A World of Suck - When You Live to Serve a Woman

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Owl
Other Christian
Gold Member
Grodin said:
That's the look of a man who has absolutely no options.

Solitude is an option.
Even death is an option as opposed to that.

Cripes. Which circle of Dante's hell is that supposed to be...

About the only amusing part of that photo is the expression on the youngest infants face, makes it appear the baby is the only rational one in the family.

"Wait what? I got born for this shit...?"
 

cascadecombo

Ostrich
PapayaTapper said:
Wait...dude actually had sex with that?

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He did indeed, at least twice.

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I can only imagine this to be his inner dialogue.
 
Just wanted to correct something from the article:

They didn't start trying right away. First, she had to persuade Phillip to reembrace the prospect of parenthood. Then she had to find a job, recover from a concussion she'd suffered after a fall colliding with The Wall, and mourn the passing of their 14-year-old dog, Riley, who had comforted her during so many despondent moments.

Also, look closely at this fucker's face:

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Look at that nose and look at those cheeks. This guy drinks, and drinks heavily. That's how he copes. Blots it all out. Not the best strategy, obviously, but who can blame him?

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Finally, OP's deliciously ironic coda to this horrorshow deserves repeating:

HankMoody said:
I'll be sipping scotch for lunch and planning my next vacation, wishing I had this guy's life and pondering the reasons why I need feminism.

Fucking brutal. :biggrin:
 

CRR

Kingfisher
I showed this to a friend not too long ago, and he reminded me how she looked a lot like a woman a mutual friend set me up with. I had forgotten about it, for obvious reasons, and needless to say I'm no longer friends with the mutual friend, also for obvious reasons.
 

H1N1

Ostrich
Gold Member
^ Pixelated combat sun hat, attention-seeking hashtag activism style placard, and the ridiculous, undignified need to post badly-posed pictures of himself looking tough on the internet - this guy will be lucky to stand guard over his weetabix. The Jenner creature would slap the piss out of him.
 

Hermetic Seal

Pelican
Orthodox
Gold Member
I don't have much to add that other posters haven't said, but the guy in the OP's article looks like one of Snow White's dwarves.

Also, Emmeline is a nice name, but what sort of lunatic names their kid "Millicent?" Sounds like the name of a stiletto-wear, whip-cracking villainess in a fantasy novel or something like that. I feel bad for those girls, they'd probably grow up to be halfway pretty if their hambeast of a mother wasn't planning to raise them on a diet of frozen TV dinners and sugary garbage.
 

la bodhisattva

Kingfisher
H1N1 said:
^ Pixelated combat sun hat, attention-seeking hashtag activism style placard, and the ridiculous, undignified need to post badly-posed pictures of himself looking tough on the internet - this guy will be lucky to stand guard over his weetabix. The Jenner creature would slap the piss out of him.

The boy's shoulders betray the badass persona his military hat, sunglasses, and facial hair attempts to show.
 

Dutch_pride

Pigeon
14 years ago, when he married her she must have looked like marriage-material. But she let herself go, sick or not. It's just an excuse.

The worst thing is: There are million of cases like this. Women who look good at their weddingday and 10 years later look like godzilla.

If the resolution of the picture was higher you could zoom onto his eyeballs. Then we could see what he really wanted to say: "help me, please help me".
 

Jean Valjean

 
Banned
doc holliday said:
Tell your buddy eventually he can divorce this bitch and if she makes more than him, she'll be paying him alimony and because she's never around, he stands a decent chance of getting custody and some child support. At worst he'll get joint custody so she'll need to choose between her kids and her job if she wants to ever see her kids. He would then get some free time to go out and smash some strange with you. Dumb career bitches.

I was wondering about this. Who has a better chance of getting custody in a divorce: (1) a guy who works hard to support his family, but then gets cheated on by his housewife and divorced by her because she wants to be able to devote herself to riding the carousel in the (formerly) marital home; or (2) a guy who gets fired from his job and divorced by his wife because she thinks he's lazy and a loser?

The second guy is able to stay home with the kids because he has no job, so does that make him more likely to get custody? If so, it makes me wonder: why bother, as a man, having your shit together and keeping it together? The more you have, the more your wife can take from you. If you have nothing, then her only reason to leave is if there's some other guy who can give her more than what you have to offer. But losing the kids might be more of a sacrifice than she's willing to make in order to jump ship. (Also, even if she could get the kids, as a single mom, she'd have a harder time snagging some new beta bux; on the other hand, if she could divorce a responsible breadwinner and collect child support and the marital home from him, that would free her to bang alphas.)

I was thinking about this lately with regard to Adam Mark Smith, the million dollar cup of water guy. People were commenting that his wife should've left him and taken the kids, because it was irresponsible of him to put his career in jeopardy by putting a video on YouTube of his urging a Chick-Fil-A worker to go work for a less homophobic employer. But, since he lost his job, that relegated him to loser status which, while it might give his wife more of a reason to leave him, could also make her lose the kids in a divorce, if he has become their primary caregiver.

More and more, it seems like being a loser isn't such a bad idea for a man. With all these benefits like free universal healthcare, and free college for your kids, why bother earning any money to pay your own way and that of your family? It just means you're going to be the chump who's subsidizing someone else's family, rather than the guy who sits back and enjoys the benefits of the welfare state.

As Adam Mark Smith found out, you also lose your ability to speak freely when you have a job. So there's just one disadvantage after another to having a job. It's starting to seem like the only reason to work is if you actually like your job enough that it's worth everything you have to give up in order to be employed. If you decide not to work, though, there's always some way that you can spin your choice to sound admirable, e.g., "I decided that spending time with my kids and fighting for social justice were more important than wasting my life toiling in an office to make the 1% richer. YOLO."
 

Rigsby

Pelican
Gold Member
Jean, I've noticed you do this a few times now. I've even replied to you myself with no reply from you to my posts. That's ok. I often don't check back over old threads myself.

I'm curious. Do you just have all these ideas in your head then dig out old RVF posts that correspond to them, or do you dig through old RVF posts and pick out the ones that interest you and respond to them? Nothing wrong with either of course.

Roosh has a good policy of not starting new threads about the same subject. He tells people to always do a search before starting a new thread. I think the forum is much better for that, even if the old threads are sometimes years old. I sometimes dig up the old thread myself here and there. Many other members find it very valuable as well, saying 'oh thank you for bringing this thread to my attention - don't know how I missed it'. We are original thinkers here at RVF for sure, but even so, there was probably another original thinker before us that had the idea, and made a thread about it. So I applaud your ability to use the search function.

It's just that a lot of these posts you are responding to are like at least a year or two old. Again, nothing wrong with that. But you never seem to start off where the old thread comments end. And in light of that, I'm wondering if you shouldn't just start a new thread altogether again. It's not against the law.

Perhaps you could shed some light on your way of posting. I am genuinely curious. I had noticed it before a week or two back. More often than not when an old thread is necro'd it is you that has necro'd it, and even when people respond to you (as I have) you don't seem to follow up.

I'm probably the biggest offender with not reading old threads and responding to people. Apologies if so. You can always hit me up via PM and draw my attention to any post that needs it. But I imagine most people are just thinking 'no, don't wake it - let it sleep!'.

Any insight at all would be appreciated Jean, and feel free to ask as much of me again for being so impertinent.

cheers.
 

Paracelsus

Crow
Gold Member
Jean Valjean said:
More and more, it seems like being a loser isn't such a bad idea for a man. With all these benefits like free universal healthcare, and free college for your kids, why bother earning any money to pay your own way and that of your family? It just means you're going to be the chump who's subsidizing someone else's family, rather than the guy who sits back and enjoys the benefits of the welfare state.

Yes, we've heard the Enjoy The Decline argument before.

The counter-argument is this: as a white male you're going to be held as the blame for all this shit anyway, so it's rather stupid to turn yourself into a sitting target with zero resources when the leftist herds finally do a Martin Niemoller and come for your head.
 
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