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Damn. I would have arranged to give as many interviews as possible on the condition that my full name was used.

After that it's pussy on easy mode.

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So...no emoji for "big vagina"?
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A couple of funny Harry Enfield sketches which could never be made today:















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(02-06-2019 11:14 PM)budoslavic Wrote:  
So...no emoji for "big vagina"?
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(02-06-2019 11:14 PM)budoslavic Wrote:  
So...no emoji for "big vagina"?
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There's a roast beef sandwich one isn't there? Huh
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New recruitment tactic from the US army LaughLaughLaugh



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(02-07-2019 10:36 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  New recruitment tactic from the US army LaughLaughLaugh




That video made me cringed and it's painfully embarrassing to watch that I had to hit "Stop".

There are more Dislikes than Likes. From the video description:
Quote:Published on 1 Feb 2019

Soldiers come from all walks of life, but they always come together to support one team - the U.S. Army. A group of Soldiers from across the country teamed up to use music as a way to connect with and inspire today's youth. Check out the Army's premiere of "Giving All I Got!"

Singer-songwriters Sgt. 1st Class Arlondo Sutton, U.S. Army Atlanta Recruiting Battalion, and Sgt. 1st. Class Jason Locke, U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion Houston, wrote and produced the song in November. And with the help of Staff Sgt. Justin Morelli, a videographer working at Army Recruiting New England, a team of U.S. Army Reserve visual information specialists from the 335th Signal Command (Theater), and Soldiers based at US Army Fort Benning the song came to life.

#USAREC proudly presents #GivingAlliGot, using the talents of Soldiers to tell the U.S. Army story.

#GivingAlliGot #USArmy #GoArmy #USAREC #WarriorsWanted


"...connect with and inspire today's youth". Is that the best the U.S. Army could come up with to connect with today's youth by using music? What a shitshow.
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Fucking retards.

They should have released a new list of "achievements" and paid Bill Gates to link it to everyone's XBox accounts.

Eye in the sky: 50 Drone strike kills. 500 Gamerscore points.
The golden mule: Hike 20 miles in full kit. 200 Gamerscore points.

They would solve the recruitment problem and the obesity crisis in one stroke.

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(02-07-2019 12:07 PM)budoslavic Wrote:  
(02-07-2019 10:36 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  New recruitment tactic from the US army LaughLaughLaugh




That video made me cringed and it's painfully embarrassing to watch that I had to hit "Stop".

There are more Dislikes than Likes. From the video description:
Quote:Published on 1 Feb 2019

Soldiers come from all walks of life, but they always come together to support one team - the U.S. Army. A group of Soldiers from across the country teamed up to use music as a way to connect with and inspire today's youth. Check out the Army's premiere of "Giving All I Got!"

Singer-songwriters Sgt. 1st Class Arlondo Sutton, U.S. Army Atlanta Recruiting Battalion, and Sgt. 1st. Class Jason Locke, U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion Houston, wrote and produced the song in November. And with the help of Staff Sgt. Justin Morelli, a videographer working at Army Recruiting New England, a team of U.S. Army Reserve visual information specialists from the 335th Signal Command (Theater), and Soldiers based at US Army Fort Benning the song came to life.

#USAREC proudly presents #GivingAlliGot, using the talents of Soldiers to tell the U.S. Army story.

#GivingAlliGot #USArmy #GoArmy #USAREC #WarriorsWanted


"...connect with and inspire today's youth". Is that the best the U.S. Army could come up with to connect with today's youth by using music? What a shitshow.
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Here’s lovely little gift item for the classy degenerate in your group of friends (not sure if this is for real):
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That’s right, it’s a handy dandy ”line organizer” complete with its own enviromentally friendly aluminium straw!

According to them,
Quote:The story began in one of the most famous nightclubs in Europe. As people who visit clubs and discotheques all around the world we could witness many hygienic faults in toilets. Once while we were waiting to use the bathroom five people left the toilet and the following four entered. We were shocked by the mere thought of wasted time, many bacteria, and lack of discretion surrounding this situation, which led us to think about creating a product that would eliminate these problems.

The Royal Box is a perfect solution for hygiene problems. Its compact dimensions can fit in any wallet or pocket and on top of that it is very easy to use. Along with its practical features the style also played an important role. For this reason the Royal Box is made from high quality materials and comes in a very innovative design.

This experience has resulted in a product that offers you a fast solution and can be identified with the slogan:
Discreet, Elegant, Clean
https://royal-box.eu/

The shit one finds online...
Although I must admit, that’s some great copy. Clearly an aficionado spent some time and effort on this.
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(02-07-2019 02:30 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  Here’s lovely little gift item for the classy degenerate in your group of friends (not sure if this is for real):
[Image: shop_classicblack_pro2.jpg]

That’s right, it’s a handy dandy ”line organizer” complete with its own enviromentally friendly aluminium straw!

According to them,
Quote:The story began in one of the most famous nightclubs in Europe. As people who visit clubs and discotheques all around the world we could witness many hygienic faults in toilets. Once while we were waiting to use the bathroom five people left the toilet and the following four entered. We were shocked by the mere thought of wasted time, many bacteria, and lack of discretion surrounding this situation, which led us to think about creating a product that would eliminate these problems.

The Royal Box is a perfect solution for hygiene problems. Its compact dimensions can fit in any wallet or pocket and on top of that it is very easy to use. Along with its practical features the style also played an important role. For this reason the Royal Box is made from high quality materials and comes in a very innovative design.

This experience has resulted in a product that offers you a fast solution and can be identified with the slogan:
Discreet, Elegant, Clean
https://royal-box.eu/

The shit one finds online...
Although I must admit, that’s some great copy. Clearly an aficionado spent some time and effort on this.

Good find, I just ordered one!

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Putting this here instead of the 'Funny pics & vids' thread because I'm not absolutely 100% sure it's not real:




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Has anyone given a shoutout to this dude yet?

Attacked by a mountain lion, improvises a weapon, rock, then chokes it to death.

Seriously, choking out a mountain lion.

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Quote:The bloodied Colorado trail runner who fought off a rare mountain lion attack pummeled the young cat with a rock, wrestled it to the ground and ultimately choked the animal to death with his hands, arms and feet, state wildlife officials said Tuesday.

The man — who is his 30s and has yet to be publicly identified — was released from a hospital Tuesday morning after being treated for bite wounds and lacerations to his face and arms.

“This is crazy but true. We have no reason to believe that this is a hoax,” said Rebecca Ferrell, spokeswoman for Colorado Parks and Wildlife.

The shocking tale of survival on Larimer County’s Horsetooth Mountain quickly spread far beyond Colorado, with news of Monday’s attack prompting media calls from around the world, as well as suggestions of film and book deals, and even marriage proposals, Ferrell said. Gov. Jared Polis chimed in too, posting on his Facebook page: “Don’t mess with Colorado trail runners.”

He should never have to buy another beer in his life,” Ferrell said.

Some sweet comments on the Fox News article. It's a donnybrook over there: https://www.foxnews.com/us/mountain-lion...icials-say

Quote:That toxic masculinity works every time. Make a new commercial Gillette. I want this guy on my side. F the tinkerbells. lol

Quote:The tree huggers probably want this guy brought up on animal cruelty charges for denying him his meal.

Quote:Must have been a liberal mountain lion, eaten by his own

Quote:Moutain Lions and Mountain joggers who risk being eaten don't impress me.

Wanna impress me, survive a womb for 9 months in New York or Virginia.

Quote:A number of bad trigger words in this article and in the depicted actions of the man that should offend progressive snowflakes. First of all, they assumed the lion's gender without the lion ever being able to reveal its preferred gender. Second of all, a man was depicted as defending himself with his bare hands which perpetuates gender stereotyping and the patriarchal culture as well as toxic masculinity. The story should have substituted a woman or not name his gender identity. Thirdly, the phrase "stand your ground" is highly problematic in light of the Zimmerman travesty. The man should have fled or let the lion kill him, or if he is not depicted doing that, he should be lambasted for exercising his human privilege over a disadvantaged animal. Since he did survive he should be arrested and charged with cruelty to animals and excessive force.

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I just had a ons off Hinge the other night, very beautiful girl with a tight body and awesome pussy. We were pretty drunk so the sex sucked.

What struck me is the she's most "millenial" girl I've ever banged. 27yo Mexican chick. I really wanted to start talking about my support for Trump but didn't want the rape accusation that could have come with that.

There was an edge about her that I'm not used to. At this point in the game I've come across many personality types and have learned to adapt to each quite well. She was the first one in a very long time where I've been caught off guard. At some points it was like talking to a robot, and writing this now I realize she was probably heavily dosed on psych meds.

She checked off so many red flags it was crazy. Career chick. Never wants kids. Terrible relationship with parents. Lives w 2 dogs. Talks about her dogs. Talked about exes. Meets up with fuckboy like me and bangs the first night raw.

I don't like the way it makes me feel. I'm no longer going for ons unless the chemistry is legitimately there, and I'm going to try to be more discriminating when it comes to damaged goods like these chicks. She was really hot though.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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It's like God gave man the Porsche. Then man gave the Porsche self driving technology. Then the Porsches proceeded to immediately run the Paris Dakar over and over again, and now we're flooded with beat-to-shit Porches with 500k on the clock.

God demands of Man responsibility. God demands of Woman vulnerability. These are their curse and blessing alike. Libertianism is to Man as Feminism is to Woman.
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(02-07-2019 12:15 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Fucking retards.

They should have released a new list of "achievements" and paid Bill Gates to link it to everyone's XBox accounts.

Eye in the sky: 50 Drone strike kills. 500 Gamerscore points.
The golden mule: Hike 20 miles in full kit. 200 Gamerscore points.

They would solve the recruitment problem and the obesity crisis in one stroke.

Spot on. Was just about to mention that they're doing well enough recruiting via FPS games.

I remember when the army started using Doom for training purposes... now they're training everyone without them even being aware that they're getting an education.
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The irony is that if you have more than a few braincells to rub together and you play any of these games on hard mode then the idea of doing it for real with one life and no save points isn't very appealing.

God demands of Man responsibility. God demands of Woman vulnerability. These are their curse and blessing alike. Libertianism is to Man as Feminism is to Woman.
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(02-08-2019 03:45 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  The irony is that if you have more than a few braincells to rub together and you play any of these games on hard mode then the idea of doing it for real with one life and no save points isn't very appealing.

Yeah, but the graphics is photorealistic though.
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Balls of steel.
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Balls of steel.

Reminds me of one of those Kong toys where you stuff food inside a container and the dog has to play with it until he gets the food out.

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Well now I know what it feels like to be a homo.

It's not what you think. My youngest boy convinced me to pretend to be a ghost using a bed sheet for what I presumed was a typical marco-polo based game. He'd gotten his older brother in on the act so I should have known something was up.

Anyway, before I know it my older son grabs me by the waist, sheet and all, and the younger little bugger starts beating me with a stick. A fucking blanket party, I shit you not. They thought it was hilarious. I thought it was hilariously painful.

At least they're learning teamwork.

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^^^ Now that's hilarious. I can imagine they thought themselves incredibly smart and laughed their collective asses off. Great Sunday morning coffee story.


Also that Mountain Lion was more like a kitten. Only 80lbs and probably near death by starvation. If that yogger was actually woke, he would have fed that poor kitty some of his vegan, gluten free soy snack he was carrying in his MEC running belt.

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(02-07-2019 11:27 PM)Veloce Wrote:  I just had a ons off Hinge the other night, very beautiful girl with a tight body and awesome pussy. We were pretty drunk so the sex sucked.

What struck me is the she's most "millenial" girl I've ever banged. 27yo Mexican chick. I really wanted to start talking about my support for Trump but didn't want the rape accusation that could have come with that.

There was an edge about her that I'm not used to. At this point in the game I've come across many personality types and have learned to adapt to each quite well. She was the first one in a very long time where I've been caught off guard. At some points it was like talking to a robot, and writing this now I realize she was probably heavily dosed on psych meds.

She checked off so many red flags it was crazy. Career chick. Never wants kids. Terrible relationship with parents. Lives w 2 dogs. Talks about her dogs. Talked about exes. Meets up with fuckboy like me and bangs the first night raw.

I don't like the way it makes me feel. I'm no longer going for ons unless the chemistry is legitimately there, and I'm going to try to be more discriminating when it comes to damaged goods like these chicks. She was really hot though.

This is the key point. I've recently talked about this with another forum member. The hotter a girl is the more shit you will overlook or hoops you will jump through (if shes super hot) to smash. Men are simple creatures

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Yup, and I've got another one lined up tonight. Either Hinge is 1000x better than Tinder or my SMV has gone up without me realizing. Or I just dialed in my profile.

In other humblebrag news...I really hate my job sometimes but there are still moments that make it all worth it. Last night I did another catering event for a billionaire. The lineup of wines was absolutely sick, probably 80k worth of wine for 30 guests, one bottle worth at least $2k and I got to drink about a full bottle's worth. Truth be told, I've had $75 burgundy that I enjoyed more but you gotta take advantage of these things when you can. And it's always fun to get some insight into the world of billionaires, as weird and eccentric as it is. I don't envy it, much. I can say with utmost certainty that typically, I eat better food and have fucked hotter girls than many billionaires WITHOUT paying. I have no doubts these dudes pass around the most stunning escorts Instagram has to offer.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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