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Melbourne Spring Carnival Guide
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Melbourne Spring Carnival Guide
Any of you guys who are travelling in Australia in late October-early November should make a point of heading to the Spring Racing Carnival.

The Carnival runs over four days with the biggest race being the Melbourne Cup which is a two mile race and open to Thoroughbreds from all over the world.This race is called "the race that stops the nation" because just about everyone in the country watches it.It's run on the first Tuesday in November.

Derby Day is the Saturday before the cup,Oakes day (ladies day) is the Thursday after the cup and Stakes day is the Saturday after the cup.All of these days are great days out with tons of hot women dressed to kill.

If you can only make one day of the carnival,make it the Melbourne Cup.This race is Australias biggest sporting event and has a major party atmosphere.

The women at spring carnival will rival anywhere in the world.Many of the countrys top models,actors and athletes will be there.You will see more 8's and 9's in one day than you would normally see in a month.

Most girls will be open to conversation.The shoulder to shoulder nature of the event pretty much demands you talk to the person next to you.Girls bitch shields will be down because of the the champagne and the party atmosphere.Great place for game newbies to get comfortable conversing with hot women while seasoned players will more than likely kill it.

You will need to dressed in a killer suit to stand out.Most guys will be in reasonbly smart suits so you will need to work the right shoes,belt,pocket square ect to make yourself visible if sartorial game is your thing.

After:Most bars in the city area will be busy but the one I would recommend is Transport in Fed Square.Plenty of drunk middle class 7's and 8's to make a move on.P J O'reilleys a few hundred metres away is also a good meat market,the girls will be less attractive but more slutty.

Crown Casino further along from P J's is a good place to end the night.Plenty of bars and gambling although the gaming opportunities will be harder than the other venues I mentioned as it will be getting late and only the party hardy remain upright.

All in all,I would say that if you are making the trip to Australia,Spring Carnival is definitely a good time to do the Melbourne leg of your trip.The weather is coming into summer and not oppresively hot,but hot enough for the short skirts and slutty vibe to be out in force.

The final day of this years Carnival was today,so you gentlemen have exactly one year to get your suits ready and book your flights for next year.You wont regret it.
11-05-2011 08:08 AM
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RE: Melbourne Spring Carnival Guide
I was there at Flemington for the 2008 Melbourne Cup.

Put it this way, it will be very hard for you to actually standout in the fashion stakes. It is VERY hard to not feel underdressed.

However as far as gaming, all you have to do is wait.

For those of you who have been to Kuta or Phuket, or Australia Day (Jan 26) in a place like London, you will know Aussie chicks.

It will not matter if they have spent $10,000 on their dress, or if daddy spent $30k per year for private school, come 4pm, they will all be walking around with no shoes, they will all have grass stains on their dress, a lot will be lurched over a garbage bin or in a toilet throwing up will a friend holding their hair back.

Melbourne chicks also tend to be the Australian version of DC chicks, chubby and attempting to be witty and ironic.

However the last decade has seen them feel that getting laid during Spring carnival is a right of passage.

The thursday event, Oakes day as for a long time been christened 'ladies day'. recently it ha been nicknamed 'Blokes* day'.

A 'bloke' is interchangable with man or guy in Australian colloquialism. It seems to be if they haven't got laid on derby day or Melbourne cup day, they have to fulfil this right of passage by then.

Don't fall for it being a classy, high end fashion affair.

It is still feral aussie slags.

Like Obama said, lipstick on a pig.....
11-05-2011 09:31 PM
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RE: Melbourne Spring Carnival Guide
Some of the girls may be drunk and feral,but if you're looking for an easy lay who cares?

The top shelf women getting around hardly qualify for the lipstick on a pig statement...if you dont like the aussie chicks there's girls from just about every country there anyways.

At the race the other day my group met girls from Germany,England,Ireland,New Zealand,Canada,France and Mexico.And that's without really trying.You just end up talking to whoever is next to you.Anyway,if it's not your thing it's not your thing...but it is definitely a good environment for meeting women imo.
11-06-2011 04:34 AM
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