AskMen Top 99 women of 2013 - do you agree?

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CrazyBoy said:
What do you guys think?

I think that this list and all lists like are attempts by entertainment companies and celebrities to sell their products by keeping themselves in the media as much as possible. These things are the work of public relations professionals and "journalists" cooperating to create work for each other.

It's kind of fun to compare these lists to our own personal taste or to what we thing the average man likes, but I can't take these things seriously at all.
 

Samseau

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These lists are to attract women readers. It's a website pretending to cater to men but still panders to women in order to keep its female audience.
 

ghostdog

Woodpecker
Am I the only one not digging Kate Upton? Her straight torso with no ass and no waist is disgusting. I saw a pic of her backside on a bloated day and it looked absolutely terrible. Her face looks mildly retarded, and when she fattens up it looks like a hungry pig with makeup on. She also naturally has a ton of hair on her upper lip. The titties are really the only good part.
 

ghostdog

Woodpecker
Jennifer Lawrence was put up there because she is worshipped by feminists for her role in the Hunger Games. Really she is plain as f*ck. The feminists idolizing her missed the part of the Hunger Games where she was bluntly lectured on how if she wants to win, she has to get people to like her.
 

ghostdog

Woodpecker
Michelle Jenneke is only hot from a far. Not enough men have seen her close up

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Cincinnatus

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I can't take any list placing Kristen Stewart as a "top 99 woman" seriously.

Between Colombia, Poland, and the Philippines there might be a top 999,999 women, minimum.

But Kristen Stewart? Top 99 women? AskMen is :troll: us.
 

Tuthmosis

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Better than that whole stupid list. Unknown chick.

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le prince perdu

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I don't understand the point of this list.
Are they the top 99 when it comes to beauty or celebrity?
Am I suppossed to look at these women with awe?

I wonder how many of these chicks have tried anal.
 

Excelsior

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le prince perdu said:
I don't understand the point of this list.
Are they the top 99 when it comes to beauty or celebrity?
Am I suppossed to look at these women with awe?

I wonder how many of these chicks have tried anal.

Here's what they say:

What does it really mean to be a desirable woman? Is it solely about a pretty face or a career accomplishment? Is it about having perfect proportions or about being "wife material"? You answered these questions by voting in our annual Top 99. And judging from your responses and those of our staff, one thing is clear: Desirability isn't any one of these things, but all of them. You chose women who represent the complete package of beauty, brains, ambition and charm. And we think you chose wisely. From young up-and-comers to Top 99 vets, here are the women who make all our hearts skip a collective beat.

So, to answer your questions:

1. Beauty is taken into account for the purposes of this list, but celebrity is just as, if not more, important. One does not need to be beautiful by most judgments in order to make it-witness the presence of Adele on the list as evidence of this (ahead of the likes of Megan Fox).

2. Should you look at these women with awe? If you use the same criteria for judging "top" women that they did (the type of criteria that would allow Adele to make this list), then you probably would.

If you're like most guys (meaning you don't adhere to the "beauty is on the inside" mantra women use to promote less physically attractive women ahead of supermodels), you won't.
 

Timoteo

Crow
Handsome Creepy Eel said:
BIGINJAPAN, who is that creature?

That is former "Supermodel" Kate Moss. Even in her heyday, I didn't understand the attraction. She was considered the first of the waif models - basically, chicks that were built like little boys.
 

Handsome Creepy Eel

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I'll admit, I don't see it. Rapid aging is surely a huge problem for her now, but I don't see any problems with her body back in the day. I know people will now say "small tits" and all that, but I don't mind that. She doesn't look boyish.

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Timoteo

Crow
Yesterday's NY Daily News published this list, then ran their OWN list:

1. Jessica White
2. Bar Rafaeli
3. Beyonce
4. Charlize Theron
5. Zoe Saldana
6. Brooklyn Decker
7. Eva Mendes
8. Doutzen Kroes
9. Taylor Swift
10. Janina Gavankar

Overall, I'd roll with this list over Ask Men's. Taylor Swift is the only chick, looks-wise, that I wouldn't bother with. In the article, it says that Jennifer Lawrence actually bumped Sofia Vergara out of the top spot, down to #12! They also state that fame often corrolates to a higher desirability ranking from men, but too much publicity is a turn-off. The second part I agree with (which is why Kim Kardashian has plummeted nearly off the list), but the first part? Nah...for me, desirability is about whether I want to bang you...HA HA!
 

Kitsune

Pelican
I think Michelle Obama should be higher on the list, because it's more of an accomplishment to cuckold the President of the US than cuckold Robert Pattinson again.
 

3agle 3yes

 
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Any list proclaiming to have the top 100 (or in this case 99) of anything shouldn't be taken seriously.

Besides, aint nobody gonna tell me what's hot and what isn't.

Most people can't agree with what colour the sky is let alone anything else.

Opinions are the cheapest commodities on earth...deep down we all know this.
 

elabayarde

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presidentcarter said:
Rihanna?? Emma Stone?? Top 5?? Ah you must be fucking with me askmen...such pranksters.

YEAH WTF is this Rihanna nonsense... she is a 6 to me. Legit, ugly face. THat shit blows my mind.
 
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