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Damn, .004 mm! You think to yourself, "Boy that sounds good."


http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-004-Condom...086&sr=1-1


http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-Zero-Four-...086&sr=1-2

But then you see HOLY FUCK the world's most expensive condoms?


Also, these things are from Japan... they have really small dicks. I've tried a few Jap condoms and they always come off during sex. Which isn't so bad, because she doesn't know. I've dubbed my Jap condoms the Rape Condoms™ for when I want to do some stealth raw dog.

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12-04-2011 06:29 PM
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I tried to use crown condoms, they only go halfway down my penis, seriously I could not believe how small they make these condomns!

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12-04-2011 08:03 PM
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(12-04-2011 08:03 PM)MiXX Wrote:  I tried to use crown condoms, they only go halfway down my penis, seriously I could not believe how small they make these condomns!

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That's why they're called Crown condoms, guys. You're supposed to wear them just on the tip of your dick, like a crown.

They need to change the slogan to:

With Crown Condoms, your dick is king.™

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12-04-2011 08:18 PM
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The regular Crowns are much thinner, 0.00181". I haven't had any problems with these. The only time it's come off is if I put the condom on and then rub my dick against her. When I just straight up insert and thrust, I haven't had too much trouble. I may not have the continuous marathon sessions with dozens of positions that others are having, without changing condoms.

You can get them off Amazon for $0.10 a piece. Vastly better condom for a fraction of the price of the mainstream stuff.

Edit: Holy shnikes, these 004s are way thinner. They're 0.04mm, and the standard ones are 0.47 mm, 12 times bigger - and those were already the thinnest on the market. Unfortunately they cost about 12 times as much too. Crowns are King.
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12-05-2011 02:26 PM
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(12-05-2011 02:26 PM)basilransom Wrote:  The regular Crowns are much thinner, 0.00181". I haven't had any problems with these. The only time it's come off is if I put the condom on and then rub my dick against her. When I just straight up insert and thrust, I haven't had too much trouble. I may not have the continuous marathon sessions with dozens of positions that others are having, without changing condoms.

You can get them off Amazon for $0.10 a piece. Vastly better condom for a fraction of the price of the mainstream stuff.

Edit: Holy shnikes, these 004s are way thinner. They're 0.04mm, and the standard ones are 0.47 mm, 12 times bigger - and those were already the thinnest on the market. Unfortunately they cost about 12 times as much too. Crowns are King.

Regular crown's are .02 mm. I've verified this by comparison to other brands of condoms that are .02 mm.

.004 is 20% the size of .02.


I'm seriously thinking of shelling out the cash for these condoms, but I think it's cheaper just to go with the Rape Condom method.

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Condom Depot claims Crowns are 0.00185 inches which equals 0.04699 mm. 0.04699/0.004 = 11.7475 times bigger.

I hope some other companies try to compete and bring prices down. But Crowns already had a lock on the thinnest with a piece (supposedly) 13x bigger, so the competition is nil.

IMO, Crown could be very successful if it got its marketing in order.
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Brilliant commercial. I bought one to test it out and after that bullshyt nearly crimped my willie (shyt is tiny), I was like fcuk it, and threw it off and barebacked that lizard for the rest of her stay at mine.

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Condom crew checking in.
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(01-27-2017 10:54 PM)Rawmeo Wrote:  


I miss the good old days when our parents would beat us in the middle of the aisle if we acted up like this little shit in a grocery store. The other adults would offer to hold us down or give them a wooden spoon from the kitchen supplies aisle. It only happened one time and then you would get the threat of "I will give you something to cry about if you don't behave." That was more serious than a nuclear war when we were kids.

Now if we yell at any precious child, we get a knock on the door from "social services." Its not that I don't want to father my own children these days, I detest that I have to answer to a bunch of "adults" as to how I raise them when they clearly are being unruly degenerates.

Next time this happens in a store, I am going to give the parent a ruler and say "some of us like to shop in peace."
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