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<blockquote data-quote="Rigsby" data-source="post: 1083499" data-attributes="member: 7361"><p>Well, one thing I learned from this thread is the fact that the Swedish Police and Interpol need to put out an Ay-Pee-Bee stat searching for an International Australian Criminal going under many names and having many disguises, but sometimes known as 'Leonard D Neubache' - known to shit post on several forums of note - known to use subterfuge to gain entry (not just the back doors, but they will do if nothing else available), and not above a little 'blacking up' to change the complexion of his otherwise no doubt reddened pasty tone due to his being out all day in the midday sun hunting rogue kangaroos. He's only half a hop away. </p><p></p><p>Sweden you have been warned!</p><p></p><p>Keystone Cops eat your heart out. </p><p></p><p>...</p><p></p><p>They say that Great Britain will not be cowed, that we will not change our stoic ways, but it seems to me like the terrorists have already won when I see photos like this today in the Daily Fail:</p><p></p><p><img src="https://s12.postimg.org/bwktn6fil/image.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>What really struck me about this image was the lack of shoulder width of the female cop. I'm assuming they, xir, xer, wtf, are female. No offense intended. This is a genuine question.</p><p></p><p>Now, I'm not familiar with the rifles they are packing but I have a very rough idea of the punch they will pack when fired. Assuming that they have to draw weapons quickly, they aren't going to be holding the thing in one hand and just spraying and praying. I imagine they will put the butt to their shoulder, firmly, and pull the trigger. </p><p></p><p>And this is where I have a problem with this photo. That young lady on the right, doesn't seem to have any shoulder to put the butt in to. She has a vest that is right on her shoulder joint, and she has a very skinny arm that doesn't look like it would take the recoil from a what 5.54mm round? I really don't know. So I'm just asking a casual question: what sort of kick would that weapon give? How hard would it need to be shouldered not to get and nasty recoil? And just where in the world is she going to put it? It seems to me if she puts it squarely on her vest, then that will be a little too close to her central body to be comfortable. You know what I mean - those of you that have fired rifles with a bit of a kick. You don't place the butt on your right tit - there is a comfortable place right between the shoulder joint that the butt actually slots in to by memory muscle when you practice doing it a few times.</p><p></p><p>The big fella on her right, of course, would have no problem at all, and notice how is vest is tucked in itself so he has that very joint position available. That young lady tries to fire that gun, it's either going to knock her over if she puts it on her right tit, or it will dislocate her shoulder if she puts it on her arm. The vest just makes it more awkward again.</p><p></p><p>Perhaps someone will know what I am talking about. Or just say that I'm wrong in my assumption. It's been a long time since I fired a weapon.</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, in other news, it seems like it's not just Leonard that has escaped the 'big zoo' down under. Paracelsus and AnonymousBosch have not been heard from in some time either. </p><p></p><p>Jesus Christ Sweden, you really have no idea of the sheer carnage that awaits you, do you? </p><p></p><p>[Females in Sweden at this point having a massive cat-fight to enroll in the Swedish Police Force - He's mine, NOO.. He's miine... Bitch.. I was fucking first, back of the queue - We'll track 'em down. "Lenny is mine, hands off" cried another - "I want Bosch" wailed the really big one - "I've always thought Paracelsus was a little misunderstood" chirped the sensitive one - like I said, sheer carnage.]</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Breaker Breaker. Charlie Foxtrot. Charlie Foxtrot. Do you read me over?"</p><p></p><p>'Affirmative Big Bear, we hear you'.</p><p></p><p>"There has been a major disturbance near a refugee centre on the outskirts of Malmo - nothing to worry your little pretty pink feathers over, but could you send a few female officers down there to check it out?"</p><p></p><p>'Will Lenny be there?'</p><p></p><p>"Negative Big Bear, whereabouts of the fugitive Leonard D Neubache, unknown at this present time".</p><p></p><p>'Oh shit, then you go girl, I'll just stay here and chew my Skol'</p><p></p><p>'Affirmative Big Bear, we will send someone over to deal with the situation'</p><p></p><p>"Ten Four Charlie Foxtrot. Over and Out"</p><p></p><p>20 minutes later. Scene of crime:</p><p></p><p>A Skoda with a flat tire. But no one around to witness what is about to happen next.</p><p></p><p>"G'day Sheilas, Heeeere's Lenny! And say hello to my leetle friends Bosch and Para!"</p><p></p><p>'Wait till I tell the girl's back in the station about this, they'll be so jelly'</p><p></p><p>'Lenny, can we take a couple of selfies just to show it really was you that attacked us?'</p><p></p><p>"Sure sport, knock yourself out"</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man can dream can't he?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rigsby, post: 1083499, member: 7361"] Well, one thing I learned from this thread is the fact that the Swedish Police and Interpol need to put out an Ay-Pee-Bee stat searching for an International Australian Criminal going under many names and having many disguises, but sometimes known as 'Leonard D Neubache' - known to shit post on several forums of note - known to use subterfuge to gain entry (not just the back doors, but they will do if nothing else available), and not above a little 'blacking up' to change the complexion of his otherwise no doubt reddened pasty tone due to his being out all day in the midday sun hunting rogue kangaroos. He's only half a hop away. Sweden you have been warned! Keystone Cops eat your heart out. ... They say that Great Britain will not be cowed, that we will not change our stoic ways, but it seems to me like the terrorists have already won when I see photos like this today in the Daily Fail: [img]https://s12.postimg.org/bwktn6fil/image.jpg[/img] What really struck me about this image was the lack of shoulder width of the female cop. I'm assuming they, xir, xer, wtf, are female. No offense intended. This is a genuine question. Now, I'm not familiar with the rifles they are packing but I have a very rough idea of the punch they will pack when fired. Assuming that they have to draw weapons quickly, they aren't going to be holding the thing in one hand and just spraying and praying. I imagine they will put the butt to their shoulder, firmly, and pull the trigger. And this is where I have a problem with this photo. That young lady on the right, doesn't seem to have any shoulder to put the butt in to. She has a vest that is right on her shoulder joint, and she has a very skinny arm that doesn't look like it would take the recoil from a what 5.54mm round? I really don't know. So I'm just asking a casual question: what sort of kick would that weapon give? How hard would it need to be shouldered not to get and nasty recoil? And just where in the world is she going to put it? It seems to me if she puts it squarely on her vest, then that will be a little too close to her central body to be comfortable. You know what I mean - those of you that have fired rifles with a bit of a kick. You don't place the butt on your right tit - there is a comfortable place right between the shoulder joint that the butt actually slots in to by memory muscle when you practice doing it a few times. The big fella on her right, of course, would have no problem at all, and notice how is vest is tucked in itself so he has that very joint position available. That young lady tries to fire that gun, it's either going to knock her over if she puts it on her right tit, or it will dislocate her shoulder if she puts it on her arm. The vest just makes it more awkward again. Perhaps someone will know what I am talking about. Or just say that I'm wrong in my assumption. It's been a long time since I fired a weapon. Meanwhile, in other news, it seems like it's not just Leonard that has escaped the 'big zoo' down under. Paracelsus and AnonymousBosch have not been heard from in some time either. Jesus Christ Sweden, you really have no idea of the sheer carnage that awaits you, do you? [Females in Sweden at this point having a massive cat-fight to enroll in the Swedish Police Force - He's mine, NOO.. He's miine... Bitch.. I was fucking first, back of the queue - We'll track 'em down. "Lenny is mine, hands off" cried another - "I want Bosch" wailed the really big one - "I've always thought Paracelsus was a little misunderstood" chirped the sensitive one - like I said, sheer carnage.] "Breaker Breaker. Charlie Foxtrot. Charlie Foxtrot. Do you read me over?" 'Affirmative Big Bear, we hear you'. "There has been a major disturbance near a refugee centre on the outskirts of Malmo - nothing to worry your little pretty pink feathers over, but could you send a few female officers down there to check it out?" 'Will Lenny be there?' "Negative Big Bear, whereabouts of the fugitive Leonard D Neubache, unknown at this present time". 'Oh shit, then you go girl, I'll just stay here and chew my Skol' 'Affirmative Big Bear, we will send someone over to deal with the situation' "Ten Four Charlie Foxtrot. Over and Out" 20 minutes later. Scene of crime: A Skoda with a flat tire. But no one around to witness what is about to happen next. "G'day Sheilas, Heeeere's Lenny! And say hello to my leetle friends Bosch and Para!" 'Wait till I tell the girl's back in the station about this, they'll be so jelly' 'Lenny, can we take a couple of selfies just to show it really was you that attacked us?' "Sure sport, knock yourself out" A man can dream can't he? [/QUOTE]
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