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Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
Dice has got to be one of the all time greats but he doesn't seem to get much credit. He was before my time, being popular in the 80's and 90's but my grandpa was a huge fan and had all his cassette tapes.

His comedy routine was pure alpha and definitely would be a huge target for the "me too" sluts.

I just wanted to share some clips for guys that have either never heard of him or have forgotten. He also had a show on HBO that was pretty funny.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4688512/

It is interesting to see that the women are enjoying the nursery rhymes the most, the dirtier the better for them... but he's the pig right.



Making fun of fags. Here's a short clip to give you guys that don't know him a taste of what he's like. The full clip is below.




Dice at Rodney Dangerfields (1987)




HBO special, comedy routine starts around the 9 minute mark




No Apologies tour




Giving CNN Shit


03-11-2019 08:26 PM
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Sound quality sucks but a good routine, please post a better copy if you know of one








On Joe Rogan


03-11-2019 08:26 PM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
I saw his show on showtime, it was pretty good. He got blackballed.
03-11-2019 08:56 PM
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This thread is UnFuckenBelievable.

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03-12-2019 05:04 AM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
I used to do stand up (did 52 gigs) and someone once said I reminded them of Andrew Dice Clay.

His material wasn't great but his delivery was awesome.

The unfortunate thing is that a comic like him today would never be allowed mainstream success. I notice Daniel Tosh (another comic who does politically incorrect material) isn't anywhere near as popular as he was a few years ago.

I Searched Tosh yesterday and the fourth or fifth result is a 'petition' to ban him or something.

If you want to hear some great stand up, search 'The Day the Laughter Died', by Dice. It is an hour and a half of riffing without material. It is absolutely filthy and uncomfortable. But it is what stand up is all about.
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03-12-2019 09:49 PM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
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(((Andrew Clay Silverstein)))
03-12-2019 10:20 PM
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One of my favourite songs of the 90s not least because it features samples of ADC.

ADC was and is a legend. His act is what stand-up comedy should be all about: deliberately offensive and funny. It was only really a short time ago when you think about it... but imagine someone like him coming along now. It would not be tolerated.
03-12-2019 10:44 PM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
In a phrase, ”The Adventures of Ford Fairlane”.




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03-12-2019 11:47 PM
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I like it when he does that nasally voice when he's making fun of chicks.

There would be protesting in the street now if a comedian said chink, spic, faggot or asked some chick front row if she sucked a good dick.
03-13-2019 01:18 AM
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This was when he was banned from MTV. Legend has it that Dick Clark told Clay something along the lines of "If you don't tone it down, you'll regret it."

Supposedly Clark is who Clay is looking at around 0:10 before doing his unfiltered act.




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03-13-2019 09:29 PM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
His nursery rhyme riffs were the best:

"Hickory dickory dock, this chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two, I lost my goo, then I dropped the bitch off on the next block"

"Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50 that slut"

He could never put that out today, no way.
03-15-2019 07:42 PM
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One time, he got kicked off of CNN. lol


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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
(03-15-2019 07:42 PM)doc holliday Wrote:  His nursery rhyme riffs were the best:

"Hickory dickory dock, this chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two, I lost my goo, then I dropped the bitch off on the next block"

"Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50 that slut"

He could never put that out today, no way.

My personal favourite: Little Boy Blue. He needed the money.
03-16-2019 02:22 PM
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He's got a new fiction/reality show. Something like Curb Your Enthusiasm but lamer. It was tolerable, though.
03-16-2019 02:53 PM
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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
Here is an early movie role for Dice. It's Making the Grade and was released in 1984. Dice plays a loan shark and is perfect in this role:





I also remember when In Living Color had a parody of him. It was "Andrea Dice Clay":





Here's another parody, featuring Jim Carrey before he was doing movies:



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(03-11-2019 08:26 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Giving CNN Shit



I'm not a huge fan of his comedy but this was pure fucking gold. Trump needs to hire Dice as his Press Secretary.

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03-17-2019 05:49 PM
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Dice was also a semi-regular in ”Crime Story”



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RE: Andrew Dice Clay appreciation thread
Anthony Cumia's Dice impressions are some of my favorites:


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03-18-2019 10:24 AM
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She said give me 12 inches and hurt me.

So I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick..Ohhhhhh.


He also called Trannies

TransTesticles

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03-18-2019 10:06 PM
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^ I thought he said transvesticles?
03-19-2019 12:26 AM
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(03-18-2019 10:24 AM)IveBeenFramed Wrote:  Anthony Cumia's Dice impressions are some of my favorites:

Fuck... you beat me to it, lol. Cumia's impressions are the best!!!




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Me and my buddy went to see ford fairlane in the theater. It was rated PG-13. We either weren't 13 yet or didn't have ID, I can't remember, so they wouldn't let us see the movie. I turned 13 in 1990 when the movie came out. Instead, they sold us tickets to Total Recall which was rated R.
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