 100% free to disagree with me any time. But you don't know a fucking thing about my attitude towards woman and your personal attacks on me, your constant attempts to turn this into ad-hominem attacks, and Beast's creepy little insults towards my family, are idiotic and personally insulting.
[...]
I could absolutely care less what you puny idiots have to say about my "attitude" towards women. I have zero, I mean zero interest in "stepping back and looking at what I've written." You are nothing to me. Nothing. OK? How many of you is even married? And you are giving me advice?
[...]
I think you are some kind of stalkers...it seems like you are going back and looking up my old posts and then formulating a weird stalker opinion about who I am and what I should or should not feel towards women. It's creepy.
[...]
Here is my "advice" to you: be less of a creepy loser, ok? If you want to post, post. Put less of your time into following me around and giving your personal advice -- which I've made abundantly clear I have zero interest in.

[Image: 1498968245425.jpg]

The best part about the internet is the fact that it's a great equalizer. For all we know, I could be Benny Netanyahoo eating Matzah at a cafe in the old city while I write this.

In this post NTP world, it's fair to assume that when someone says, "I'll have you know I founded multi-million dollar businesses, am married with 3 kids, and flew to the moon" in the middle of an argument it's going to sound like gornisht.

So you kvetch, don't be surprised when someone goes all kibitz on your hok a chaink.

Why are you even talking to me, you piece of shit?
01-13-2019 08:27 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes MrLemon's post:
Fortis
Graft Offline
Chubby Chaser
**
Gold Member

Posts: 340
Joined: May 2016
Reputation: 24
Post: #157
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
Bezos losing half his net worth is not going to affect his lifestyle. It will have a gigantic effect on his psyche, however.

When your lifetime identity is being the worlds richest man, centibillionaire, first potential trillionaire, etc, it's devastating to lose all of that in one windfall. It's like a powerlifter working his whole life to bench 450 lbs and now he can only bench 225. Still stronger than he will ever need, but his life's purpose has been shattered.

The public fallout will be huge. For the next few years he's going to have to deal with annoying press, the entire company knowing his bad game and sexual situation, and being plastered in every record book as "highest divorce payout ever."

It's hard to speculate on why such an accomplished man settles for mediocre talent. To do so you'd have to step outside forum logic. Most guys have moral issues with fucking women vastly younger than them, especially guys with young daughters. I can imagine the conundrum that I'd have if I had an attractive young daughter and I was sleeping with a girl around her age. I'd be horrified if a middle aged guy was sleeping with my younger daughter. Given her age, I'd say Sanchez is a 9. She's about as attractive as a 50 year old can get. Perhaps Bezos wanted an attractive woman who was still socially acceptable in his brain.

Also: hypergamy never sleeps. This Patrick Whitesell is a male 10. Looks, money, legend in Hollywood. His co-CEO was Ari Gold in entourage. Sanchez just couldn't resist blowing up her entire marriage, ruining face for him and her three children. When you're a man of this status and married to a hot, but middle aged mother of three, who would ever think that the richest man in world history would throw away tens of billions of dollars to thirst on her?
01-13-2019 08:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 18 users Like Graft's post:
moneyshot, njimko22, ChicagoFire, Robert High Hawk, puckerman, Handsome Creepy Eel, TheBowery, billbudsocket, Isaac Jordan, Enoch, Renzy, goldmine, fiasco360, Arado, Tactician, CaptainChardonnay, Buck Wild, Emancipator
The Beast1 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,455
Joined: May 2013
Reputation: 77
Post: #158
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-13-2019 08:27 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Why are you even talking to me, you piece of shit?

[Image: final_5c3befa19f8e6a0013abee7c_399652.jpg]
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2019 09:14 PM by The Beast1.)
01-13-2019 09:11 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 4 users Like The Beast1's post:
Fortis, remarkable vigour, moneyshot, BlurredLines
Robert High Hawk Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 397
Joined: Dec 2016
Reputation: 11
Post: #159
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-13-2019 08:37 PM)Graft Wrote:  Bezos losing half his net worth is not going to affect his lifestyle. It will have a gigantic effect on his psyche, however.

When your lifetime identity is being the worlds richest man, centibillionaire, first potential trillionaire, etc, it's devastating to lose all of that in one windfall. It's like a powerlifter working his whole life to bench 450 lbs and now he can only bench 225. Still stronger than he will ever need, but his life's purpose has been shattered.

The public fallout will be huge. For the next few years he's going to have to deal with annoying press, the entire company knowing his bad game and sexual situation, and being plastered in every record book as "highest divorce payout ever."

It's hard to speculate on why such an accomplished man settles for mediocre talent. To do so you'd have to step outside forum logic. Most guys have moral issues with fucking women vastly younger than them, especially guys with young daughters. I can imagine the conundrum that I'd have if I had an attractive young daughter and I was sleeping with a girl around her age. I'd be horrified if a middle aged guy was sleeping with my younger daughter. Given her age, I'd say Sanchez is a 9. She's about as attractive as a 50 year old can get. Perhaps Bezos wanted an attractive woman who was still socially acceptable in his brain.

Also: hypergamy never sleeps. This Patrick Whitesell is a male 10. Looks, money, legend in Hollywood. His co-CEO was Ari Gold in entourage. Sanchez just couldn't resist blowing up her entire marriage, ruining face for him and her three children. When you're a man of this status and married to a hot, but middle aged mother of three, who would ever think that the richest man in world history would throw away tens of billions of dollars to thirst on her?

This is the best take on it so far. Completely agree except for the looks part on Lauren Sanchez. Body-wise perhaps (for her age), but that face looks quite hideous and plastic. Nonetheless you hit the nail on the head, and like any gameless chode, albeit a very financially successful one. People seem to forget he sent her dick pics. 54 year old married man with kids sending dick pics. Hey good for him I guess, strategy "worked" in this case.

But can Bezos be taken as seriously again? Will the board of Amazon take him as seriously? Top shareholders? He already demonstrated a conflict of interest in giving her Sanchez contracts to her video company. Small stuff that will pass over, but people are going to smell blood in the water; these utterly moronic, immature, and pathetic acts of infidelity made public, and the associated pattern of behavior certainly did him no favors.
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2019 10:52 PM by Robert High Hawk.)
01-13-2019 10:50 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Robert High Hawk's post:
Handsome Creepy Eel, ChicagoFire, PrimeTime32
Fortis Online
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 4,063
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 98
Post: #160
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
You guys should really lay off Mr. Lemon. He's a father. Of course, he's going to be a bit suspicious of any woman getting a multi-billiona dollar pay out off of a divorce. Put yourselves in the shoes of a father watching this go down. He's a bit biased, so what? I mean he could chill a bit on attacking Mrs. Bezos, but I think his suspicion is warranted.

There's been no reason to sling ad hominems back and forth the way you dudes are doing. You guys may disagree with Lemon on his views, but does this mean you now have to have a problem with him as a person.

Not to mention, this derails the thread.

This is Jeff Bezos you guys are fighting over, not a dude who has your best interests in mind. Fuck 'em is what I say? Sometimes the legal system is our situational ally. In this case, it's fucking over a dude who needs a good fucking. Great.

Furthermore, how do we know Mrs. Bezos is such an innocent harmless angel? I'd go so far as to say that you can't make it as the wife of a billionaire without being a bit ruthless yourself.

The media (and our legal system) has a history of always taking the side of the woman, so proceed with caution, gents.
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2019 10:58 PM by Fortis.)
01-13-2019 10:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 16 users Like Fortis's post:
Tactician, The Beast1, RoastBeefCurtains4Me, Handsome Creepy Eel, remarkable vigour, jeffreyjerpp, ChicagoFire, DJ-Matt, PrimeTime32, RDF, Enoch, Aurini, goldmine, fiasco360, Emancipator, Swordfish1010
puckerman Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 2,368
Joined: Nov 2013
Reputation: 13
Post: #161
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
I've noticed that a lot of this "news" coverage has come the National Enquirer. You can't check out at any large American grocery store without seeing it nearby.

While I don't buy tabloids, there is one thing consistent with them. In any divorce, the man will be portrayed as the bad guy. It's a safe bet that women make up at least 90% of the people who buy these zines.

Bezos is a chode. I'm not surprised at this. Why didn't he go for something younger? Who knows?

I can also imagine this. Bezos will tell politicians: "I'm going to have to lay off people to pay for this divorce, unless you give me a subsidy. Give me a subsidy, and save those jobs."
01-13-2019 11:31 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
The Beast1 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,455
Joined: May 2013
Reputation: 77
Post: #162
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-13-2019 10:56 PM)Fortis Wrote:  You guys should really lay off Mr. Lemon.

Awe shucks, you're right. T'is was a prime moment to poke at a forum sacred cow.

The forum gave me a lemon, so I made lemonade!

Gay ga zinta hate! Angel
01-14-2019 12:31 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes The Beast1's post:
Fortis
911 Offline
International Playboy
******

Posts: 3,744
Joined: Mar 2016
Reputation: 46
Post: #163
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-11-2019 10:21 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  A globohomo pushing, Hillary shilling, badthink censoring piece of shit who has more money than God but can't seem to pay his employees a living wage.

Even if the shoe was on the other foot and his wife fucked the tennis instructor and he found out, fuck Jeff Bezos, I hope he has to give her half.

This.

Can't believe it took 5 pages for someone to call out that POS deep state oligarch.

This is great, not only is he losing half his fortune, but he's also getting publicly humiliated, all for a creepy middle aged third hand retread, lulz.

Roosh should send him a dedicated copy of his Game book (free of charge because the dude lost half his money), procured through Barnes and Noble, which IIRC hasn't banned the book.

“Nothing is more useful than to look upon the world as it really is.”
01-14-2019 01:27 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like 911's post:
ChicagoFire, Enoch, Fortis
Handsome Creepy Eel Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,503
Joined: Apr 2011
Reputation: 162
Post: #164
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-14-2019 01:27 AM)911 Wrote:  
(01-11-2019 10:21 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  A globohomo pushing, Hillary shilling, badthink censoring piece of shit who has more money than God but can't seem to pay his employees a living wage.

Even if the shoe was on the other foot and his wife fucked the tennis instructor and he found out, fuck Jeff Bezos, I hope he has to give her half.

This.

Can't believe it took 5 pages for someone to call out that POS deep state oligarch.

[Image: Confused-Jacksonville-Jaguars-fan-in-stands.gif]

Excuse me! I did it on page 2! Angry

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
01-14-2019 03:56 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 4 users Like Handsome Creepy Eel's post:
Prufrock, ChicagoFire, 911, Tactician
Days of Broken Arrows Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 4,665
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 200
Post: #165
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
This is an important thread. Once again: Can everyone participating in the infighting PLEASE take it elsewhere? Start another thread for that.

***

I wanted to point out how messed up our societal standards have become in 2019.

About a week ago, a meteorologist got fired because he mispronounced a word that sounded like a racial slur. It was a mistake. An error. He got canned. We did a thread on it here.

Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos knowingly shames his wife and kids by not just having an affair, but by sexting and sending dick picks (something his own newspaper warned teens against) and he gets to keep his job and his standing in the community la-de-dah.

This is bewildering to me. If a teenage boy at Georgetown Prep (let's say) had just gotten busted for sexting a teenage girl and sending her dick picks, you can bet the Washington Post would be calling for his head.

Speaking of which: What Bezos did was far worse than what Justice Brett Cavanaugh wrote in his high school yearbook. Yet Bezos' Washington Post spent weeks excoriating Kavanaugh for things he wrote in 1983.

The next time the Washington Post gets on a high moral horse, remember their owner once shared photos of his weenie. Kind of puts things in perspective.
(This post was last modified: 01-14-2019 04:26 AM by Days of Broken Arrows.)
01-14-2019 04:24 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 30 users Like Days of Broken Arrows's post:
Handsome Creepy Eel, Paracelsus, HornyRamone, Jumppy, jeffreyjerpp, ChicagoFire, doc holliday, DamienCasanova, TheBowery, DJ-Matt, Canopus, PrimeTime32, Selembao, The Beast1, moneyshot, billbudsocket, Isaac Jordan, Enoch, njimko22, Gmac, Aurini, Renzy, fiasco360, CaptainChardonnay, Buck Wild, Investment Bro, Dismal Operator, Emancipator, Thomas Jackson, Swordfish1010
ChicagoFire Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 575
Joined: Oct 2017
Reputation: 4
Post: #166
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-14-2019 04:24 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  This is an important thread. Once again: Can everyone participating in the infighting PLEASE take it elsewhere? Start another thread for that.

***

I wanted to point out how messed up our societal standards have become in 2019.

About a week ago, a meteorologist got fired because he mispronounced a word that sounded like a racial slur. It was a mistake. An error. He got canned. We did a thread on it here.

Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos knowingly shames his wife and kids by not just having an affair, but by sexting and sending dick picks (something his own newspaper warned teens against) and he gets to keep his job and his standing in the community la-de-dah.

This is bewildering to me. If a teenage boy at Georgetown Prep (let's say) had just gotten busted for sexting a teenage girl and sending her dick picks, you can bet the Washington Post would be calling for his head.

Speaking of which: What Bezos did was far worse than what Justice Brett Cavanaugh wrote in his high school yearbook. Yet Bezos' Washington Post spent weeks excoriating Kavanaugh for things he wrote in 1983.

The next time the Washington Post gets on a high moral horse, remember their owner once shared photos of his weenie. Kind of puts things in perspective.

[Image: giphy.gif]

Great post, hypocrite exposed. Just to be integrally honest I typed in "jeff bezos resign" for google news and not a single peep from the SJW crowd demanding for bozos to step down because he pulled a scumbag move on his wife and kids. Must be nice to own the MSM and have ass lickers like Jake Tapper huh?

(09-21-2018 09:31 AM)kosko Wrote:  For the folks who stay ignorant and hating and not improving their situation during these Trump years, it will be bleak and cold once the good times stop.
01-14-2019 11:03 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes ChicagoFire's post:
Enoch
911 Offline
International Playboy
******

Posts: 3,744
Joined: Mar 2016
Reputation: 46
Post: #167
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-14-2019 03:56 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(01-14-2019 01:27 AM)911 Wrote:  
(01-11-2019 10:21 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  A globohomo pushing, Hillary shilling, badthink censoring piece of shit who has more money than God but can't seem to pay his employees a living wage.

Even if the shoe was on the other foot and his wife fucked the tennis instructor and he found out, fuck Jeff Bezos, I hope he has to give her half.

This.

Can't believe it took 5 pages for someone to call out that POS deep state oligarch.


[Image: Confused-Jacksonville-Jaguars-fan-in-stands.gif]

Excuse me! I did it on page 2! Angry



Agree

“Nothing is more useful than to look upon the world as it really is.”
01-14-2019 12:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like 911's post:
ChicagoFire, Handsome Creepy Eel
bbgun Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 283
Joined: Mar 2017
Reputation: 2
Post: #168
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
Those text messages reeked of desperation. He all but screamed "I'm not worthy of you!" All the money in the world won't matter if you're beta at your core.
(This post was last modified: 01-14-2019 01:05 PM by bbgun.)
01-14-2019 01:04 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 4 users Like bbgun's post:
ChicagoFire, Handsome Creepy Eel, goldmine, Buck Wild
MrLemon Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 1,502
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 57
Post: #169
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-14-2019 01:04 PM)bbgun Wrote:  Those text messages reeked of desperation. He all but screamed "I'm not worthy of you!" All the money in the world won't matter if you're beta at your core.

She's his Domme. He's groveling at her feet with a boner asking to be whipped.
01-14-2019 01:25 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Trumpian Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 380
Joined: Aug 2018
Reputation: 8
Post: #170
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
https://www.wired.com/story/mackenzie-be...nius-myth/

Damn this article was cringey. Apparently his wife agreeing to move to Seattle made Amazon possible. It was all her fellas.

Another gem is her review of Brad Stone's "The Everything Store".

Quote:I worked for Jeff at D. E. Shaw, I was there when he wrote the business plan, and I worked with him and many others represented in the converted garage, the basement warehouse closet, the barbecue-scented offices, the Christmas-rush distribution centers, and the door-desk filled conference rooms in the early years of Amazon’s history. Jeff and I have been married for 20 years.

D.E Shaw was a hedge fund and her first job out of college. Bezos obviously hired her to boink her. But still - girl power.
01-14-2019 11:45 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Trumpian's post:
ChicagoFire, jeffreyjerpp, HD668B
jeffreyjerpp Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 328
Joined: Jul 2016
Reputation: 9
Post: #171
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-14-2019 11:45 PM)Trumpian Wrote:  https://www.wired.com/story/mackenzie-be...nius-myth/

Damn this article was cringey. Apparently his wife agreeing to move to Seattle made Amazon possible. It was all her fellas.

Another gem is her review of Brad Stone's "The Everything Store".

Quote:I worked for Jeff at D. E. Shaw, I was there when he wrote the business plan, and I worked with him and many others represented in the converted garage, the basement warehouse closet, the barbecue-scented offices, the Christmas-rush distribution centers, and the door-desk filled conference rooms in the early years of Amazon’s history. Jeff and I have been married for 20 years.

D.E Shaw was a hedge fund and her first job out of college. Bezos obviously hired her to boink her. But still - girl power.

Probably part of the negotiations for their "amicable" divorce.

She agrees to keep everything polite in public, so long as he publicly kisses her ass and gives her credit for helping with Amazon, and then also forks over $70 billion.

Not sure how many people will really buy it, though.
01-15-2019 10:23 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes jeffreyjerpp's post:
Swordfish1010
Days of Broken Arrows Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 4,665
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 200
Post: #172
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
I'm giving this thread a bump to point out that the U.S. media has "black holed" this story. In other words, they're not covering it.*

They're making issues out of everything BUT what looks to be the biggest divorce settlement in history. Gee, could it be because Jeff Bozo's job is to advance "The Narrative" through his Washington Post?

Whatever the case, the Brits are on the case. The Daily Mail has a hilariously nasty article about Bozo's new flame, Lauren Sanchez.

The story tells of how she cheated on her former football player fiance, Anthony Miller, who played for the Denver Broncos. More importantly, it notes that she "expected him to pay for everything and then kept their engagement ring when they split after four years together."

It's being speculated that Bozo stands to lose about $68 BILLION over this affair when he gets divorced. Think about that. This woman is almost 50 and has a track record of not only cheating on her fiance, but cheating on her husband with Bozo!

What can we take from this? Well, if you've ever felt like you wasted a few bucks on a woman who wasn't worth it, it could be worse. A lot worse. $68 billion worse.

* A new saying I saw online somewhere, regarding the media: "If they're covering it, it's not important. If it's important, they're not covering it."
(This post was last modified: 01-16-2019 04:39 AM by Days of Broken Arrows.)
01-16-2019 04:38 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 25 users Like Days of Broken Arrows's post:
Handsome Creepy Eel, david.garrett84, Benoit, Aurini, IveBeenFramed, jeffreyjerpp, DamienCasanova, Paracelsus, DJ-Matt, debeguiled, The Black Knight, Renzy, ChicagoFire, Tactician, CaptainChardonnay, Buck Wild, Robert High Hawk, AntoniusofEfa, njimko22, Emancipator, Canopus, Teutatis, villageindian, puckerman, HD668B
Handsome Creepy Eel Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,503
Joined: Apr 2011
Reputation: 162
Post: #173
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
DOBA Wrote:What can we take from this? Well, if you've ever felt like you wasted a few bucks on a woman who wasn't worth it, it could be worse. A lot worse. $68 billion worse.

Post Of The Day

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
01-16-2019 05:28 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 5 users Like Handsome Creepy Eel's post:
debeguiled, ChicagoFire, Buck Wild, Days of Broken Arrows, Canopus
Aurini Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 1,504
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 79
Post: #174
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-16-2019 04:38 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  * A new saying I saw online somewhere, regarding the media: "If they're covering it, it's not important. If it's important, they're not covering it."

Un bon mot!

My website.
My posts on Return of Kings.
01-16-2019 09:07 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 4 users Like Aurini's post:
IveBeenFramed, debeguiled, ChicagoFire, Days of Broken Arrows
ChicagoFire Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 575
Joined: Oct 2017
Reputation: 4
Post: #175
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
+1 Everything about DOBA's post makes me want to jump and clap in joy. Repped.

I for one am sick and FUCKING tired of the media and their crap. It's only the stupid and ignorant that would believe the latest doomsday prediction of climate change ending the world.

(01-16-2019 05:28 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
DOBA Wrote:What can we take from this? Well, if you've ever felt like you wasted a few bucks on a woman who wasn't worth it, it could be worse. A lot worse. $68 billion worse.

Post Of The Day

(09-21-2018 09:31 AM)kosko Wrote:  For the folks who stay ignorant and hating and not improving their situation during these Trump years, it will be bleak and cold once the good times stop.
01-17-2019 12:00 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes ChicagoFire's post:
Days of Broken Arrows
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Jeff Bezos - Wealthiest man in entire world ever, to get divorced Mig Picante 3 633 01-10-2019 09:47 AM
Last Post: jeffreyjerpp
  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and wife Mackenzie are divorcing Rudideviz 1 596 01-09-2019 10:09 AM
Last Post: Rudideviz
  Amazon is unable to ship Tucker Carlson's new book, which criticizes Jeff Bezos Roosh 18 4,023 10-15-2018 11:40 PM
Last Post: J_Sway

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication