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Do McDonald’s hamburgers taste like vagina (in a good way)?
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Do McDonald’s hamburgers taste like vagina (in a good way)?
(Note that, in keeping with the forum’s new spirit of using more genteel language, I’m saying “vagina” instead of “p****”.)

For years I’ve been contemplating the question of whether part of the reason for the phenomenal decades-long worldwide success of McDonald’s might be that the taste, and perhaps even the texture, of its hamburgers is pleasantly reminiscent of vagina. And in particular the taste of unshaven vagina (a taste I’m old enough to be thoroughly familiar with). Such a resemblance could conceivably even extend to the pickle (or pickles) and mustard, whose acidic and salty qualities are arguably suggestive of the “fine tang of faintly scented urine”, as James Joyce put it, that eating vagina imparts to one’s palate (though Joyce was writing about the experience of eating grilled mutton kidneys, not vagina or McDonald’s hamburgers).

This also raises the question of whether there’s a psychologically significant White Castle-vagina resemblance, since McDonald’s hamburgers—unlike the vast majority of other fast-food burgers—are modeled on White Castles in many respects.

This’d be a good topic for somebody’s Ph.D. thesis in culinary psychochemistry or some such field—performing tests (including genital plethysmographic measurements) on human subjects, identifying flavor chemicals, and so forth. A related question—one that perhaps even ought to be answered first—is that of whether a liking for the taste of vagina is learned or instinctual; and if the latter, what the sexual and culinary effects are of the present-day divergence between the most commonly available vagina taste, namely shaven, and the brain’s ideal vagina taste, namely unshaven.

I’m eager to hear people’s thoughts on this.
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RE: Do McDonald’s hamburgers taste like vagina (in a good way)?
Maybe the women ate so much McDonald’s that their V’s tasted like it?
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Which menu item tastes like ass?


Oh, all of them.

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Very funny, and original, troll.

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06-16-2019 11:33 AM
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Not trolling; suggested experiment
With all due respect, I’m not trolling! I’m dead serious about this.

To anyone who doubts what I’m saying, I’d suggest going to have a McDonald’s hamburger today—and if possible, eating some vagina (preferably unshaven) shortly afterwards. Then take a few moments to contemplate whether they do or don’t taste similar to you.

P.S. I’m not a McDonald’s stockholder or employee.
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An American woman's, sure

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Banhammer incoming.

Good trolling though.

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06-16-2019 12:35 PM
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I just reread the new (June 1, 2019) Forum Rules, and realized that I may have violated Rule #2, “Do not describe sexual encounters or situations that are beyond the act of kissing”. I read that rule when it was first announced a few weeks ago, but I’d misremembered it, thinking it only applied to explicitly nonmarital activity. My apologies to everybody.

I hope people will at least appreciate the scientific spirit in which my original post was made.
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They taste more like the stale socks of a marathon runner forgotten in an airtight bag for a few months.

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Quote:To anyone who doubts what I’m saying, I’d suggest going to have a McDonald’s hamburger today—and if possible, eating some vagina (preferably unshaven) shortly afterwards. Then take a few moments to contemplate whether they do or don’t taste similar to you.

Whilst it is something I enjoy, I've never considered cunnilingus to be a fine dining experience. But I'm willing to keep an open mind. What would you recommend as a palate cleanser between courses? A traditional lime sorbet would be the obvious choice, but I'd be concerned that the acidity of the citric acid would clash with the "fine tang of faintly scented urine." Perhaps pickled ginger, as the Japanese use between servings of sushi, would be a more appropriate choice.
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Why did he get banned? He asked a reasonable question and he's very articulate.

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I'm surprised this thread didn't get locked.

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Can't make up my mind if I've been eating at the wrong McDonald's, or OP has been eating at the wrong McDonalds... Confused

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Finger lickin' good.

Oh wait, wrong franchise...
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Quote:"a taste I’m old enough to be thoroughly familiar with"

Written by an Elliot Rodgers type of incel.
Go to church OP and find yourself a nice woman so you don't need to fantasize how a vagina smells like in your daily Mac Donald run.
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I just ate meatballs. Home made. Very nice.

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How many times do we have to tell noobs to use the search functions?

If you can conceive of the question its probably already been covered

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-72474...pid1945326

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