100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday

[soup]

"Mom, you raised us to really be good people.. to go out and help people, and be the best we can be, and we wasn't... you didn't tell us about dicks."

 

[GameTheory]

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

Why the fuck did I just watch that? :-/

how bad is it ?

 

[speakeasy]

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

Why the fuck did I just watch that? :-/

how bad is it ?

No worse than 2 girl 1 cup. But if you can't handle seeing a 90+ woman spread eagle then don't watch. I've seen enough shock videos in my life to be mostly desensitized.

 

[philly22]

I'm extremely turned on

 

[Samseau]

If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.

Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.

Now think about what you can do.

Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.

Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).

Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.

I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.

I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.

I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.

If she invested $100 one-hundred years ago, she'd have nothing right now. It would have been wiped out after the stock crashes of 1929 and 1931.

Moreover, $100 back then is like $10,000 today.

 

[soup]

I realize that this woman is probably my soul mate.

When/if I turn 100, I'll be in that video. Just substitute dicks with "bitches"

Can dicks be sold on the stockmarket?

I think she'd be able to by 100 dicks or at the very least 1 dick for whatever money she was going to leave her family in that video.