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When I sneeze, girls in a 100 meter radius reflexively shiver and begin dripping vaginal juices.

Top that, motherfuckers.

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(01-27-2019 04:48 PM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  It's actually been reported that a good sneeze feels like 23% of an orgasm. It's true because it's science, bro.

Begs the question. What about a good shit?
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(01-27-2019 05:30 PM)Enoch Wrote:  
(01-27-2019 04:48 PM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  It's actually been reported that a good sneeze feels like 23% of an orgasm. It's true because it's science, bro.

Begs the question. What about a good shit?

Would you rather have a good shit, I'm talking a large loaf that gives your colon that vacuum feeling and clean TP after the first wipe, followed by bad sex with a bad orgasm... or a constipation shit with no results but great sex after?

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If you hold your sneeze in then that makes you a cuck.

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(01-27-2019 04:48 PM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  It's actually been reported that a good sneeze feels like 23% of an orgasm. It's true because it's science, bro.


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RE: Sneeze Strength Determines Dominance/Submissiveness?
(01-27-2019 12:22 PM)Black Kitten Wrote:  
(01-27-2019 11:23 AM)Avoy Wrote:  Sure, could be that or just be something behavioral. You can make a similar case for people who belch or speak loudly, which could just actually be attention-seeking or overcompensating for an insecurity. But people who do go out of their way to be extra quiet are submissive, in my opinion. In Asia, you'll sometimes see girls covering their mouth when taking a call in public.

You control the pitch and loudness of your voice, but sneezes (and coughs) are natural reflexes, which is why consciously restraining them causes a slight, unnatural pain. If my nose is under my shirt I feel no reason to not go max power. My nose > their ears. Of course people who do decide to hold it in are more polite. Interestingly, I'd lessen the noise of a cough or fart but never a sneeze.

It seems likely that people who generally do a "monstrous sneeze" are over exaggerating (like the loud belcher) or in some sick way trying to further extend the pleasure from that release. Who knows... but it's an interesting topic. I believe people have certain behavioral tells that quickly signal what they are like in general (a skill that can be acquired by an observant person who dates or interacts with many people).
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One day I'll have to share the story of the night I was at the club and fended off thirty white knights with the sheer power of my sneeze.

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When I was younger, one time I used a Q tip to trigger a sneeze.

I love sneezing. Nothing pisses me off than a lost sneeze.

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I often sneeze like my whole body is going to explode. Everyone around me is stunned, and thinks I am faking, but I can't help it. It's often painful, but that's the way my sneeze reflex sometimes happens.

Clearly this theory has a solid factual basis.

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I heard viscosity of earwax is the ONE TRUE ALPHA TELL
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(01-27-2019 05:26 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  When I sneeze, girls in a 100 meter radius reflexively shiver and begin dripping vaginal juices.

Top that, motherfuckers.

Before I even finish sneezing, suddenly there's girls on their knees taking turns sucking my dick.

It's quite annoying sometimes as it makes me miss appointments or come late.

You ever see a guy holding in his sneeze, he's doing that in order to give his dick a break. Those are the Real Alphas.
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RE: Sneeze Strength Determines Dominance/Submissiveness?
(01-27-2019 10:57 AM)Black Kitten Wrote:  In general there are three types of sneezes: dinosaur (loud, monstrous), normal, and kitten (cute, soft). I've noticed most confident, mentally strong people, including myself, have insane dinosaur sneezes that frighten children, while submissive, soft-spoken people have kitten sneezes their friends make fun of them for. Sneeze strength doesn't seem to be correlated with extroversion.

What are your experiences with the relationship between sneeze strength and personality?

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I sneeze like the Thunder
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And Piss flaps tremble

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(01-27-2019 10:57 AM)Black Kitten Wrote:  In general there are three types of sneezes: dinosaur (loud, monstrous), normal, and kitten (cute, soft).
submissive, soft-spoken people have kitten sneezes

This is funny coming from a guy named black kitten
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Heh.
My father. It is not a mere sneeze. It is a whole performance.

Not that I would list him as the most masculine father though...
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(01-29-2019 07:43 AM)Wreckingball Wrote:  
(01-27-2019 10:57 AM)Black Kitten Wrote:  In general there are three types of sneezes: dinosaur (loud, monstrous), normal, and kitten (cute, soft).
submissive, soft-spoken people have kitten sneezes

This is funny coming from a guy named black kitten

In retrospect I'm not very intelligent.
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True tell is how hard you piss into the toilet water.
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I sneeze twice, like a double tap, to make sure it's finished.

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I sneeze like a dilophosaurus spits. Lord have mercy on whatever's in front of me if I don't get my arm up in time.
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I don't think the OP nose the alpha/betamaleness of sneezing.
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Caveman sneeze for me. It scares the shit out of all beta's within earshot who cower and whimper while the women stop and stare with quivering thighs.

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two quick sneezes no pageantry
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I think this thread is simply on the nose...
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My sneezes are loud and violent and I prefer to have a tissue in my hand to catch any "spray" so I don't have to wash my hand after every single sneeze...but very often they come so fast & hard my hand doesn't make it over my mouth in time. Afterwards I have to take a breath to recover.

I have ZERO control over the speed, noise and strength of my sneezes.
Trust me, if there was a way I could make them less "intense" I would gladly do it every time.
I don't enjoy the sensation when I sneeze one bit.

If I even tried to hold it in, I think I'd tear a muscle, or my eyes would pop out of my head, or I'd damage something in my brain.
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