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(07-17-2019 08:56 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Not all Jews are bad. Larry David kicks ass.



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Silly me. I guess a cult seemingly intent to bring about a satanic new world order and orchestrate conditions designed to destroy people mentally, physically and spiritually is ok because a few of them are funny men like Larry David that do skits of silly Christians putting pictures of Jesus in their bathrooms and he a Jew ‘accidentily’ pissing on it.
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(07-18-2019 10:26 PM)Sword and Board Wrote:  Silly me. I guess a cult seemingly intent to bring about a satanic new world order and orchestrate conditions designed to destroy people mentally, physically and spiritually

Yes. I want to have more power and more money. That's what America is all about -- power and money. The only way to do that is to get large numbers of other people to do your bidding.

It's just like being a CEO/founder of a company startup -- your goal is to get a lot of employees working for you, generating a lot of cashflow. You pay them a salary but a large amount of that cashflow is profit which you, as the owner of the CEO, get to put into your own pocket. You are making a profit off the efforts of those employees. Or you might be the owner of a large apartment building collecting rent. You are making a profit off those renters.

These are concepts that us Jews really understand well: how to be successful and profitable businesspeople. That's why I think Judahism is the best way to go for anybody who wants to be successful in America today.
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Enjoy being slaughtered by imported Muslims while your new elites laugh their asses off at you. New boss, same as the old boss.

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Lots of talk in this thread about money, power, prestige, elites, booze... and very little on what God says in the OT (and NT) concerning what one needs to do for eternal life.

"No one comes to the Father except through Me" - Jesus Christ

In order to be admitted into Heaven you must be clear of sin. The problem with Judaism is that they refuse to believe in Jesus at all. In fact I'd posit that most Jews have not read the New Testament in any way shape or form and instead just blindly follow the Jewish herd.

"If any man rejects Me, he rejects the one who sent Me" and "If you reject Me in front of your friends, so shall I reject you in front of the Heavenly Father (God) and all the angels in Heaven."

In order to get into Heaven on your own merits/good works your righteousness would have to exceed that of the Pharisees.

Seems to me that it'd be far easier and less of a lifetime burden to just depend on Jesus doing all the hard manual labor (which he did) and save yourself any future embarrassment come Judgement Day.
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(07-19-2019 03:18 PM)Soothesayer Wrote:  Lots of talk in this thread about money, power, prestige, elites, booze... and very little on what God says in the OT (and NT) concerning what one needs to do for eternal life.

"No one comes to the Father except through Me" - Jesus Christ

In order to be admitted into Heaven you must be clear of sin. The problem with Judaism is that they refuse to believe in Jesus at all. In fact I'd posit that most Jews have not read the New Testament in any way shape or form and instead just blindly follow the Jewish herd.

"If any man rejects Me, he rejects the one who sent Me" and "If you reject Me in front of your friends, so shall I reject you in front of the Heavenly Father (God) and all the angels in Heaven."

In order to get into Heaven on your own merits/good works your righteousness would have to exceed that of the Pharisees.

Seems to me that it'd be far easier and less of a lifetime burden to just depend on Jesus doing all the hard manual labor (which he did) and save yourself any future embarrassment come Judgement Day.

Oh yes, no problem.

I already accepted Jesus Christ as my savior several years ago. I joined an local Christian group and still attend and read the bible. I believe in Jesus for sure.

So now I'm a jew, and I'm also a Christian, and therefore saved.
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Well I guess you got all the bases covered. Congrats!

On that note I'd like to say that I'm a Trump supporter but also a member of Antifa, you know just covering all the bases and whatnot.

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(07-19-2019 02:29 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Enjoy being slaughtered by imported Muslims while your new elites laugh their asses off at you. New boss, same as the old boss.

I was actually thinking something similar along these lines. Now is probably the worst time ever possible (besides immediate future) to convert to Judaism as a goy or be a Jew in general. That is, ever since 1945.

For instance, converting to Judaism in 1946, just after Nazism and Fascism had been firmly defeated, would probably have been the best ever time to convert. As for now, i'm not so sure that it's a good idea from a purely logical and rational perspective. Especially when more goyim than ever know. Jews don't tend to do very well when there's a lot of goyim knowing going on.

After all, most people have forgotten the Jewish track record of being expelled several hundreds of times throughout history, which are basically hundreds of failures stacked on top of each other that came just before they achieved complete success. They were always so close, yet so far. Who knows, maybe this time they've worked it out to perfection so they can absolutely succeed in hijacking their host societies and securing control of them permanently, without any flaws.

Personally, I'm not convinced that they really have, and I think the risk is too high to throw in my lot with Jews as victors.

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I do think they struck gold with the US. Think about it: considered white, totally blended in, have subverted all of its major institutions, gained dominance in all major fields, force-fed Holocaust history down the throat of every American, managed to link Israel’s fate with that of America.

Jews got all the bases covered with America, unless I’m missing something. Who knows, I might be totally wrong and in the near future there will be a clash, but for now they are at the peak of their powers.
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(07-19-2019 11:39 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I do think they struck gold with the US.

I agree. The jews are a major part of the success of the US as a world power. A large part of our success in the last century has been due to the power of our banking and finance system, which drove massive economic growth, all organized by the smarted bankers in history operating out of their power base in New York. The jews like so many other immigrant groups have done a great job of lending their unique talents to the construction of the massive American Empire, and have been equally successful at converting that into a special relationship between the US and Israel.
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Lemon on a serious note though, why is this such a personal matter to you? I’m not talking about the conversion (nice try lol) but the jewtalk.

I know philo-semitism is part of the Boomer mindset but you take it one step further......
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At least they are standing up for their own and nepotism is second nature. And they have their own ethno-nation that will be overwhelmingly European.

It's probably just trolling, but quite a few guys did that and enjoyed success of their line. As for the Jews not wanting them - countless Europeans and even Africans just became Jewish after WWII. I know one guy whose parents were 100% Aryan Germans and simply moved after WWII and hearing about the Holocoust. They essentially joined the tribe as reparations. His son only found out about his heritage much later in his 30s since the parents never told.

One of my ancestors did the opposite and left the tribe to join the goys, but that was back in the day in the 19th century when assimilation was highly practiced by the Jewry. Hitler - the illegitimate Rothschild progeny - took care of that problem for them.
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(07-19-2019 07:26 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  
(07-19-2019 03:18 PM)Soothesayer Wrote:  Lots of talk in this thread about money, power, prestige, elites, booze... and very little on what God says in the OT (and NT) concerning what one needs to do for eternal life.

"No one comes to the Father except through Me" - Jesus Christ

In order to be admitted into Heaven you must be clear of sin. The problem with Judaism is that they refuse to believe in Jesus at all. In fact I'd posit that most Jews have not read the New Testament in any way shape or form and instead just blindly follow the Jewish herd.

"If any man rejects Me, he rejects the one who sent Me" and "If you reject Me in front of your friends, so shall I reject you in front of the Heavenly Father (God) and all the angels in Heaven."

In order to get into Heaven on your own merits/good works your righteousness would have to exceed that of the Pharisees.

Seems to me that it'd be far easier and less of a lifetime burden to just depend on Jesus doing all the hard manual labor (which he did) and save yourself any future embarrassment come Judgement Day.

Oh yes, no problem.

I already accepted Jesus Christ as my savior several years ago. I joined an local Christian group and still attend and read the bible. I believe in Jesus for sure.

So now I'm a jew, and I'm also a Christian, and therefore saved.

Following up on this point. I talked to my pastor and he said he sees no scriptural reason that I can't become and Jew and simultaneously be a Christian at the same time. I won't even tell my rabbi, and honestly he won't care either.

The jewish conversion is really more about tribe affiliation, and doesn't prevent me from accepting Jesus as savior, so I'm saved.

From a standpoint of God -- well as a great christian thinker once said: "Our understanding of the true nature of God is so infinitely puny -- we might as well be bacterium trying to understand a locomotive. All religions are completely wrong, none of them can possibly claim to understand more than a millionth part of God's will or nature, and to claim anything else is the ultimate sin of pride and arrogance. So to claim that your particular religion is right, and all others is wrong, is foolish beyond imagining."

Based that that truth, it's clear that I can layer as many religions as I want. I don't have to choose one or the other. I can enjoy them all, and get the social and commercial benefits that might accrue also.
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< Is this thread serious or are you trolling?

You going truly through the conversion process which entails quite a bit of work doesn't it? You signing up for Jdate afterwards?
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It’s an elaborate troll job. He’s trying to get the jewposters riled up.
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(07-20-2019 01:38 PM)Simeon_Strangelight Wrote:  < Is this thread serious or are you trolling?

You going truly through the conversion process which entails quite a bit of work doesn't it? You signing up for Jdate afterwards?

No, already married for many years now. Wife is Catholic. She isn't going full Jew, but like most of our community (Orange County, Southern California) she admires the Jewish culture so she's ok with this.
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Bwahaha, my coworker had to look over he because I was forcing myself to muffle my laughter (late weekend grind sucks)

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Rabbi: Are you willing to leave everything in your last will and testament to the synagogue?
Lemon: Is that... uhhh... like standard?
Rabbi: Of course!
Lemon: Sure, I guess so. The benefits of tribal affiliation will outweigh that figure easily, right?
Rabbi: Ha, sure thing! And you're like, what, 60?
Lemon: Thereabouts.
Rabbi: How's your health?
Lemon: Uhhh so-so...
Rabbi: Welcome to the tribe, goy.

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Skip to 1:13.




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Quote:Lemon on a serious note though, why is this such a personal matter to you? I’m not talking about the conversion (nice try lol) but the jewtalk.

I know philo-semitism is part of the Boomer mindset but you take it one step further......

I think really, the simplest answer is this: Jews are just a better class of people. More scientists, more intellectuals. Sure there's the occaisional Marxist, but that's just as true of any other ethnic group.

And like I've said elsewhere, in my community, where there is a melting pot of white, mexican, black, asian, and just about every other thing in the world, Jews are universally admired as long-term pillars of the community. Intermarriage between Jews/Protestant/Catholic is considered extremely fortunate. The same is true of the vast majority of the USA. We are highly prejudiced against blacks and latinos, but not at all against Jews. The USA has a long, proud history of strong tolerance of all religions...that is the finest thing about our culture. Other countries are lagging.
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Ok, but that has nothing to do with the question I asked.

By your logic then, if you consider Jews a superior class of people, then why are you so triggered by internet opinions of mere peons like us? Aren’t we beneath you?
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(07-22-2019 12:09 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  I think really, the simplest answer is this: Jews are just a better class of people. More scientists, more intellectuals. Sure there's the occaisional Marxist, but that's just as true of any other ethnic group.
If I remember correctly, a lot of jews stole knowledge from Caucasian researchers. Since they lacked the ethics to help shoulder up the true people who brought along the inventions, along with the natural tendency to see anyone as something to be exploited, they took it upon themselves to brand themselves as the bringer of the world's most productive technologies, when that couldn't be anymore of a lie. Einstein, for instance, stole a lot of work from others before him. And then was branded as the one to bring about all the revolutionary physics we know today, which is a blantant lie. But he was a jew, so....
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[Image: 25448-F02-AA5-C-43-C0-8723-5135-B28-D790-F.jpg]

I heard you need to prove ancestry to become a Jew. What if you don’t have a big nose or curly hair?

Can you get the benefits of being a Jew without having to go to church, learn Hebraic, read the Torah and of course, eat bacon?
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(07-22-2019 01:24 PM)joost Wrote:  [Image: 25448-F02-AA5-C-43-C0-8723-5135-B28-D790-F.jpg]

I heard you need to prove ancestry to become a Jew. What if you don’t have a big nose or curly hair?

Can you get the benefits of being a Jew without having to go to church, learn Hebraic, read the Torah and of course, eat bacon?

Yeah, this is why I find Jews so admirable.

They tend to be short and swarthy, and let's face it in western society that's a disadvantage, yet against all odds, they have grown their power and influence dramatically over the years. They play the smart, long-term game. They are tough negotiators, but very law-abiding.

Again they remind me a lot of Mormons, but much less expensive! Mormons require you to tithe 10% of your yearly income. Jews only ask for a bequest in your will when you die...2-5% being most common.

No ancestry proof required to become Jewish, so don't hold back Joost. Go for it.
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