American Girls Be Like

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Veloce

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Haha, man I figured this thread would have fizzled out by now. I mean there's only so much creative juice that can flow through a given thread.

You guys proved me wrong.
 

Rigsby

Pelican
Gold Member
American girls are so far wrapped up in their own bubble, that they are in danger of becoming their own xmas presents this end of year's festivities.

They are insular. I know this has been said, but it needs to be repeated.

They have a circle jerk of friends for self-aggrandisement. They revel in their own ignorance.
They are spiteful in groups, and loners are frowned on.

They think they are the bee's knees. But they are more like the mut's nuts.

Men from all over the world have a choice.

Mmm. let me see:

Mongolian women?
Not my type, but they don't talk too much. Good cheekbones. Know their place. Good at warming milk.
Rating: 6/10.

French women?
Fucking arrogant. But fucking hot. Let's face it, these bitches know how to dress to impress, and nothing less will do.
Rating: 7/10.

Australian women?
Fucking g'day Sheila! Say that to one and you soon find out which side her funny bone resides. If you are smaller than her, expect a swift, debilitating knock to the nuts, if you can have her, she'll swoon and be eternally yours.
Rating: 8/10.

English women?
Wouldn't it be nice to know? If they aren't working hard for a crust like a slave, they'll be scamming. Best avoided.
Rating: 5/10.

Japanese women?
Quirky. Kinki Nippon - that's the train station you'll be picking them up from. They might have small houses, but they don't have small personalities. When they love you, they love you to death.
Rating: 9/10.

I could go on, but let's face it, who am I kidding?


American girls?

There is a big wide world out there.

It's almost like watching a species about to become extinct.
 

Dusty

Owl
Gold Member
Rigsby said:
American girls are so far wrapped up in their own bubble, that they are in danger of becoming their own xmas presents this end of year's festivities.

They are insular. I know this has been said, but it needs to be repeated.

They have a circle jerk of friends for self-aggrandisement. They revel in their own ignorance.
They are spiteful in groups, and loners are frowned on.

They think they are the bee's knees. But they are more like the mut's nuts.

I'd like to coin a new phrase. Declarers of Greatness. Or DoGs™ for short.

DoGs are these women who go around declaring how great or awesome they are.
 

Rigsby

Pelican
Gold Member
Don't get me wrong. I want to like them!

Even if it is just as a friend.

You only have to look at the porn being shot today to see their faux bullshit attitude. Oh yes, oh yeah.

Get the fuck out of here.


It's a shame really, because they have a lot to offer.

But they can't quite overcome that little chip.


They need to take a step back. Listen to their brothers/fathers whatevers.


After they have starred in that film of them sucking that big black cock (one of my favourites btw) they then need to ask themselves, how will others see me?

I love to see them acting like little sluts. Don't get me wrong. But would I want to marry one? I don't think so. Fucking American women have so much to offer. So much. And they cheapen themselves. They are nearly as bad as British women.
 

POASTER

 
Banned
American MILLENNIAL girls be like:

Wow. Just wow.

Is this even a THING?

Creeeperrrrrr

I can't! I just can't!

Really?!

OMG OMG OMG

I HEART you

So shady.

I can't even

That was awkward.

Super cuuuuuteeee

I. Write. Like. This. For. Increased. Drama.
 

Suits

 
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NY Digital said:
Just registered the domain:

Hey, NY Digital. The editor-in-chief over at Jezebel called me this morning and told me that it's time for you man up and make good use of this domain.

I'm thinking that you can just link it to a blog with all the images from this thread.

That would be kick ass.
 
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