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Automobiles w/ ideal layout for fucking
I'm not a big car guy, I always felt like bros with insanely decked out sports cars were over compensating.. However it has to be said that a decent set of wheels that has ample room for fucking in - can definitely be a bonus from a logistical standpoint.

I saw that there was a "cool car thread,' but it was mostly filled with mazeratis (however you spell that) and jaguars, etc. That's not really what I'm going for. I'd rather have an SUV that looks decent and gets me from point A to point B without costing a fortune. Some good space for transporting the crew on a Friday night (7 seater?), and a solid layout for fucking in, that's ideal.


Any of you players have this kind of dream vehicle?
(This post was last modified: 11-26-2011 05:17 PM by rozayINTL.)
11-26-2011 05:16 PM
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RE: Automobiles w/ ideal layout for fucking
I'll put in my 2 cents

Audi Q7, this is no joke
http://models.audiusa.com/q7

7 seater, decent gas mileage, aesthetic quality that I'm sure bitches love. Seats also fold down somewhat easily, so it could be convenient to pound some vagina on a road trip.

Expensive as fuck though.
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11-26-2011 05:31 PM
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Any hatchback style vehicle that folds flat will do from subcompact to van. If you want 7 seater SUV style, the ford flex looks pretty cool and will fit 7 people with comfort. It's got good ratings. The mazda5 is more economical but it has minivan styling to it. But even a honda fit, nissan versa/cube, or other subcompacts will do in that department.
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11-26-2011 07:34 PM
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Thats always been my viewpoint. Even if you can take a girl home to bang, the excitement of banging a chick in your backseat is unbeatable. Amercan cars have the best back room imo. With the exception of SUVs and Vans, trucks are the best for backseat bangs, plenty of room and if you every wanna get romantic, put a twin sized bed in the bed of the truck and drive out to the countryside and just sit under the stars, drink some wine and fuck like crazy. A Night to remember. Your gonna want a 4 door truck for this, the backseats are usually big enough to bang in. Regular cars are cool if your gonna bang her over the hood of your car. There is much higher risk of getting caught but thats what turns the girls on.
11-27-2011 05:05 AM
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I used to roll out in a black Chevy Tahoe, my black 'ho for short. It fit all your criteria. It could fit seven or eight and I did quite a bit of banging in the back of that thing.
11-27-2011 08:57 AM
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old school cadillacs...a yacht on wheels. I owned a 91 Cadillac Brougham and the back seat was practically a twin size bed.
11-27-2011 09:03 AM
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This is my custom 4x4 Toyota Diesel. It's pretty plush in the back with split bamboo paneling, custom lights and cabinets. It's got a couch that folds out into a double bed, fridge/freezer, sat-internet, solar panels and a multi-media system. The roof of the camper is a pop-top for standing head room up to 6ft.

   

You should of seen the faces of the valets at the Wynn tower suites in Vegas when I checked in after working a job in Nevada. The truck was covered in mud. One of the guests out front asked what it was and what it ran off of...I told him it's the illegitimate offspring of a monster truck and a limo...and when it gets hungry it eats Porches.
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11-27-2011 03:52 PM
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Although its perhaps not the ideal whip for such an activity, I was conceived in the back of a 68' Camaro, at least thats what my old man tells me!
11-28-2011 11:30 AM
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(11-27-2011 03:52 PM)Viralata Wrote:  One of the guests out front asked what it was and what it ran off of...I told him it's the illegitimate offspring of a monster truck and a limo...and when it gets hungry it eats Porches.

I laughed out loud when I read that. Not my kind of automobile but awesome indeed. Play on player.
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11-28-2011 11:45 AM
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(11-27-2011 03:52 PM)Viralata Wrote:  This is my custom 4x4 Toyota Diesel. It's pretty plush in the back with split bamboo paneling, custom lights and cabinets. It's got a couch that folds out into a double bed, fridge/freezer, sat-internet, solar panels and a multi-media system. The roof of the camper is a pop-top for standing head room up to 6ft.

Thats a thing of beauty.

As for the question... well, I used to drive a VW Bug. If I could get laid in the backseat of that, you can get laid at any backseat.
11-28-2011 11:48 AM
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Some classic responses here. You guys crack me up.

The American made SUVs seem to pack the hardest punch. The new chevy tahoes are nothing to fuck w/. Much better than a cross wannabe mommy whip.

Oh and you know it's gotta be ALL black exterior. pimpin
11-28-2011 12:36 PM
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'63 Continental

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DISCLAIMER: I don't know what I'm talking about and my posts are opinion, not advice.

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11-28-2011 12:46 PM
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(11-28-2011 12:36 PM)rozayINTL Wrote:  Some classic responses here. You guys crack me up.

The American made SUVs seem to pack the hardest punch. The new chevy tahoes are nothing to fuck w/. Much better than a cross wannabe mommy whip.

Oh and you know it's gotta be ALL black exterior. pimpin

Ah? I thought the question was what ARE the ideal cars to fuck with...not what aren't. Anyway, it's your thread.
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11-28-2011 01:36 PM
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Haha.. nice. You got me. Just a figure of speech though, ignore I said that.
11-28-2011 05:14 PM
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a nice pickup truck will do just fine
11-28-2011 07:37 PM
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Honda Element. It shocked me when a friend bought one and we all piled in for nights out drinking. Lots of room out back and lots of freedom of movement for body movement.
11-28-2011 07:50 PM
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What about getting laid in a Mini or a Smart? +10.000 Bonus points!

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11-28-2011 08:08 PM
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The Australian produced Holden Commodore has a high(er) performance derivative called the Holden Monaro. It was taken on by general Motors to sell as, IIRC, the new Camaro in the U.S.

Whilst a sedan is the most common design of the Commodore, there is a cabin alternative in Australia called the 'Ute', abbreviated from 'utility vehicle'. it is basically as 2 seat cabin with (original purpose) a working tray comprising the rest of the chasis behind the cabin.

If you don't mind a breeze, and you can find a private location, you can make the tray your bed...

[Image: 2008-hsv-maloo-r8-ute_800x0w.jpg] [Image: 2008-hsv-maloo-r8-ute-5_800x0w.jpg]
11-28-2011 08:19 PM
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Damn these are some creative ideas. Did not think the element could support that level of activity, that's fucking sick though

I am thinking more along the lines of an SUV/crossover as opposed to a car, or a truck. Mitsubishi Outlander is looking a pretty good option
11-30-2011 08:14 PM
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