18-year-old Girl Wants to Set Record for Longest Tongue

[Dr. Howard]

Is this girl the long-lost illegitimate daughter of Gene Simmons?

do i also spy an engagement ring? or promise ring perhaps?

 

[Kristoph]

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Repulsive

Sorry bro I don't find reptiles attractive.

 

[Avon Barksdale]

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Repulsive

Sorry bro I don't find reptiles attractive.

I love Lizards

 

[Remington]

She could lick the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

[SirTimothy]

I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
- Where are you?

Her user name on reddit is "Suxer"...t-minus to porn for sure.

Actually, her Facebook says she doesn't have a reddit account. Must be an imposter.