19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot

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el mechanico said:
I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.
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is this beta?
 
Quintus Curtius

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el mechanico said:
I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.
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Reading this....just made my day.

I'm working on my article for ROK tomorrow right now, and paused for a break. And this...just...works for me right now.

Muito obrigado, cara..
 
runsonmagic

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Tuthmosis said:
el mechanico said:
I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.
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I hope you guys realize that whether this is true or not is one-million percent immaterial. It is one of the best paragraphs yet written in the English language. The fact that it was a Cutlass Supreme pushed into the stratosphere.
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Yeah, for real el mechanico -

:potd:


- that was like how every dude fantasizes it'll go if he gets in a fight.

I'm curious how you would up in that situation - what the backstory and other details are. Amazing stuff.
 
Lucario

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el mechanico said:
kinjutsu said:
@ el mechanico
So after you beat those 2 dudes she fucked you?!!
"Bitches be crazy"
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As sick as it sounds she begged me to fuck her. Pulled her pants down and bent over. It was her only way to avoid a ride in the ambulance. Smart move on her end.
This place was 100 acres and it was before cell phones and I took the car so she was left to clean up the mess she caused with no phone around for a mile or more. I'll see if I can dig a picture up.
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Should have just left her there after fucking her. Bitch needed to learn her lesson ... I would have just beaten her up too after fucking her. You don't take shit like that from anyone .

Mad respect BTW.
 
Cr33pin

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hwuzhere said:
Bumping for Cutlass Supreme post. The world needs to see it.
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Is the new boyfriend really a white knight though Tuth? He and the ex boyfriend may have had previous beef.

My version would be that the girl falls for the bad boy new boyfriend (see robbery and resisting arrest), the ex doesn't like it and does something to piss off the new guy.

New guy wants to get revenge, uses her as bait.
 
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Holy shit, RVF never ceases to amaze me.

One moment you're discussing the socio-economic implications of a coup d'etat in some African country and the next click you're reading about how el machanico was the original inspiration for GTA.
 
Kitsune

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This thread has it all.

Except the ending to el mech's story... where it turns out the girl got pregnant with his baby.

She called it Little Dark.
 
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Kitsune said:
This thread has it all.

Except the ending to el mech's story... where it turns out the girl got pregnant with his baby.

She called it Little Dark.
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Is it possible Little Dark wasn't a troll but, was trying to impress his unknown father who had knocked up his mother in the woods 2 decades ago?

Little Dark was looking for the father he never had, but deserved.
 
Ingocnito

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El Mech. That's great! Same color Cutlass was my first ride.. wasn't me bro. Haha. Glad you took it to them. I've had similar situations occur, but didn't get to that extreme. That's an old school white knight beat down right there. Respect.
 
Ingocnito

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In fact, I just caught my ex's new lamo BF stalking me in her Parent's fucking car. He was in the gym parking lot after I was done lifting and I spotted him, drove around the car to verify plates (Always record Plate #, make, & model of cars related to a bitch for future use if necessary..<< been doing last 10 years and it's helped more than once).

I did the 4 right turns to spot a tail routine, doubled back and approached his bitch ass. Wasn't looking to get a record because it was on a residential street, so people heard the screaming and came out of their houses. I filed a police report but didn't press charges since there was no way to absolutely prove it happened. I couldn't get phone video to load quick enough before the approach, so prepared to brawl instead. Otherwise he'd have a Menacing with Intent to Stalk charge from the prosecutor's office on his record. I let her dude know via the ex I filed a report, and he came to the gym apologizing kissing ass saying he was done and NOT to press charges. Yea yea.

Apparently she enlisted this dude (and fucked him for his duties for a few months) to track me down and find my new bitch's house. Eventually, I let my guard down a month later and they figured out where new girl lived. My ex went to her house with printed out texts proving I was nailing them both at same time for a few months, so new bitch dropped me. Cunts. This is what happens when you fuck crazy memorably well. Lesson learned, but my own fault ultimately for not being 100% on point.
 
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