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Taking a leak without using hands
How many of you guys do this? Any time I go into a urinal I make it a point to stretch my back while looking up at the ceiling with my hands on the back of my hips while taking a leak.

Either that or I go full superman hunched over the urinal with both palms against the wall.

I also don't hesitate to release any flatulence as I do the above. Only reason I bring it up is because a buddy started laughing when he saw me doing it in a crowded mall bathroom the other day. I don't get what the big deal is.

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12-18-2019 07:33 AM
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No can do.

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Why would you do this?

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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I guess it's just intolerance on my part, getting bent out of shape when there's puddles of piss all over the floor in front of a urinal.

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12-18-2019 09:01 AM
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I have to hold my unit or it hangs so low it gets into the water at the bottom of they urinal. That water is cold.










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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
(12-18-2019 07:33 AM)Barron Wrote:  How many of you guys do this? Any time I go into a urinal I make it a point to stretch my back while looking up at the ceiling with my hands on the back of my hips while taking a leak.

Either that or I go full superman hunched over the urinal with both palms against the wall.

I also don't hesitate to release any flatulence as I do the above. Only reason I bring it up is because a buddy started laughing when he saw me doing it in a crowded mall bathroom the other day. I don't get what the big deal is.

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12-18-2019 11:49 AM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I think this actually makes a lot of sense from a time perspective.
If you can open the toilet door and flush with your elbow or by using your clothes to cover your skin as well, there's often no need to spend time washing your hands then.

And considering that you probably have several hours combined in your future life just washing your hands, it would be convenient to be able to use that time on other things in life. Just think about all the other things you could do instead if you could save 30 seconds on each visit to the toilet for the rest of your life. You could learn a language or master some other type of skill.

The next step would be to take a leak without using your hands WHILE SIMULATENOUSLY be able to close your both eyes, apply maximum urine pressure and keep your balance on only one leg for optimal balance and coordination gains and time saving. This is especially great for athletes.
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12-18-2019 12:02 PM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I can relate.

This made me think of another thing: how great is it too take a leak outside? There's something primal about it that can't be beat.

Anyway, great thread Big Grin

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12-18-2019 04:55 PM
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(12-18-2019 08:30 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Why would you do this?

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(12-18-2019 04:55 PM)ilostabet Wrote:  This made me think of another thing: how great is it too take a leak outside? There's something primal about it that can't be beat.

I'll just agree with this here instead of reviving the long-disappeared "Guilty Pleasures" thread.

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12-18-2019 07:37 PM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
(12-18-2019 07:33 AM)Barron Wrote:  How many of you guys do this? Any time I go into a urinal I make it a point to stretch my back while looking up at the ceiling with my hands on the back of my hips while taking a leak.

Either that or I go full superman hunched over the urinal with both palms against the wall.

I also don't hesitate to release any flatulence as I do the above. Only reason I bring it up is because a buddy started laughing when he saw me doing it in a crowded mall bathroom the other day. I don't get what the big deal is.

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12-18-2019 09:19 PM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
Anybody here wipe back to front
12-19-2019 12:52 AM
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lol thread of the day!
12-19-2019 01:52 AM
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My greatest sense of achievement in life is when I need to have a piss with a hardon, so I stand way back and aim. I have a 100% track record.

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It's 2019. You're supposed to piss sitting down, so this thread is irrelevant.
12-19-2019 06:20 AM
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Piss in the shower

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12-19-2019 08:03 AM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I was in a bathroom recently. Guy next to me was looking at his phone while pissing. Instead of putting it into his pocket to shake + rezip, he placed it on top of the urinal and kept looking at it. Gross

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I found out you can stop mid-piss and finish later sometime last year. I never knew this, but I learned it in a situation where I had no time to finish peeing. Probably not something you want to do all the time, but it's nice to know it's possible.
12-19-2019 06:19 PM
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I enjoy that while peeing outside with a nice view or in the woods - then I strike the 1940s Superman pose:

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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
I do this a lot, mostly to keep foreign germs of my johnson. You can pull your briefs/boxers/underwear down, let your hog rest over the waistband and control the angle of the stream by moving the waistband with your hand. Then shake the waistband to get rid of the last drips and your good to go. I'm in a line of work where I'm shaking a lot of hands and exposing myself to people's germs so it seems like a prudent thing to do, even at the gym
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
(12-19-2019 06:19 PM)antman333 Wrote:  I was in a bathroom recently. Guy next to me was looking at his phone while pissing. Instead of putting it into his pocket to shake + rezip, he placed it on top of the urinal and kept looking at it. Gross

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I found out you can stop mid-piss and finish later sometime last year. I never knew this, but I learned it in a situation where I had no time to finish peeing. Probably not something you want to do all the time, but it's nice to know it's possible.

This is a big deal when you're peeing in a cup while driving, and the cup starts to get full. You have no choice but to stop mid-stream. I can confirm, it is doable.

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These are the kinds of threads that make RVF readership still worthwhile in 2020
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RE: Taking a leak without using hands
Pissing in the sink from time to time is still a source of enjoyment for me.
I just clean after so my wife doesn't know it
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(01-10-2020 03:16 PM)Polniy_Sostav Wrote:  Pissing in the sink from time to time is still a source of enjoyment for me.
I just clean after so my wife doesn't know it

That can't be done without hands though. When you are aiming at an elevated position like the sink you definitely need one hand on your wang to control the trajectory. You can use the other hand to lift up the plates.
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