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The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations
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RVF needs some more humor:


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08-20-2019 01:33 PM
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RE: The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations
Food & menu category:


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RE: The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations
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Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West.

In 2005, some Chinese guy(s) put out a bootleg of Episode III with Chinese subtitles created from listening to the film, which weren't entirely accurate. The DVD also had English subtitles, which weren't from the original script but were machine translated (badly) from what the bootleggers heard. The results were epic.

Then some absolute heroes decided to dub the whole movie with the bootleg Chinese script. It's a real work of art, almost Shakespearean; the whole thing is worth watching, but you can find highlights on YouTube with just the funniest parts. Banana
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RE: The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations
I'm laughing my ass off at these Chinglish examples, there are some real gems that I've never seen so far! Great job Laugh

May I contribute this little bit of Cronglish:

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RE: The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations
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I'm dying here!!

I wonder if Chinese girls get these sayings tattooed on their backs?

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08-21-2019 05:30 AM
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