Aliens and space
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soup said:Would you bang ?
SVK said:
One bitch you don't want a blowjob from, for sure...
Space flags- it's the RVF of the year 3000.
All the women of planet Earth have evolved into obese creatures, and a woman president freaked out on her period and launched a nuclear bomb that caused mutations. The mutated obese women migrated to sea where they can live out there lives in peace. The mutations caused flippers, so they literally have become whale creatures. But, they are violently hungry and have eaten all the real whales.
Men, still bound by our need for pussy, seek it out in the nether regions of space. It's the guy version of Barbarella. We are Predator, but instead of killing, we look for things that resemble hot girls.
We have all this technology in our armor- "The Cube" is a 3D-hologram that comes out of our gauntlet.
All the women of planet Earth have evolved into obese creatures, and a woman president freaked out on her period and launched a nuclear bomb that caused mutations. The mutated obese women migrated to sea where they can live out there lives in peace. The mutations caused flippers, so they literally have become whale creatures. But, they are violently hungry and have eaten all the real whales.
Men, still bound by our need for pussy, seek it out in the nether regions of space. It's the guy version of Barbarella. We are Predator, but instead of killing, we look for things that resemble hot girls.
We have all this technology in our armor- "The Cube" is a 3D-hologram that comes out of our gauntlet.
Lol. Supposedly there's a lot of Nordic looking blondes on other planets, for those with blonde fetishes.soup said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens
My reasoning that it doesn't really matter whether aliens exist is that, by the virtue of constraints that speed of light places upon traveling the enormous distances involved, any alien civilization with sufficient technology to reach us would be so infinitely more advanced than ours that any interaction would be pointless and entirely at their whim.
Stephen Hawking game trumps all.soup said:
Dude cannot move. Cannot speak. Looks like a science fair experiment. Still lands a pretty decent chick.
But there are guys who don't get laid and blame their height, looks, money, race, city. I want to see them try and complain to Steve and listen to his robot voice answer: Geeettt...the fuck... out of... heeerrrre... youuu... little nonce.
Rah
Woodpecker
I think there's very likely other civilizations out there. But most likely they die out to catastrophic natural disasters before they ever figure out the enormous problem of how to travel millions of light years to find anyone else. If SETI ever did detect some kind of intelligent alien communication, odds are everyone in that civilization has been dead for a million years.
Should have posted this yesterday:
An interesting pattern of radio signal bursts has been detected from space:
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic...nd-in-enigmatic-radio-bursts-but-its-not-e-t/
An interesting pattern of radio signal bursts has been detected from space:
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic...nd-in-enigmatic-radio-bursts-but-its-not-e-t/
And now for the boring part (math):
catoblepa
Woodpecker
usually I'm skeptic but I doubt that thing that crashed at Roswell was just a weather balloon, there's like more than 300 witnesses accounts being collected over the years claiming an alien involvement and the military raised a huge stink about the whole story.
also for some reason I find the accounts of Bob Lazar somehow believable for the simple reason that the guy sounds like he could be injected with half a gallon of truth serum and he would say the same things.
the Puma Punku site is also fascinating, it's hard to believe they moved those enormous stone blocks with just wood rolls and worked them so accurately with just copper tools.
also for some reason I find the accounts of Bob Lazar somehow believable for the simple reason that the guy sounds like he could be injected with half a gallon of truth serum and he would say the same things.
the Puma Punku site is also fascinating, it's hard to believe they moved those enormous stone blocks with just wood rolls and worked them so accurately with just copper tools.
Space is so stupendously big that even if the universe was teeming with intelligent life at similar or higher stages of technological development than ours, the distances are so vast that civilizations might live and die long before their communication signals reach their nearest neighbors at mere light speed.
Around 100,000 years for light just to cross the Milky Way, which is a relatively small galaxy. 200,000 years to the nearest galaxy to the Milky Way. 2.9 million years to the Andromeda galaxy.
And at least an estimated 100 million galaxies in the observable universe - 13.8 billion light years to the edge from our tiny rock.
Even if FTL travel is possible, the odds of actually encountering another species seem minuscule, even if they should happen to exist by the hundreds or thousands in every galaxy.
Around 100,000 years for light just to cross the Milky Way, which is a relatively small galaxy. 200,000 years to the nearest galaxy to the Milky Way. 2.9 million years to the Andromeda galaxy.
And at least an estimated 100 million galaxies in the observable universe - 13.8 billion light years to the edge from our tiny rock.
Even if FTL travel is possible, the odds of actually encountering another species seem minuscule, even if they should happen to exist by the hundreds or thousands in every galaxy.
I believe there is likely life somewhere in the universe.
But the idea that alien spaceships come here and secretly mess with us is too hilarious to believe.
Imagine they flew light-years across the galaxy to come here and their plan was:
"OK so we'll abduct this drunk driver and put shit up her butt, then leave her snug in her bed and NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HER!"
But the idea that alien spaceships come here and secretly mess with us is too hilarious to believe.
Imagine they flew light-years across the galaxy to come here and their plan was:
"OK so we'll abduct this drunk driver and put shit up her butt, then leave her snug in her bed and NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HER!"
Thomas More
Hummingbird
He's probably pretty short with no legs. He needs to grow a foot or two.Cr33pin said:Give that dude a hand......or twoSVK said:QFT. Also this guy, Nick Vujicic, must have mad game, dude has no arms or legs and lands a hottie:
Lucario
Woodpecker
A pic of this guy should get posted in those height threads..I mean guys who are 5'0+ complain of having it hard in dating...howRoastBeefCurtains4Me said:He's probably pretty short with no legs. He needs to grow a foot or two.Cr33pin said:Give that dude a hand......or twoSVK said:QFT. Also this guy, Nick Vujicic, must have mad game, dude has no arms or legs and lands a hottie:
hard did Nick have it in dating...IN AUSTRALIA..a place that is way worst for getting laid for men than even America.
Still lands a hottie...meanwhile we see average to tall guys in Australia banging/marrying beachballs
I've encountered this a bit actually, seeing hot chicks with disabled dudes.Lucario said:
No disrespect intended to those suffering from a disability/disease, but for women, it must appeal to their nurturing side as equally as it does to their attention whoring ways when they shack up with these men.
It’s instinctual to look in the direction of someone with a disability, as much as it is to feel sympathy, so when they’re acknowledged as the wife/caregiver, it’s as if they’re basking in a type of martyrdom - a walking Facebook post if you will, collecting their inevitable “likes” along the way, day-in, day-out.