18-year-old Girl Wants to Set Record for Longest Tongue

[aphelion]

What useless record. I thought Guiness was only for people for accomplished some feat not having a congenital deformity.

Most importantly, would bang.

World's tallest man, etc. is all GBWR stuff. Obviously this is a little more limited in scope, but it's something.

Anyway, she just has a funky tongue. As long as she didn't cut tendons or anything to get it that length, let her have her moment. I don't think this is garden variety attention whoring.

 

[Lochte]

Well, WB

And then WB in the throat

 

[Foolsgo1d]

Her and a couple of other well endowed butt-loving girls would be ideal to watch for a few minutes.

 

[kbell]

I thought the average tongue was longer than 4" if you included where it attaches. Its not quite clear from anatomy since a muscle called the stylogolus blocks the side view of where the tongue attaches. That licker looks 2" longer than normal.

The real important thing is, what sort of head can she give with that?

 

[Dusty]

That's not a tongue.

That's a....salad-tosser.

Eating booty: how to make a girl fall in love (NSFW)

 

[philosophical_recovery]

:wb2:
I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
...
...
...
...
- Where are you?

 

[Ingocnito]

Balls and ass in one swipe. Nice.

 

[YossariansRight]

This girl will be doing porn in no time, and her cuckold BF will still be with her and marry her.

I bet she's got offers pouring in as we type...

 

[Atlanta Man]

This girl will be doing porn in no time, and her cuckold BF will still be with her and marry her.

I hope she does porn soon. She has a visible tattoo so we know she makes bad decisions....

 

[YossariansRight]

:wb2:
I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
...
...
...
...
- Where are you?

"my little pony"? WTF?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ASOT]

Imagine the possibilities. She could suck your balls whilst she tongues your ass and jacks you off. If anyone has some data please make a data sheet on these.. lizards ?

I think her herb boyfriend has never even pondered such a thing.

 

[SirTimothy]

Imagine the possibilities. She could suck your balls whilst she tongues your ass and jacks you off. If anyone has some data please make a data sheet on these.. lizards ?

I think her herb boyfriend has never even pondered such a thing.

He probably pondered such things for about half a second, and then his male-feminist programming kicked in. He then felt guilty and quickly shoved those "misogynist" thoughts down into the corners of his mind and tried to pretend he never thought them.

 

[Dr. Howard]

I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
- Where are you?

Her user name on reddit is "Suxer"...t-minus to porn for sure.

 

[Swooper]

Huh, guess it would feel great to get a blowjob from a tongue that long. Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

 

[IvanDrago]

Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

No, not at all.

:whoa:

 

[MikeS]

Huh, guess it would feel great to get a blowjob from a tongue that long. Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

I sure as hell am.

 

[Oz.]

2/10

Would Not Let Her Toss My Salad

 

[Shrodax]

Is this girl the long-lost illegitimate daughter of Gene Simmons?

 

[Kristoph]

Jesus Fucking Christ that is truly repulsive, WNB.

 

[Avon Barksdale]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Repulsive