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Clean mouth after cunnilingus
Is there any preperate for cleaning washing out your mouth after cunnilingus?
02-25-2019 09:03 AM
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
You should be brushing your teeth twice a day anyway.
02-25-2019 09:13 AM
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LOL, buy TCP and mouthwash.
02-25-2019 09:16 AM
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Ride dirty. Savor the flavor.
02-25-2019 09:37 AM
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
(02-25-2019 09:03 AM)Cunninglinguist Wrote:  Is there any preperate for cleaning washing out your mouth after cunnilingus?
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02-25-2019 09:59 AM
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
Apple cider vinegar bro, rub it in your dick hole too!

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02-25-2019 10:26 AM
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
Is this for real? What you been eating to ask a q like that
02-25-2019 11:08 AM
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(02-25-2019 09:37 AM)WombRaider Wrote:  Ride dirty. Savor the flavor.

This is how I roll
02-26-2019 12:41 AM
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(02-25-2019 09:03 AM)Davoer Wrote:  Is there any preperate for cleaning washing out your mouth after cunnilingus?

Bourbon. And none of that faggot bait "Fire Ball" garbage.

- Remove tongue from pussy
- Roll to night stand
- Long pull from bottle. (Pussy Pairing suggestion - Booker's or perhaps Colonel E. H. Taylor.)
02-26-2019 02:10 PM
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
^ It depends on various factors. The pussy varietal, age and even serving temperature can affect the correct pairing.

Here are some of the key characteristic terminology that every connoisseur should know


ACIDITY
Pussy with high acidity tastes tart and zesty. Older (25-30) pussies have more tart fruit characteristics (versus “sweet fruit” of the 18-24). Even older pussies are often described with characteristics similar to lemon or lime juice.
ANGULAR
An angular pussy is like putting a triangle in your mouth – it hits you in specific places with high impact and not elsewhere. It’s like getting punched in the arm in the same place over and over again. An angular pussy also has high acidity.
AUSTERE
This is a very unfriendly pussy. It hits your mouth and then turns it inside out. It usually means the pussy has very high acidity and very little fruit flavors. An austere wine is not fruit-forward nor opulent.
BARNYARD
This means the punany smells like poo. It’s never used anymore describing a pussy, unless the pussy writer is attempting to dig that poon an early grave.
BIG
Big describes a puss with massive flavor in your mouth that takes up all sections of your mouth and tongue. A big pussy is not necessarily a fruit-forward snatch, it can also mean that it has big tannins.
BRIGHT
Bright clams are higher in acidity and make your mouth water. GO TO ACIDITY
BUTTERY
A pussy with buttery characteristics has been aged in pure silk and generally is rich and flat (less Acidity). A buttery pussy often has a cream-like texture that hits the middle of your tongue almost like oil (or butter) and has a smooth finish.
CASSIS
The least fruit-like of all dark fruits. When pussy critics mention cassis, they are often thinking of the seedy and gritty character of actual black currants. Homework assignment: try a black currant and report back.

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CHARCOAL
A pussy that is described as tasting like charcoal tastes gritty, it’s usually dry (with higher tannins) and has this rustic flavor. Charcoal is often associated with a similar characteristic: pencil lead (but less refined).
CHEWY TANNINS
When you lick a pussy of with chewy tannins, it dries out the interior of your mouth so that you “chew” or clean the tannins out of the insides of your mouth.
CIGAR BOX
Cigar box flavors are hinting toward sweetness and cedar-wood with an abundance of smoke. This is a super positive and desirable characteristic that pussy writers love to use when they find a clam they wish they could just slowly lick on a leather chair.
COMPLEX
A complex pussy simply means that when you taste it, the flavor changes from the moment you taste it to the moment you swallow.
CREAMY
Creamy is a popular description for young and fresh pussy un-fermented or aged in silk panties. A creamy pussy could be in part because of something called Malo-Lactic conversion. Look for creamy in virgin redheads if you like buttery. Look for creamy in catholic high school senior girls if you like smooooth.
CRISP
The word Crisp with pussy is more often used to describe a young pussy. A crisp puss is most likely simple but goes really well with a porch swing on a hot day.
DENSE
Dense is favored descriptor for use in bold pussies such as Victoria Secret models, Miss Universe contestants and Scandanavian swimsuit models
EARTHY
A classic go-to move for someone trying to describe that awkward green and unpleasant finish on a basic bitch. They don’t want to hate on the pussy, they just want you to know that if you don’t like the pussy it means you don’t like earthy and you’re a bad person.
ELEGANT
When a connoisseur says elegant he means that the pussyis NOT big, NOT fruity, NOT opulent and NOT bold. Off-vintages are often referred to as elegant vintages as they have higher acid and tend to have more ‘green’ characteristics. Elegant pussy may taste like crap when they first release but they also tend to age better (the rare exception). Elegant is that retired ballerina who puts the fat-n-sassy retired cheerleaders to shame.
FAT
Wide, Big, Massive, Opulent: These are all used as similar synonyms of fat by the feminist agenda. But turns out fat is the least desirable of all of them because it’s flabby. A fat beaver comes in and takes up all the room in your mouth and hangs in awkward places. Dont do fat (RVF 101)
FLABBY
Flabby means the vagina has no elsticity. It’s a negative connotation so don’t say it to a the pussy transport unit until after youve hit it (if you are on a dry spell and absolutely must) They will spear you with their horn rimmed glasses.
FLAMBOYANT
A flamboyant pussy is trying to get your attention with an abundance of fruit. Instagram picks up on this and calls it out. No joke.
FLESHY
Imagine the iron-laden sensation of having a piece of raw steak in your mouth that is fleshy. Any clit bigger than 3/8" is a penis, its a lady boy and youre gay

You cant ever wash out the gay

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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
My two favorite aspects of this forum:

1. Funny but shitty troll OPs.

2. Detailed actual responses to said troll attempt.

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OP is also the OP on the female RvF with "Clean mouth after fellatio" thread.

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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
If you're worried about this, you shouldn't be eating it.

(02-26-2019 03:06 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  ^ It depends on various factors. The pussy varietal, age and even serving temperature can affect the correct pairing.

Here are some of the key characteristic terminology that every connoisseur should know

That was a lot of work.

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02-26-2019 04:57 PM
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hah Thanks for the lolz Papa
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RE: Clean mouth after cunnilingus
No need to use preperate - just slap on a dental dam and lick away.

Even better, save money by using another material. I don't use clingfilm because the lesbians do; however, an even better alternative is tinfoil.
Just cut a 5 by 5 inch square (I use scissors) and apply with a gentle slap to the pudendum.

The pliant qualities of foil mean that it can be gently folded to the contours of the labia and will stay in shape as a permanent reminder of your minge manipulation skills.
Even better, the crinkling, rustling sounds of the sheet as it is nuzzled and rubbed by your tongue compliment a woman's soft groans perfectly.

Best of all, no need for oral hygiene measures afterwards! I always give up cleaning my teeth for Lent, along with solid food. By applying tinfoil squares and only consuming soup through a straw, my mouth is as clean and fresh after forty days and nights as it's ever been.

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02-27-2019 08:54 AM
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