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IP Bangs/Makes love to Colombia
Long time lurker, been lurking for about 10 years.... Now arrived in Colombia thanks to this forum. Would of never come to Colombia if it wasn't for this forum so I just want to thank all the internet legends on here, I've read some amazing reports.

Anyway at the moment I'm all cunt struck and excited like a 13 year old boy so I feel like I have to run and tell the world.

Goals for the trip:

To get as much fluff as possible and make sure I let the world and hundreds of thousands of strangers know. Improve social status and my already advanced PUA skills.

About me:

35

Spend my time between Colombia, Phillipines, Thailand and Cambodia

World wide PUA artist/International playboy.. top tier game..my game is suited perfectly to these countries...Colombia, Phillipines,Thailand and Cambodia.
6 foot, gym everyday, 240 bench, 350 dead, 300 squat. Train MMA. Built like a brick shit house.

Good looking. Average to big penis. very, very good jaw line. Alpha as fuck.

Always trying to build social status. Kind of easy being alpha and with my face, body and PUA skills.

Live the healthy lifestyle..clean diet, gym, exercise, cardio.

Take these supps to keep healthy:
⦁ 1000mg test weekly
⦁ 600 deca weekly
⦁ 100mg anadrol daily
⦁ 600mg tren E weekly
⦁ accutane for the acne
⦁ caber and prami for the progesterone
⦁ nolva for the gyno
⦁ arimidex for the estrogen
⦁ valium for the aggression
⦁ propecia for the hair loss
⦁ clomid to keep the balls full
⦁ hcg to stimulate FSH and LH
⦁ Mk67 for the appetitie
⦁ Zolpidem for the insomnia from tren
⦁ Tramadol for the back and joint pain
⦁ cialsis and viagra for the deca dick
⦁ milk thistle for the liver
⦁ captopril for the kidneys
⦁ benazipril to kept he heart healthy
⦁ codeine for the headaches
⦁ asprin to keep the blood thin
⦁ avapro for the blood pressure
⦁ prozac for the depression
⦁ Voltaren and glucosamine for the joint pain, getting old.

Body type: huge...(if interested 50 bucks a month to find out how to get huge)

Kept a diary detailing each day of my first 3 weeks as expert forum writers do.....luckily saved it on google doc because of dramas with laptops.

So far....
Bogota

Day 1

Arrived at the airport. Hit the ground running giving bottles of maple syrup to every girl I saw over 18...Got 3 numbers. They love me here. Don't forget the maple syrup.

Been pipelining for 2 months from Phillipines in between juggling the Phillipinas.
Had 4 dates lined up. Decided to go with the hottest. Let's call her cat girl (she owns a cat). We went to the Irish Bar in Zona T... had some mojitos.. at one point she put her had on my leg. We had then had lunch in Andino...it was amazing. Other girls were eye fucking me..IOI's all the way... Pissing down with rain all day.

The waitress was hot.. tipped her 50 and ran game on her when cat girl was in the toilet, she smiled at me... Pretty sure her and the othe waitress wanted a threesome.

Anyway said goodbye to this girl and she gave me a kiss on the lips...excellent kiss for a first date, bit of tongue...give the kiss a 8/10.

That night went to Gringo Tuesdays..it was great. Full of thirsty gringos hitting on every girl in sight.. I loved it.. you need some real game in here. Walked around and networked with the gringos..tried to find bloggers, PUAs, guys with social status, flags and other internet reporting gurus (guys like me)..love these type of guys, always fkn cool to talk to and get tips on writing reports online...asked all the dudes I met how many flags they got and if they have swallowed the red pill or the blue pill...some of the losers who aren't part of the PUA community thought I was talking about ecstasy..lol.

This one guy who had solid game from New York got the best girl in the place. He took her to the bathroom and banged her. When he came outside the conversation went like this... I said 'mate that was incredible..you need to jump straight online when you get home and report that to the world...'

He looked at me and said..'do I look like a faggot to you?'

I said 'settle down big fella you're missing out on rep points and internet status...'

He said 'let me repeat myself do I look like a faggot that needs affirmation from others?..i'm not 12 I don't give a fuck about writing on forums and being popular on the internet...do i look like a loser to you?'

I said 'right cunt you're the loser cause only losers don't want to be poplar on the internet, I bet I have more notches and flags than you.... step outside you jealous hater..'

Cunt got scared and backed off. He knew what was coming, I would of taken his head off. I'm huge....I lift.

Anyway I picked up this 21 year old uni student..lets call her 'black hair girl' (her hair was black). We danced and grinded....got her back to my airbanb.

Lots of LMR but then managed to french kiss her. She said she had to go because of uni. 8.5 as far as kisses go. Filled her arse crack with a gram of charlie and snorted it out with a benjamin. Told her some story about marrying her. Gave her 50,000 pesos for the cab and a biscuit for dinner. Wont see the cunt again.

Ran some eye game in the mirror before bed...always good to sharpen the skills.

Day 2

Got up at 9.35am had some eggs , a piece of steak and a shot of test. Walked around centro commercial running game. Went to the chemist brought 35 vials of test.

Got 12 numbers..opened loads of sets..girls love me here.

Went to Bodytech gym..wore my World Gym singlet. Took a glass of wine with my prework out to get the vascularity going. Got a great pump..Worked on my posing in front of the mirror. Gave every hotty I saw a bottle of maple syrup in between sets. Took some photos of my jacked body to put on instagram. Instagram game is king here.

Had a haircut...cracked on to the hairderesser...tipped her 50. Ran game on her as she cut my hair. Got her number..agressive game.. I'll give her a 8 point 7.

Brought some gum off a 25 year old chicklet seller. It was raining so I got her back to my place by telling her I have a warm bed. I then looked into her eyes..used agressive game...snorted a gram of coke off her vag then fucked her doggy..she was screaming my name. When we finished she was hungry so I gave her a biscuit and a piece of ham and then kicked the cunt out.

That night had date with this tinder chick.. 19 year old. Went to a bar in Zona T. She brought her cousin and best friend. We drank champagne. Only spent 800,000 cheap as..but they were loving me. Used my suit game... man run suit game its awesome here also...ladies love it.. They were so keen to come back to my apartment..I could tell they were all wet just by talking to them.

It was hard work juggling all three plus my phone blowing up with tinder. Anyway we go back..Snort a line off her nipple. Then I start banging this broad..she couldn't believe how big my dick was... I said "I know baby".

Then im trying to get the friend for a threesome. The sisters in the other room. When i finish the friend comes in and i start fucking her too..it was epic.. Now I would of run straight to the internet to tell the forum and the world about it... but I couldn't because the next thing i knew it was the next night and my computer was gone... one of the cunts must of scopamined me.

When I came to my wallet and laptop and phone were gone.. .. just lucky i had my credit card hidden. Spoke to the porteros about it all, they said the girls left at like 7am...I was out to it no recllection of nothing. They said no point ringing the police and I shoudn't be bringing so so many girls back I just met..I said not that easy not to when you're an expert PUA with high level game....girls are going to be flocking pal.

As I was talking to the porteros some girls were coming in and going out. ....ran some game in the foyer with these beauties. The porteros were very impressed with my skills.

Day 3

I was passed out from the scopamine (aka Devils' Breath). Nothing to report. Just dreamt about day game, flags, cold approaches and opening sets.

Day 4

Another date..lets call this girl regatton girl (she likes reggatton) .. she'd been bugging me all week for a date so I took her for arepa and coffee...we walked hand in hand..it was amazing... ran solid game on her, just lied and told her I want an LTR with her. She loved it. Used a bit of eye game...been praticising it more and more in front of the mirror.

Had a steak and a beer for dinner. Shot up a vial of test. Met a girl online from Cali she really she's nice and so into me. We had chemistry on chat so I brought her return flights to Medellin.....not gona pay her shit though....I made that clear... just taxis to and from airport, flights, accomodation, meals, drinks and entrances to clubs...all worth it...she's a 9 and keen as.

Wrote down some openers for cold approaches, practised more eye game, then masturbated. Blew on my stomach, some got on the sheets...Lucky the maid came next day. It was 2pm so I ran some afternoon game on her...so horny. All I can think about is sex. Dry humped my pillow a few times.

Day 5

Went to area called santa fe..girls were digging me here...the suit game goes a long way here, girls everywhere....at one stage had six girls sitting with just me.. we shared three bottles of rum..brought five grams of charlie, only cost 400usd for it all, every girl wanted to fuck me.. I was the man. Hot tip...use suit game here. I was waiting for a cab after and this prick bumped into me... knocked the fucker out..last time he will try that shit. Got a female cab driver on the way home, ran taxi game on her.... tipped her 50,000 got her number. When I got home I was too drunk to practice game properly in the mirror or even masturbate.

Day 6

Two dates..lets call this one boot girl (she had boots on)
We went to the 93. Took her out for dinner there... we ate beautiful sushi and had cocktails. You just treat these girls and its like taking candy from a baby. Cost about 300,000 in the end but worth every cent because she touched my leg numerous times.

Pissing down with rain..roads like rivers. Got her back to my place..snorted charlie off her foot. Cranked the tunes, put on the translator..told her I want to marry her and have children with her... Next thing you know shes rubbing my leg again...get my cock out. She goes 'what you doing..?' I said 'sing into this microphone baby...' after a bit more LMR bang off she went off...like a firecracker. Bang number 31 .
When we finished I had a piece of steak, shot some test and smoked a ciggy thought about making magic memories.

Day 7

That night was walking down the street and some dude came up on a push bike...asked me to hand over everything and flashed a knife. I was in a bad mood and I could feel the test kicking in so I said "fuck you cunt" and just smashed him. Last time he'll try that.

Feeling tired... went to bed..hit up 43 girls on tinder and 16 on cupid. Met this one she must be a 9, brought her flights to cartegena in 3 weeks.

Had a creatine shake before bed and did more roids...spot injected into my right bicep and my cock..hoping for localised growth. Thinking of drinking some stana to get that zyzz look... love that guy (no homo). Zyzz and Rich Piana..kings...just constantly promoting the healthy lifestyle. Moisturised my face and waxed my eyebrows.

Dreamt about running day game, opening sets, notches, flags and cold approaches.

Day 8

Got up early...ate some eggs with sauce. Shot up a vial of test, drank some whiskey, did some tanning on the balcony and did some role play in the mirror running game.
Flew to Medellin... Ran plane game on the flight got 4 numbers... Once you are allowed to leave your seat on the flight I walk up and down the aisles and chat to every hotty I see telling them I'm a gringo on my first trip to Medellin.....I like to run plane game most flights. Helps if you have good jaw line and a tight T shirt.

Was tired when I arrived so I just hit the ladies up online, did 100 push ups, applied moisturiser to my face, waxed my eyebrows and had a wank..also stuck a finger up my arse when I was about to blow for the first time..... feels amazing (no homo).

Medellin

Day 1

Got up at 7am... ate a sausage for breakfast. Just put on my amadi suit and just day gamed from 8am until 5pm. Did laps around Santa Fe mall for 9 hours solid.. just opened sets, cold approaches everything...the life of an alpha PUA forum writer hey...a few red bulls and I'm good to go.

Hit on everything in site...took a backpack full of maple syrup. Told them all I was a top lawyer during the week and dolphin trainer on weekends in Cartegena..they loved it. One girl said she liked my eyes..tipped her 50, got her number. Text her later but said she was busy because she said her child was sick and needed medicine so she couldn't meet up. I felt so bad for the poor kid...She needed the medicine asap so I quickly transferred 300 USD into her account. Medicine is expensive here. I hope her kid is better now.

That night hung out lleras got numbers off these hot young looking girls standing around..they really wanted me to take them and fuck them straight away.... They would just say lets go back to your apartment. Boys just approach the girls in the park standing around, they are up for it... love lleras.

Went home drank a glass of wine, shot up some test and just helped a few guys out with game online. Wrote on another forum telling the world how great Medellin is and how they should all come to Colombia..more gringos the better....we can all blog together and write reports...maybe have some forum/blogger/PUA parties...do some game role play...bit like tupperware parties except only for alpha forum legends...paradise boys.

Day 2

Hungout with more forum writers and PUAs....the city is full of like minded guys like me. What a great place.. love guys that write up online..so cool. We shared tips on how to write about game and reporting on the internet, it was heaven. One guy has fucked 123 girls this year..He taught me lots about game..we opened sets..he was doing so many cold approaches..I was so impressed (no homo)... but I love him for it. Hes like my hero..him and zyzz . He's got so many rep points on another forum..He got a blow job that day and we quickly ran to the internet and shared the news with the world.

After that we sat around and played soggy weetbix... well we used a cracker cause there is no weet bix in Colombia... Luckily I didnt have to eat it cause I came first but to tell you the truth if I'm gonna eat anyones jizz it would be this guy because of his internet reputation (no homo).

The internet just makes everything so much better. Hanging with so many PUA and bloggers is a dream come true for me..that's why I travel...just to meet the best of the best and share strategies and techniques. Just learning off these guys who just approach every girl in site.. for example at a restaurant tonight just went up to every table that had a girl and said "hi we are gringos would you like to date us?"... They loved it. Not sure about their mums, dads, boyfriends, husbands etc..lol.. but you got to have no fear as a PUA.. The end game could mean I get to make love.

After that me and a group of forum dudes just did laps around Parque lleras.. probably walked around the park 50 or so times..awesome night..we were just chatting up all the 8's basically. Another good tip what i did which worked really well.. on about the 40th lap at about 11pm when it was getting a bit loose I took my shirt off and just stuck it in the back of my jeans like I was at a dance party and did the last 10 laps shirtless (I call this no shirt game). Well the difference was day and night. I got so many looks and closed 3 sets.

Big tip... If your not that well built just go down one of the side streets and do some push ups to get some blood into your muscles before you do it. I also used make up to cover up my acne on my chest before I left home. But its a serious game changer. Shirtless in Lleras...try it and thank me later.

Started thinking of making some youtube videos like those legends that walk around Colombia making youtube videos giving advice about picking up girls..those guys are so cool.

When I went home I made sure I documented all the gaming notes I learnt and then watched zyzz videos and PUA videos. Did some Jaw exercises, then tied a 2kg dumbell to my penis to try stretch it. Then ad a steak and masturbated before bed...blew on my stomach.

Day 3

Went on a date with a waitress..lets call her bird girl (she has a pet canary called Mary). Got her number using direct game when i was eating in the restaurant she worked at. So we went to Basiciala in lleras.. few bottles of wine lovely meal by the way, great spot.. Cost 400,000.

Tipped the waitress 100 and ran game on her and got her number when my date went to the toilet.. she loved me. I tried to close with the date using direct game..she had to go back to Bello..gave her 100 for taxi.....she got home safely.
Went home smoked a cigar, shot up some roids, ate a steak and made some more notes on gaming. Made sure to document the days data. Tried to masturbate but coudn't get it up...not sure why.. estrogen must be sky high. Watched youtube videos of gringos walking around Medellin with cameras.... took notes...what legends.

Met a beautiful latina from Pereria on CC... We chatted for like 20 minutes on wassap. She said she has never been to San Andreas so I quickly brought her flights there because we clicked so much, so much chemistry... We are going to meet there in 4 weeks. Killing it here.

Day 4

Went out with bird girl again.. we took a taxi around town to see the lights and the sites.. as we drove down the autopista her hair was waving in the breeze like a golden flower on a windy autumn day. Her eyes were dark like the night sky.... I peered out the window and saw lost of homeless dudes pissing against trees and living on the side of the river on cardboard. As one man appeared to take a dump I quickly peered away and looked at the lights and into her beautiful eyes, drew a breath and thought what a paradise I was in. I then proceeded to give my princess a tender kiss son her soft, plump lips and thought about the magic memories I was making.

I'ld really fallen hard for this beauty and we talked about settling down and having a family. I've never been so in love and in the moment...it was at this time i knew I'ld found the one. I dropped her home and as I smelt her sweet scent like freshly cut grass, I squeezed her tightly against my body, gave her a kiss on the forehead...and said go little one I will see you tomorrow. We stared into each others eyes and cried tears of joy knowing fate had brought us together.

I arrived home so happy. Shot up some tren, had tren cough that lasted 2 or 3 minutes then ate a steak and did a gram of coke off my nipple and applied moisturiser to my face. Went to sleep thinking my days of being a player might be coming to an end because of my new found love.

Day 5

First thing in the morning I booked my future wife flights to the USA for a month holiday. She wanted to go out to dinner that night and for me to meet her cousins and her three sisters. They wanted to go to Poblado, I said sure my vida I would love to get to know the inlaws. Spent the morning exercising myl jaw line.

Her sisters and her brother and her cousin came along. We ate and drank and it was great to meet the future inlaws.

At one point I went to the toliet. When I came out of the toilet I saw her and her cousin french kissing in another corner of the place. And she had her hand on his crutch while she was doing so. Families seem to be very close here... apparently it's normal.

It was a great night besides her being all over her cousin. The cuenta came to over 1 mil... after all the meals and vodka red bulls and champagne. I was happy to get it because I really like this girl. I tried to get her back to my hotel but she said she wasn't allowed because her bother and two sisters were there. They all went back to her cousins. I gave them 150 for taxi money and went back to my hotel and ate a steak, shot some deca and ran some eye game in the mirror.

Day 6

My focus was building social status today. Went to the richest private club...(boys very important to build social status in Medellin... Can't recommend this enough) Club Campestre with the goal of improving myself by building social status. Made sure I applied as much product and moisturiser as possible. Also wore my amadi suit. I couldn't get into the club without being a member so I hung out in the car park and approached people as they came out. I only approached those getting into BMW's and or with model type partners. Just gave them a card with my details telling them I'm a professional photogrpaher and if they would like to use my studio sometime and/or hang out and have a drink because I only mix with wealthy and good looking people with social status . Spent 7 hours in the car park gave out 22 cards. Security guards approached me and asked me what I was doing standing in the car park hanging around cars.... I just told them I'm just trying to better myself by building social status.. tipped them 100,000 each and they let me stand there all day.

Went home and started ordering equipment for my photography studio..looks like it will be 40k plus..but its worth the investment for my social status, to rub shoulders with beautiful people and maybe get my penis wet.

That night I just drank a bottle of whisky, smoked a cigar and studied day game.

Day 7

Felt a bit hungover in the morning so mainlined some test and did a bump of charlie for breakfast and was back online. Went to Bodytech in premium Plaza...made sure I wore my MMA fighter t-shirt to let everybody know I'm a fighter. Ran gym game on every female in between sets.

That night hit babylon...was great so many thirsty foreigners..loved it.. Went around asking dudes if they were forum wriiers and rooshers and stuff... had to tell them to fuck off if they weren't. Only want to hang out with cool people.

Ran into this one gringo...He was telling me about his travels etc and Colombia back in 2000. I said matey why haven't you posted all this line... you could of been a hero..the first to do it, you could of been number 1 encouraging everyone to come, respected and admired by so many strangers... I said it's what legends do....then he said you must be a loser....then it got heated.

He said "why would I go somehwere good and post it online..so more and more gringo fuckwits come?"... I started getting mad...this guy is like 6'4 by the way.... but i wasn't scared.

I said.. "you're a jealous loser, just because I'm alpha and you're beta and I sleep with more girls than you.....hater."

And he said "you're a sad case stroking your ego on forums...are you lonely? do you have no real life friends? Do you need validation from others? Do you have short man syndrome or are you just a fuckwit in general? Normal dudes don't live on internet forums..they don't have to."

Then his mate starts piping in and bullying me with the same shit... "Why would you want to attract thousands of gringo retards like yourself to come here..what are you a dipshit?"

I said "because it makes me popular on the internet..and it is very good for my ego and people will look up to me and want to be my friend, what's the point of having sex if you can't let everyone know how good you are?"

For some reason they started laughing at me. Well that was it, my blood started to boil and I could feel the test rage... I yelled " I post online because it makes me feel important and makes gives me respect now step outside you jealous, douche bag losers, I'll take you all on..." I was so mad.

I said" fuck you haters" and rippled my shirt off and said "do you know how much I bench ? look at these guns cunts.. " as I hit a front double bicep pose.

We go outside..I didn't hold back.. I threw a right first and then an an uppercut at the big dude which basically startled him.. he's obviously used to guys backing down cause of his height. Then it was on..we were throwing them. But one of his friends clocked me from the side..sucker punch. I was on the ground and got a punch to the nose..my nose was broken...blood everywhere. Bouncers did nothing.. like 4 or 5 onto one. But I was done...sitting in the little medium strip outside Babylon. He walked off and yelled out "Post that online you internet forum faggot..."

I said "I will cunt...I'm important, I fuck girls all around the world, have hundreds of notches and 4 flags, I have internet admirers...what have you got?".... so i got the last laugh in the end.... haters gona hate. Success breeds jealousy.

First fight I've lost in 3 weeks.

But I couldnt go home without picking up...how bad would that make my internet persona look... going out and not getting action. So I walked up to lleras..my nose had blood on it..ran game on the first hotty I saw standing alone in the park... she had a real small mini skirt on, tight white top showing her mid riff and high heel shoes..a solid 10. Ran night game on her, nothing to lose. I could tell she was keen from the start my game was too solid. Invited her for drink. She wiped the blood from my nose with a serviette from the table and kept asking me if I was ok and telling me how beautiful my eyes were... because she was so kind I tipped her 200,000. Next thing you know we are in a love motel making sweet passionate love. Another beauty had fallen for my solid game and jawline.

After it I said lets get a taxi and she insisted on getting an uber. We get in the uber some young punk driving.... they were talking fast in spanish and I was tired by now..

The next thing I know there is 2 cops standing over me shaking me.... I'm in some park. And apparently it is two days later. They take me to hospital.... All my shit was gone. They kept me in hospital under observation and did tests.. The doctor said I was very lucky to be alive because the amount of drugs in my system kills most people...I joked with him saying my biceps probably absorbed it all as I flexed for him.

The whole time in hospital I ran game on the nurses... wasn't that successful, I put it down to being groggy so my skills weren't tight. Maple syrup would of helped.

Eventually one of the young cleaners agreed to meet me in Cartegena.. I told her I'll get the flights, accomadation, taxis, food and drinks but I want to make it clear I never pay for sex. She eventually agreed.. give her a solid 8/10. Cartegena's gona be busy.. got three novias coming at different times.

Had to walk back to my apartment cause I had zero cash. When I got back I found my laptops, Ipad, spare credit cards etc all gone. Everything was trashed. Pretty upset at this point.

Day 8

Had to organise emergency money from my family... went to Western Union...ended up staying there all day running western union game on all the hotties in line collecting their western union money from their gringo boyfriends...got 13 numbers in 9 hours.

That night I was gona go out and try and fight cunts and quickly run back on here and tell everyone how tough I am but I felt weird from the scopamine...wasn't being a pussy or anything but the drug makes you feel a bit weak and weird for a few days including your memory... so I wasn't in the mood..that's all (no homo).

Also found out a shit ton of money had been taken out of my savings and credit accounts over a two day period. That combined with the test and tren I was in a bad mood.

Didn't even have the energy to masturbate or practise game in the mirror.

Day 9

Was feeling better. I had an early breakfast...two pieces of steak and 12 eggs whites and a shot of test, glass of whisky and then went to Oveido mall. I did laps around Oviedo in my amadi suit and up and down the golden mile with my camera and a stick on it just filming me opening sets, cold approaches..the people loving me with my camera and my suit game.

That travel bum guy inspires me..it was like that..I was approaching joggers, girls at lights, girls in the shops, workers, anyone with a pussy you name in it I cold approached and used my top tier game... it went down a hit with the camera on the stick. Travel bum another youtube legend.. I saw another gringo with a camera filming as he walked..we high fived each other immediately. We are gona catch up later in the week.. can't wait... what a legend.

That night just ran facebook game and did some jaw exercises.

Day 10

The chick I brought the flight for was meant to arrive today. She didn't turn up... I sent her money for taxis to and from the airport as well ... I waited at my apartment with an expensive bouquet of flowers including red rose petals spread out all over the floor leading to the bedroom and helium shaped love heart balloons hanging from the ceiling for her but she didn't show.

Spent a frantic hour on the internet scanning the news to see if the plane had crashed. Eventually I rang the airline to find out when it was arriving after being delayed...but they said it was on time. Tried ringing her but no answer..her phone must of got stolen I would say and she didn't have my address. I'm in love with the other one anyway. As a player got to take the good with the bad.

Anyway I ended up reading this legends web site. He tells the world about his dating life...so interesting, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. I mean this guy is amazing an inspiration to the world. I think he must be one of the world's biggest alpha studs. He even puts on there a photo of his colombian cupid profile picture for the world to see... so handsome and a beautiful head of hair to go with the striking face(no homo).

http://medellinbuzz.com/dating-medellin-women/

But his real strength is showing the world how he can do push ups with his shirt off...wow I cant believe how many push ups he can do and I've never seen form like it...if you watch closely his form is impeccable...and it's amazing that he shares this with the the whole world..I'm so grateful.. in my eyes he's the push up king.

Girls get to see him shirtless and men get to admire the athletic prowess. He's an amazing athlete and stud. Medellin is full of these sought of guys, its great...so many cool gringos.

So i just kept playing video of him with his shirt off doing push ups over and over again and copied. My form wasn't on par with his but I had a good pump in my chest none the less. My dream is to hang around with an alpha male like him. Does anyone know If I can pay him money to hang around with him or that just Vinny? If it's possible I'll start saving now.

In the afternoon I trained an up and coming PUA forum member today. He came over... First we went over the PUA vocab. Then it was all about opening sets.. we brainstormed the vocabulary before doing some roll play. Then we went through clothing styles before heading out to Barrio San Javier. So many beautiful girls here...

Just get the taxi driver to drop you off about 9pm at the chairlift and walk the streets . Both suited up with plenty of product in the hair, nice cologne ... well I tell you for an inexperienced, up and coming alpha PUA the results were remarkable... this guy has a bright future ahead of him... I think if he trains hard enough each day and is disciplined he could be one of the greats. Hes going to be something this kid.

Closed numerous sets... our iphones were packed with new numbers. Stayed there until about 11.30pm before heading to Bello... wow another great nightspot. Plenty of nightclub and you will be the only cunts in suits....suffice to say the ladies were impressed. Surrounded by girls all nights having shots of aguadiente... making out and getting numbers... what a night.

Left Bello at 4am. Got a cab home. Crashed straight away. Not before putting some topless photos on instagram.

Day 11

Got up ready to go run some pool game..Hadn't run pool game for a long time...so had to get up early after 3 hours sleep to practise... my pool game was rusty. Got my gear and went and got a spray tan then headed to Medellin Aquatic Centre. Just walked around the place in my dick bathers opening sets... I put a sock over my penis to give a better buldge look... this usually has positive affects. But to be honest today the results were not great just walking up to girls with just my dick bathers on wasn't working much so I had to incorporate a bit of beach game...heading to Cartegena soon so it was good to get some early practice in.

Only ended up with two numbers. Met a few gringos form LA...unfortuantely they weren't rooshers and were more interested in swimming laps than running game so i didn't want to hang out with them for long....felt like they were cramping my style with the ladies.

Couple of nice cars in the car park..made sure I got photos next to them with just my dick bathers on in the right light so my abs and chest were standing out pretending they were my cars..... posted the pics on instagram..the likes were flying in.

That afternoon had salsa lessons..made sure i put it live on instagram to show the world how cool I am travelling and learning salsa and having a cultural experience. Shot some test, had a steak and a whisky after the lesson. Ran a bit more facebook game too... talked to a 9 on facebook for over 20 minutes...we really clicked. Going to buy her flights to the USA. Says shes been there 5 times for week visits and spends a lot of time in Panama and Dubai too. So it won't be her first time out of the country.

That night some of us forum writers and PUA's decided to have a party at a friend's penthouse and bring as many girls as we could each. There was 9 of us and 2 girls. One of my girlfriends was coming with four of her friends but her grandma got real sick about an hour before the party which was a real shame...let's pray its not life threatening.

The party was going off we were chewing coca leaves. But it was challenging..there was 9 alpha males and 2 girls.. we were all in very good form running our best game on these two..but it was a tough environment. All of us doing our best work at once. One guy who was probably the smoothest player got to walk them down to their taxi when they left... I think he got their numbers.

Went home practised beach game beacause I'm heading to the coast. Plucked my eyebrows, applied moistururizer and had a wank.

Statistics for the last 12 months:

Ok I'm just collating the data and recording on a spreadsheet now on excel as the professionals do.Make sure the statistics are accurate and the world knows.

⦁ love making 32
⦁ feeling breast 39
⦁ felt pussy 31
⦁ kissing with tongue 43
⦁ kiss with no tongue 64
⦁ eye fucks 256.... I only count the ones that last for more than 3 seconds. I keep a note pad and pen in my back pocket to collect data. I know how important data is to a successful blogger/forum writer.

Goals for 2019:

⦁ To get a flag other than colombian, cambodia, phillipines and thailand..my top tier professional game game only works in these countries. Hopefully I'll pick up a girl from another country one day.... Need to make subtle changes to my game.

Cold approach at least 65 times a day. So far im averaging 38. 4
⦁ Give Vinny amd the other experts $1500 USD to let me walk around with them for a week and open sets. You can never stop learning.
⦁ Get 100 bangs by the end of year... and make sure I let all the world know.
⦁ Hang out with the prince of love or whatever his fuckin name is in his penthouse and get cooler.
⦁ make youtube videos about picking up sluts
⦁ Take photos of every slut I make love to and post it online
⦁ Leave 150k job in the west. I can get passive income here. Thats 10k a year.. Thats more than enough in Cambodia, Phillipnes and Medellin. My game isn't as strong in the west.
⦁ Buy a penthouse in medellin. My game works better with a penthouse. And Medellin has the most bloggers. youtubers, forum reporters and PUA's in Colombia, I need to surround myself with like minded successful people. I'll document every minute on here or swoop the world..full of winners that site.
⦁ Give more lessons in PUA. Currently giving lessons on game. PM if interested. Gave a guy a lesson today we worked on vocabulary..he had no idea about IOI, LMR, opening and closing sets...Fkn amateurs...
⦁ Make sure I run to the internet everytime I have sex and tell the world. Encourage more gringos and forum reporters to come here.
⦁ Get another inch on my arms to look better in the clubs-to do that..Im thinking 1000mg test, 1000mg deca, 800mg tren E, 150mg anadrol, winny, proviron, igf and HGH shot 3 x a day.. with 10 i/u's of insulin post work out. Other peptides..ghrp, mgf, mk67 . And various sarms.
⦁ Get rid of the losers in my life and surround myself with successful people that are going to make be better. Basically I have to ditch my friends at home they bring me down:
They aren't into bettering themselves. I study languages, play the guitar, shoot guns, study game, write on forums, train MMA, do pensis exercises, workout and pin gear and use the internet to feel important. They arent into any of that..... what fkn losers got to ditch them.

They have no desire to go to Phillipines, Colombia, Cambodia and Thailand... they are happy in high end clubs in Sydney, Mebourne, Ibiza, New York, Miami and London..they go well in there.... problem is my game isn't suited to there.

I try and tell them to quit travelling to hot weather and places with beaches etc and fly across the other side of the world and do laps around centro commercials and open sets..they are not interested... losers.

I mean two of them pull every week in IVY club in Sydney and clubs in Miami and New York when they go there. I tell them to run to the forum and and start threads and tell the world about it...they don't want to for some reason...losers. They could have hundreds of thousands of strangers admiring them.

I tell them think of all the rep points and internet status/ reputation/ ego boost your'e missing out on. They are just not interested in bettering themselves and being cool.. can't be around those sought of people.

Running to internet to report..i think it's very important as an alpha male....it reminds me of when I first fingered a girl when i was 12 and I rang all my friends.... now i'm a fully gown man (35 years old) and every time I touch a girls pussy I can not only let my friends know but I can run to the internet and let the whole world know..how cool is that!

Thoughts so far...

Bogota... I love it there..but i love the cold, rain and traffic..travelling to other countries to walk around centro commercials to open sets and cold approach. A lot more dangerous in Bogota too... if u get a knife or gun pulled on you bash the the cunt...don't hesitate... you hesitate they have control. Throw the first punch or sometimes I do a quick lat spread....they get intimidated and will back off every time. I find when I wear my MMA T shirt or World Gym singlet out less cunts try and rob me or pick a fight.

Medellin... wow the girls are drop dead gorgeous here. I laugh when people say they just want money...It's the biggest load of crap... It's all about game here..same as Thailand and Phillipines and Cambodia.. You can have zero money but these girls will jump on your dick if you run solid game. They aren't interested in your money...they are only interested in game. More internet forum writers and PUA's here too..way better.

Hot tip...Got most IOI's in Medellin running suit game at night in Centro, Robledo, Bello, San Javier and Itagui and 'no top' game in lleras. Too many other suits in Poblado...don't stand out so much. Take your best suit to centro, Robledo, San Javier, Bello or Itagui in the evening and the IOI's will be off the charts... you are going to get at least 10 numbers each time.

update..

Just had sex again with a girl. god I love it here.. now I'm drinking a glass of wine. It even has ice and lemon in it.

Got her using no top game again....told her I had a temperature and needed to lay down with my top off..quickly got up and hit a lat spread and a quick double bicep pose....well it was game over then. If you have a good body use this every time.

Also post as many pics as you can with your top off all over Instagram and in your avatars.. ladies love it here and men will think you're a hero...great for the ego. And it feels great to feel important and be admired on the internet.

Tomorrow I'm going to try and make love to the neighbour, I can tell she wants me. She smiled at me today. I give her a 8 point 7 possibly an 8.8.

I almost forgot to tell you tinder is blowing up. Swiped right 27 times. Just got match after match. Can't believe I almost forgot to tell you that.

This girl is laying next to me and i'm working the other ladies online. Injected my cock with cavaject, still got a hard on. Might fuck my pillow in a minute. First I'm going to grab another drink and maybe a biscuit.

Life's great.

PM me if you want to catch up and run some game or train MMA.

I'll pay for your accomodation for a month if you can pull more than me.

Back in Medellin soon. Off to Cartegena, Baranquia and Cali tomorrow.. stand by for updates...I got this new computer now so i'll try and update daily. Peace legends.
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Good trolling 10/10 would read again
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I don't know what to say, either this is a bad trolling attempt or just autism. I feel like this guy would be good buddies with Dragan, who knows.... maybe it is him?
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Quote:Take these supps to keep healthy:
⦁ 1000mg test weekly
⦁ 600 deca weekly
⦁ 100mg anadrol daily
⦁ 600mg tren E weekly
⦁ accutane for the acne
⦁ caber and prami for the progesterone
⦁ nolva for the gyno
⦁ arimidex for the estrogen
⦁ valium for the aggression
⦁ propecia for the hair loss
⦁ clomid to keep the balls full
⦁ hcg to stimulate FSH and LH
⦁ Mk67 for the appetitie
⦁ Zolpidem for the insomnia from tren
⦁ Tramadol for the back and joint pain
⦁ cialsis and viagra for the deca dick
⦁ milk thistle for the liver
⦁ captopril for the kidneys
⦁ benazipril to kept he heart healthy
⦁ codeine for the headaches
⦁ asprin to keep the blood thin
⦁ avapro for the blood pressure
⦁ prozac for the depression
⦁ Voltaren and glucosamine for the joint pain, getting old.

I mean I've read the thread on test here on the forum, but holy shit that is some Rich Piana level shit.

For you OP, you two maybe worked out at the same gym... there's only a small number of people on your level:





You have real talent OP, stream of consciousness ramblings about the gym have me thinking you'll be the next jack kerouac of juicers. I hold out some hope you're actually not joking, but cut back on the stack a bit bro...
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What do you mean? Doesn’t everyone hang out in country club parking lots for 7 hours passing out business cards?
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This is the most entertaining data sheet ever written in the history of RVF, well done OP.

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Love it! the OP has everything covered steroids, stuff to use, Medellin/Bogota info, everything from scopolamine to F*cking up someone who tried robbing him! also the 99% of people who travel to hot weather countries (Miami NYC, Cancun) not these places Colombia latin america, Cambodia etc majority of the people, he knows all the places to well done give us another one!
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Oh yeah, don't forget the maple syrup! And an average to big penis
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That is quite literally a wall of text. What the **** OP
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(01-27-2019 06:00 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  I don't know what to say, either this is a bad trolling attempt or just autism. I feel like this guy would be good buddies with Dragan, who knows.... maybe it is him?

cant be him, unless he took a crash course in endocrinology lol
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Why do newish members with very low post counts always seem to post a short novel talking about themselves?

I'm genuinely at a loss for words when these post pop up.

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I am with Scotian this is a top notch entertaining data sheet. It flew over the heads of many guys on here, but if you have been here as long as we have, the OP nails so many things about the posting I have seen over the years on the Colombian threads.

Brilliant!

I hope he does not got banned I look forward to the Cali and Cartagena datasheets.

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Good parody, great pharmacopeia. 8/10. Would be 10/10 but laid on a little thick. Skewered most RVF and manosphere self-improvment cliches

Reminds me of National Lampoon in its classic days. +1 for comedy writing.
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Briefly read but already LOLed. I am gonna have to read in its entirety when I get time.

1000% Worth the read.

"I mean two of them pull every week in IVY club in Sydney and clubs in Miami and New York when they go there. I tell them to run to the forum and and start threads and tell the world about it...they don't want to for some reason...losers. They could have hundreds of thousands of strangers admiring them"

FAN FUCKING TASTIC!

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Never been to Colombia but this story despite being heavy on the sponsorship has been an entertaining read:

(01-27-2019 05:20 PM)internetprince Wrote:  Day 7

That night was walking down the street and some dude came up on a push bike...asked me to hand over everything and flashed a knife. I was in a bad mood and I could feel the test kicking in so I said "fuck you cunt" and just smashed him. Last time he'll try that.





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That's how you start a new thread on Colombia. Great data sheet with lots of solid advice to learn from.

To the newbs out there. internetprince has everything down in his favour: cash, alpha personality, strong game, great physics, Spanish and the dedication to kill it here. Don't think you can replicate the same by just being a gringo.
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LMFAOOO only been reading these threads for a few weeks, but this paradody is spot on.

On a real note, I did see one of the baddest females ever in my life in Parque Lleras, but walked right by her. Im def trying Topless Game next time Im there.
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lol I saw the baddest girls parque lleras there ---- eye contact through the roof, then i started talking HB 8.5 she wanted to go back to my place brought her back thought i was IN then she said $150 like what??? I thought I had her with my game, foreigner status, and muscles lmao
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(01-28-2019 10:01 AM)Easygesus Wrote:  LMFAOOO only been reading these threads for a few weeks, but this paradody is spot on.

On a real note, I did see one of the baddest females ever in my life in Parque Lleras, but walked right by her. Im def trying Topless Game next time Im there.

Try blasting a gram of test and popping 20mg of Cialis before you hit up Lleras next time, you won't be passing up any opportunities by walking past those chicas.

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(01-27-2019 05:20 PM)internetprince Wrote:  Throw the first punch or sometimes I do a quick lat spread....they get intimidated and will back off every time.

This is some next level self defense.
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(01-27-2019 05:20 PM)internetprince Wrote:  Take these supps to keep healthy:
⦁ 1000mg test weekly
⦁ 600 deca weekly
⦁ 100mg anadrol daily
⦁ 600mg tren E weekly
⦁ accutane for the acne
⦁ caber and prami for the progesterone
⦁ nolva for the gyno
⦁ arimidex for the estrogen
⦁ valium for the aggression
⦁ propecia for the hair loss
⦁ clomid to keep the balls full
⦁ hcg to stimulate FSH and LH
⦁ Mk67 for the appetitie
⦁ Zolpidem for the insomnia from tren
⦁ Tramadol for the back and joint pain
⦁ cialsis and viagra for the deca dick
⦁ milk thistle for the liver
⦁ captopril for the kidneys
⦁ benazipril to kept he heart healthy
⦁ codeine for the headaches
⦁ asprin to keep the blood thin
⦁ avapro for the blood pressure
⦁ prozac for the depression
⦁ Voltaren and glucosamine for the joint pain, getting old.

Lol I think you forgot to mention the metric tons of Adderall you take every morning to be able to wake up from all those downers.

Also this thread is worth nothing without pics, I really want to see what 1000/600/600 test/deca/tren looks like.

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(01-28-2019 10:08 AM)FLGuy1988 Wrote:  lol I saw the baddest girls parque lleras there ---- eye contact through the roof, then i started talking HB 8.5 she wanted to go back to my place brought her back thought i was IN then she said $150 like what??? I thought I had her with my game, foreigner status, and muscles lmao





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This is hilarious. Good start to the week.
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DAT Syzzup

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GREAT PISS TAKE 10/10

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