Anti-SJW Startup Ideas

Castelnau

Kingfisher
Think of this thread as Shark Tank. Post your pitches for a company that will take advantage of the current woke cultural revolution.


Crisis = Opportunity

Scott Adams is already brainstorming this. Deprogram your kids brainwashed with liberal propaganda at public schools.

My ideas

Company that will have trained experts come to your aid when you're attacked by a online mob. I'll post a more write-up later.

Obviously any anti-sjw startup idea will be met with attempts at sabotage by the left such as what Gab is going through but I think with the amount of pain the left is inflicting on a unsuspecting population some kind of solution offered by the free market is inevitable.
 
Have a classical education book club. A lot of people want to have read the great classics, but don't have a good plan to do so and could use some commentary as to what they should be looking for in each book. Basically, take the best dozen or two books from Western civilization and send them out every month or two along with an intelligent page or two of what is important about the work. Could use a website for advertising, but how could anyone shut it down? Include books the people of tolerance and diversity want to burn.

Create and sell a good, effective, easy to use internet management tools for parents so they can manage how much internet their kids use, when they use it, and what they visit. There are some attempts at this like the Kibosh Filter and others, but none of them can limit the total time per day, send you an alert if they try to get to objectionable material. Blocking porn is a priority, but that is not the only bad thing out there. Bonus to have a list of sold-out news outlets and forums the parents could black list so their kids do not self-radicalize into SJWs. Also, have a grown-up mode that cuts off internet after so much time each day. Maybe it could be over-ridden, but it reminds people to put the phone down and get a life.

Create an anti-modern / post-modern worldview curriculum for Sunday schools, home schools, etc.

Create a patriotic comic book series that counter the whole woke thing. Tell the truth about the founding of the country, the truth about the crusades, etc.

Create a middle-man company that lists things for sell, then passes the buyer onto to the manufacturer, and the manufacture ships directly. Kill Amazon.

Create something like a fit-bit, except it tracks their time wasted each day. Motivates people to put down the damn phone and get a life.

Find a job market where employers expect a college education, and then train motivated students to do the work well in 6 - 12 months. Hire an idiot who racked up huge debt at a party school being radicalized for 5 years, or hire someone from XYZ academy who can hit the ground running? Kids start life with no debt and a good career and skip the SJW indoctrination.

Create a website that points people in the right direction to repair shops that can repair their consumer items. Local if possible, but by postal service if need be. Get a commission for referrals or charge per month to be listed. In this way, if some shop is good at repairing LG TVs, another one is good at fixing blenders, another is good at fixing stereos, etc., they could have nationwide reach. Stop throwing money at China and throwing broken items into landfills. It would turn people from being consumers to being owners.

Get an RV, or something like that, and travel rural America to make a catalog of areas that 1) are highly conservative, 2) have affordable land, and 3) have some industry or prospects for employment. Include practical stuff, like how far to a grocery store. It is likely to be swallowed up by a growing metropolis, what are the people like, any crime problems, etc. Idea is people could read the profiles and develop a short list of where to try to move. People have asked for such advice here, but responses are spotty.

There are dojos to learn self defense. But a bigger threat than a band of ninjas might be societal collapse, the way things are going. How about pioneer centers where city folk could learn how to become self-sufficient? Teach people how to start fires, chop wood, cook over a fire, prepare food with minimal ingredients, how to build shelters, grind corn and wheat, collect and purify water, mend clothes, sharpen and use axes and saws, how to clean small game, how to preserve food, how to hunt, how to garden, how to do laundry with no electricity, etc.

Along with the above, have summer camps for kids along the same lines.

This one would have SJW's as customers. Create the Diversity Corps. Have young white liberals pay you to relocate them into un-diverse areas of the world. You know, to strengthen those areas, since diversity is strength. Get them out of the country and into the third world until their idealism is ran over by reality. Would make life better for us and for them in the long run.
 

Dr Mantis Toboggan

Kingfisher
Gold Member
Think of this thread as Shark Tank. Post your pitches for a company that will take advantage of the current woke cultural revolution.


Crisis = Opportunity

Scott Adams is already brainstorming this. Deprogram your kids brainwashed with liberal propaganda at public schools.

My ideas

Company that will have trained experts come to your aid when you're attacked by a online mob. I'll post a more write-up later.

Obviously any anti-sjw startup idea will be met with attempts at sabotage by the left such as what Gab is going through but I think with the amount of pain the left is inflicting on a unsuspecting population some kind of solution offered by the free market is inevitable.

Why not just spend the thousands of dollars per year this would presumably cost to send your kids to a Christian school in the first place?
 

Stadtaffe

Woodpecker
Gold Member
An über style taxi app or even phone numbers directory where you can specify the nationality of the driver may be helpful in some places.

Would be necessary to think up a subtle way of implementing it so that it were actually legal or at least only in a grey zone.
 

username

Ostrich
Gold Member
An über style taxi app or even phone numbers directory where you can specify the nationality of the driver may be helpful in some places.

Would be necessary to think up a subtle way of implementing it so that it were actually legal or at least only in a grey zone.

Ethic companies get away with this no problem. I've known a ton of Hispanic companies that post in their ads "must speak Spanish" and that filters out 99% of non-Hispanics. Same for other ethnicities too.
 
A way to tackle supposed "global warming" that involves releasing something into the atmosphere that also reacts with blue hair dye and nose rings.

But seriously, one idea off the top of my head is to create a "fact checker" checker organisation that fact-checks the fact checkers. Additionally, they could provide truly unbiased coverage of many topics - completely independent of all industry, political affiliations, or other vested-interest organisations to the point where they are near-autistic in their objectivity.

Essentially, they would aggregate all the available information from as many sources as possible on a specific topic, and leave it somewhat up to the reader to decide on what to think. For instance, with the so-called "pandemic," there would be the statements of Fauci collected alongside Dr. Sucharit Bhakdi, Dr. Andrew Kaufman, Dr. Vernon Coleman, etc.

And to help the reader see through nonsense, an app could be created with an easily-searchable logical fallacies glossary. Tutorial videos could also be linked to the app that show people how to think critically. This would help usher in a change in how people relate to so-called "authorities." Instead of seeing them as infallible, people would (hopefully) begin to subject them to scrutiny.
 

fokm

Woodpecker
Gold Member
Tattoo removal service.

Wife training, with courses on "How to make the best sandwich."

Charity that allows you to pay "privilege tax" (kind of like those carbon footprint offsetter funds)

Wine delivery service.
 

TutorGuina

Woodpecker
Anti-Woke hiring bot

A business that does what Amazon's bots did with no tampering unless specified by the customer
"...Amazon’s computer models were trained to vet applicants by observing patterns in resumes submitted to the company over a 10-year period. Most came from men, a reflection of male dominance across the tech industry..."

Employers would be able to outsource HR functions and get much better talent than woke companies

Employees wouldn't be discriminated as a rule, but only if the employer deliberatedly chose to

I bet people like James Damore would get a nice gig real fast with this one
 

UFO

Chicken
Think of this thread as Shark Tank. Post your pitches for a company that will take advantage of the current woke cultural revolution.


Crisis = Opportunity

Scott Adams is already brainstorming this. Deprogram your kids brainwashed with liberal propaganda at public schools.

My ideas

Company that will have trained experts come to your aid when you're attacked by a online mob. I'll post a more write-up later.

Obviously any anti-sjw startup idea will be met with attempts at sabotage by the left such as what Gab is going through but I think with the amount of pain the left is inflicting on a unsuspecting population some kind of solution offered by the free market is inevitable.

I don't see anything successful short of starting over again in an entirely new country. The left is fully intent on exterminating us from the West. I would put my money on a right wing re-location program.
 

Stadtaffe

Woodpecker
Gold Member
Does anyone own or run a server in a preferably out of the way part of the world, outside the major western countries? There are not enough of the new email providers like tutanota, protonmail etc.. Just not enough. If you are charging $20 per account per year and you have 10,000 accounts, that is not nothing, and you can charge more than that.. I think though, it may be easier to start as a hobby type project, refine it, then if it gets marketable, make it more commercial.

Email surveillance became a problem because there were too few providers gathered too close to government intelligence. If everyone gathers at protonmail it will be centralisation again. If the target is dispersed to the corners of the earth in maybe smaller businesses it will be harder to attack.
 

Radoste

Sparrow
A dedicated crowd-funding platform for large Christian families who want more kids and would like financial assistance. I call it Babyeon. The parents would have to post a proposal video on their campaign page and prove they are based Traditional parents with plans to homeschool. If a threshold is passed, payments will begin being dispensed in monthly increments at the birth of the first proposed child. Updates would have to be given on at least a monthly basis, but there are plenty "independent" farmsteads that seem to make time for filming and editing YouTube videos despite the apparently labor-intensive lifestyle, so I don't think it's too harsh a demand. Supporter tiers will feature things such as handwritten thank you notes from the children, macaroni art commissions, being made a god-parent, and having a share-holder vote in parental decisions.
 
This one would have SJW's as customers. Create the Diversity Corps. Have young white liberals pay you to relocate them into un-diverse areas of the world. You know, to strengthen those areas, since diversity is strength. Get them out of the country and into the third world until their idealism is ran over by reality. Would make life better for us and for them in the long run
All of your ideas were superb, but I would never wish these people upon anyone. I just imagine them polluting some cohesive, pleasant African community with eternal gay and conflict. This idea is like getting a doctor to transplant your cancer into somebody else.
 
Virgin detectors. Really the only one is spiritual and faith-based, in your own God-given intuition, not technological. A judge of character, family history, daily practices, lifestyle etc, but the "no hymen no diamond" in product form would be ideal, ideally. Now you have to move 100 miles outside a babylonic AIDS colony to blend in with local farmer types and convince an honest man that you love his daughter enough to lead her to Christ to allow you to have her, only way to find one worth staying with. There is NO woman in any city worth keeping no matter her looks or her 'pedigree.' You have to invest in the move and the setup and the buildup before even coming in to range of a virgin bride-to-be.
 

Pacífico

Chicken
Learning classical languages is one of the most effective tools against liberal thought. My idea is to sell courses that would teach Latin/Greek/Biblical Hebrew. Afterwards, they would teach classical history/literature in those languages. By completing all courses, students should be familiar with classical/ancient worldviews and apply them daily. According to the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis, this knowledge should help us think like the ancients.
 
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