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(01-16-2019 04:38 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I'm giving this thread a bump to point out that the U.S. media has "black holed" this story. In other words, they're not covering it.*

They're making issues out of everything BUT what looks to be the biggest divorce settlement in history. Gee, could it be because Jeff Bozo's job is to advance "The Narrative" through his Washington Post?

Whatever the case, the Brits are on the case. The Daily Mail has a hilariously nasty article about Bozo's new flame, Lauren Sanchez.

The story tells of how she cheated on her former football player fiance, Anthony Miller, who played for the Denver Broncos. More importantly, it notes that she "expected him to pay for everything and then kept their engagement ring when they split after four years together."

It's being speculated that Bozo stands to lose about $68 BILLION over this affair when he gets divorced. Think about that. This woman is almost 50 and has a track record of not only cheating on her fiance, but cheating on her husband with Bozo!

What can we take from this? Well, if you've ever felt like you wasted a few bucks on a woman who wasn't worth it, it could be worse. A lot worse. $68 billion worse.

* A new saying I saw online somewhere, regarding the media: "If they're covering it, it's not important. If it's important, they're not covering it."

Completely agree that this is being desperately memory holed.

Thanks for sharing the link to that article. This Sanchez woman is far worse than I thought, and Besos is bigger retard than I thought. I am convinced more than ever that many uber rich people are there by sheer luck and timing more than anything else.

We have been saying in this forum that Sanchez is hoe-ing up, but reading that Daily Mail article showed that she is even more pathological than we thought. She was engaged TWICE before marrying her first ex, both were NFL players that she cheated on. Her first husband is built like a Mac Truck and was a tight end for goodness sakes. She primed out her good years for super masculine men, then immediately pivoted for access to fame, and now that that is getting old (as Hollywood's clout in general is waning), on to fortune with Bezos.

To bring this back round to Bezos: here is a guy who is sending impish teenager texts to a woman who's vulva has been pulvarized in ways that should get PETA rallying for help. What is he thinking as he sends dick pics to this woman? That she'd be impressed over the pro NFL guys she's had?

"I love your mind", texted Bezos to Sanchez. I wonder if he was referring to her biting wit and insightful commentary when she hosted "Good Day LA" with intellectual powerhouse Pauly D from the Jersey shore.

If he really did love her mind, he's got a hamster that rivals most women's. Most likely he is too self absorbed to see what a ridiculously bad choice of paramour he was making. All of the businesses and lives he's ruining matter not when Seattle cocktail party washed up MILFs are on his eye.

DOBA is right to bring this up. This is the most expensive divorce in history. Nothing even comes remotely close. These are numbers that exceed the GDP of many countries. This is true history being written yet the media silence is deafening. Also what is to happen with Bezos and Sanchez? Are they going to be dating publicly, with the whole world knowing and laughing at Bezos for giving it all up for a Jack Nicholson lookalike with boobs?

Money aside, as people learn more and more about Sanchez, Bezos will lose most of his gravitas, even if they stop dating. He can never retain the dignity he had before. Perhaps he will try to make a housewife from a Hoe, but people will always know. Amazon and it's staying power was always just an mirage, and so is the "genius" of Jeff Bezos.

TL;DR: the most liked comment of the article (1862 likes to 8 dislikes) says it best:

she looks like a comic character. Well done, Bezos you are officially a global laughingstock



   
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Shit like this is why I'm a little suspicious of the conspiracy theory that a satanic cabal controls the highest levels of power in the United States.

If Bezos really was a high-ranking member of a sinister, globe-spanning syndicate who ruled the world in service to the powers of darkness, don't you think Satan would've hooked him up with a hotter mistress?

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(01-17-2019 12:19 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  Shit like this is why I'm a little suspicious of the conspiracy theory that a satanic cabal controls the highest levels of power in the United States.

If Bezos really was a high-ranking member of a sinister, globe-spanning syndicate who ruled the world in service to the powers of darkness, don't you think Satan would've hooked him up with a hotter mistress?

I think you got it all wrong. This washed-up whore is the Satan.

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(01-17-2019 12:06 AM)Robert High Hawk Wrote:  To bring this back round to Bezos: here is a guy who is sending impish teenager texts to a woman who's vulva has been pulvarized in ways that should get PETA rallying for help. What is he thinking as he sends dick pics to this woman? That she'd be impressed over the pro NFL guys she's had?

"I love your mind", texted Bezos to Sanchez. I wonder if he was referring to her biting wit and insightful commentary when she hosted "Good Day LA" with intellectual powerhouse Pauly D from the Jersey shore.
I was going to say something similar yesterday but got distracted.

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When it comes to fucking, you will never be able to compete. You will never be the fuck she’s thinking about or holds up as the best.
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I wouldn't be surprised if there was a support group for super rich men and Bezos, Johnny Depp, and Elon Musk spent their evenings giving each other dating advice.

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(01-17-2019 12:06 AM)Robert High Hawk Wrote:  [Image: 8374738-6578631-Sanchez_is_seen_with_Pau...523301.jpg]

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(01-17-2019 03:40 PM)ksbms Wrote:  
(01-17-2019 12:06 AM)Robert High Hawk Wrote:  [Image: 8374738-6578631-Sanchez_is_seen_with_Pau...523301.jpg]

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Say whatever you want about this woman but obviously she is quite skilled in making men feel something unique both mentally and physically. As far as I am concerned, game recognized Ms. Sanchez. She should be getting the toast of scotch GIF from this forum.
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(01-17-2019 04:34 PM)LowerCaseG Wrote:  Say whatever you want about this woman but obviously she is quite skilled in making men feel something unique both mentally and physically. As far as I am concerned, game recognized Ms. Sanchez. She should be getting the toast of scotch GIF from this forum.

Bezos is the ultimate beta Silicon Valley titan. He's a death dealing monster in the boardroom with his flunkies, but confronted by this witchy woman, he dissolves into a puddle of goo. 25 years of marriage to Mrs. Boringpants has left him with low-T and he needs to find a new solution.

After the divorce he'll marry Witchy Woman and she'll be set for the rest of her life.
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(01-17-2019 04:34 PM)LowerCaseG Wrote:  Say whatever you want about this woman but obviously she is quite skilled in making men feel something unique both mentally and physically. As far as I am concerned, game recognized Ms. Sanchez. She should be getting the toast of scotch GIF from this forum.

Yes indeed, she's a champion manipulative gold digging whore, kudos to her.

$68,000,000 is not the whole picture here, that's just the first of two installments for Bozo, cause he's going to end up paying half of what he is left with to that Sanchez hag-slut, who will dump him in 5 to 10 years, as soon as she is guaranteed to collect half of his remaining fortune. Which makes Sanchez the highest-paid prostitute of all time, at about $3 billion to $5 billion per year spent with Bozo. That translates to about $12,000,000/day, or $500,000 per hour...

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It looks like every step of the way, each man she has snagged has been an upgrade in the alpha scale compared to the previous one:

1. Anthony Miller, respectable NFL WR
2. Derek Fisher, respectable NBA player
3. Tony Gonzales, Hall of Fame NFL player
4. Patrick Whitesell, Hollywood mega agent
5. Jeff Bezos, richest man in the world

This ho obviously knows how to play the game. And Bezos is the ultimate catch here, beta chump that he is in terms of game himself. Can she top him? Maybe next up is a head of state or loyal family member somewhere?
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Boggles my mind what an idiot Bezos is. You could just amicably divorce and play the field but to pull this off in front of ur family is just bad.
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This news puts me at odds. On one hand it sucks hearing about a man getting divorced after 25 years of marriage and four kids (three of them came from his wife and one is adopted). She looks amazing for a 48 year old woman and dutifully kept up her appearance for her man. After 25 years of marriage, your wife and family will become an inseparable part of your life. My endgame is to find “the one” and this make me uneasy about the future of society.

ON THE OTHER HAND

I think we all can see how retarded Jeff. Not only are you going to cheat on your wife but it’s not even an upgrade. If I were to cheat on my wife while I was the richest man in the world it would be with 12/10 at the minimum. The wife would have not even have left him if he were to bang other broads as long it was to feed his needs and the women were beauty she could not provide him with. She probably feels betrayed when she saw the lady Jeff cheated with because Jeff’s wife is comparable in looks. Now Jeff is going to lose half is fortune. Also I am happy Jeff is getting screwed. Fuck his leftist supporting ass and fuck the Washington post.
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While this will definitely diminish Jeff Bezos in the eyes of those who are game-aware, I'm not sure if this will have a significant impact on the company as a whole.





One issue is whether she is going to dump Amazon shares once she gets her settlement. The consensus so far is no.

Is it time to short Amazon stock, and if so, what are some key events to look out for that will indicate that the divorce will have a negative impact on Amazon?
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These are unlikely but if they happen....

Board of Directors declare Bezos must be replaced due to divorce being a distraction
Bill Barr really drops the hammer on tech
Alibaba gets involved through its media proxies or bought out politicians

My guess is there's some big players doing backdoor deals so Amazon doesn't tank. I doubt the wife will get her revenge where she obtains part ownership and burns the company to the ground. The media has already swept this under the rug.

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She can't sell even a tiny fraction of her stock. What would she do with the billions in cash? She's already got more money than she can spend in 100 lifetimes.

No woman on this planet is going to "Crash the stock" to get revenge. That's not revenge. If anything, she'll be using any leverage to whip Jeff EVEN MORE to make the stock even more profitable so she is worth more money.
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