American woman's 72-point dating checklist

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Private Man

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As a middle-aged dude, I can attest to the fact that women actually get more picky as they age and utterly lack the knowledge that men are the gatekeepers to commitment.
 

Timoteo

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Basically, she wants a man that will keep himself looking tight, no matter how sloppy she lets herself get. She wants a man that will tolerate any and everything she throws at him, no matter what. She wants a lifelong yes-man, who she will promptly get bored with and proclaim not good enough.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

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Had this woman not written the book and article and made herself a media celebrity, she would not be on anyone's radar.

She's not even close to being good looking, yet she's not like those frightening women we mock in the online-hamster thread. She's completely invisible, to me anyway, the kind of woman you see in the office but never quite "notice."

I agree that in no sane society would this woman be "celebrated," but this is no longer a sane society. Anyone who wants to date one of these shrews gets what he deserves. We should do some kind of betting system on their divorce and guess how badly her balding Beta boy (see the Heartiste post) will get taken for everything.
 

Cincinnatus

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kenny_powers said:
I can't decide who I hate more...her or the chump that married her?

Hate the chump.

Somebody around here has, or used to have, a signature along the lines of "Feminism is a sixty year shit test men have constantly been failing."

If most men were not chumps and losers willing to put up with this kind of shit, shit like this would be a non-issue.
 

kenny_powers

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MSW2007 said:
kenny_powers said:
I can't decide who I hate more...her or the chump that married her?

Hate the chump.

Somebody around here has, or used to have, a signature along the lines of "Feminism is a sixty year shit test men have constantly been failing."

If most men were not chumps and losers willing to put up with this kind of shit, shit like this would be a non-issue.

You are right MSW. It is guys like him that create women like her. She can ride the cock carousel well past her prime, brag about it in books, online etc...A guy like this beta provider chump is there to take care of her dusty shriveled womb on her decline to death. What a fucking piece of shit.

Why is she like this? Why does anybody do anything? Because they can! Thanks a lot beta chump.
 

Blaster

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Soma said:
Maybe I didn't make this clear enough: she found and married a guy who (she claims) met her requirements. In no country with sane socio-sexual dynamics should that occur.

Of course she believes he met every requirement. The average hamster on a woman of her age and body type can churn out 72 rationalizations faster than Usain Bolt can run 100 meters.
 

GameTheory

 
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kenny_powers said:
Soma said:
kenny_powers said:
Here is a link with a photo of the lucky guy who got to marry her:
http://blogs.wsj.com/juggle/2013/01/16/all-you-need-is-data-driven-love/

Ah, I didn't make the connection. Roissy/Heartiste posted about them a week ago.

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6. Head hair: Curly and dark. As a teenager, I’d spent multiple summers at Olin-Sang-Ruby, a Jewish overnight camp in Wisconsin. Every year, there was a delegation from Israel, and invariably they were all cute. My first kiss was with one of those olive-complected, curly-haired Israelis, and I’ve been attracted to that type ever since. But I also have another, less obvious type: stylish balding with high-end glasses. (No male-pattern balding in the back. No surprise balding that’s obscured with a baseball or other hat.) On TV and movies, they tended to play the supersmart, if slightly nebbishy, lawyers and doctors: Evan Handler, Jeffrey Tambor, Stanley Tucci. My astronomy professor in college looked just like Stanley Tucci. He was from the East Coast, had a bit of an accent, and wore glasses. He was wickedly smart, had a dark sense of humor, and was incredibly sexy.

maybe this dork is a closet gay dude who is feeling the heat from his mom and/or dad about being a middle-aged guy who is not married and not producing grandkids, so he married this bitch so he can use her as cover?

39. Mac person preferred over PC person.


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Cincinnatus

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Must be unflappably dependable. He should never forget dates and can’t flake out on our plans. If he says something, he should mean it and follow through.

I wonder how many chumps this ugly slut has flaked out on over the years.

:hamster: :carousel:
 

Timoteo

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MSW2007 said:
Must be unflappably dependable. He should never forget dates and can’t flake out on our plans. If he says something, he should mean it and follow through.

I wonder how many chumps this ugly slut has flaked out on over the years.

:hamster: :carousel:

I wonder how many of her demands are based on behavior she exhibited, and doesn't want to boomerang back on her.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

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Wait a minute. This woman is 38 years old?!?!?! She looks 48. And on top of that she wants to start a family. So she's going to have her first kid, when? 42-43 considering they'll want a few years as newlyweds together.

This guy who married her may as well have put himself in prison. Commenters are already calling him George Costanza.

Granted he's not a model type. But with some style lessons (pun intended) he could be made to look and seem a bit like Neil Strauss. Looking at him, if he shaved the head, grew out a goatee, got better glasses and buffed up a bit, he could easily pull women ten years younger. Especially considering he's got a decent career.

This is the type of man we failed to reach, but if he ends up here a broken divorcee, well, let's not say "TOLD YOU SO" too loud.
 

Timoteo

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Days of Broken Arrows said:
Wait a minute. This woman is 38 years old?!?!?! She looks 48. And on top of that she wants to start a family. So she's going to have her first kid, when? 42-43 considering they'll want a few years as newlyweds together.

That's just it...these kind of chicks, the ones with only a few ticks left in the clock, don't want to wait. They'll want to get going on trying to get pregnant on the wedding night.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

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True, but the problem is that after pregnancy even nice looking women tend to nosedive lookswise. With a woman like this, I seriously wonder if that guy had some issues. Even guys among us who totally lack game can see "the wall," esp. after two kids.

As Kramer once said regarding marriage: "They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time! You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there..."



Timoteo said:
Days of Broken Arrows said:
Wait a minute. This woman is 38 years old?!?!?! She looks 48. And on top of that she wants to start a family. So she's going to have her first kid, when? 42-43 considering they'll want a few years as newlyweds together.

That's just it...these kind of chicks, the ones with only a few ticks left in the clock, don't want to wait. They'll want to get going on trying to get pregnant on the wedding night.
 

Timoteo

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Days of Broken Arrows said:
True, but the problem is that after pregnancy even nice looking women tend to nosedive lookswise. With a woman like this, I seriously wonder if that guy had some issues. Even guys among us who totally lack game can see "the wall," esp. after two kids.

As Kramer once said regarding marriage: "They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time! You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there..."



Timoteo said:
Days of Broken Arrows said:
Wait a minute. This woman is 38 years old?!?!?! She looks 48. And on top of that she wants to start a family. So she's going to have her first kid, when? 42-43 considering they'll want a few years as newlyweds together.

That's just it...these kind of chicks, the ones with only a few ticks left in the clock, don't want to wait. They'll want to get going on trying to get pregnant on the wedding night.

You figure that if this guy married her, he's all in. It was one of her major requirements, that the dude want kids. Knowing her age, he'd have to know that they'd be getting started immediately. And considering what she already looks like, again, he must be okay with her getting even sloppier IF she can have kids. He must really want to be a dad, and think he can't do better. Otherwise, I can't see why he'd marry this broad.
 

Soma

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Another pic of the lovely couple:

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He's going to have to work pretty hard to "weigh at least 20 pounds more than [her] at all times".
 

Timoteo

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Soma said:
Another pic of the lovely couple:

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He's going to have to work pretty hard to "weigh at least 20 pounds more than [her] at all times".

Yep. That's her way of guaranteeing that her man won't be better looking and more fit than she is. She won't feel threatened that another woman will want him. If I'M fat, I want you to be fat too.
 

RossTan

 
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You guys are missing the point! SHE HAS MONEY! Most likely MORE money than the dude that married her. :) If there IS a divorce...it's PAYDAY for him! If I was a lazy man, I'd get with her! Like Kevin Federline to Britney Spears, style. :p
 
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