Ass wiping technique

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Veloce

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I mean really, the best ass-wiping technique is to grind your ass on this girl's face:

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Remember, she's available for 'booking'. She's done it before.

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kbell

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A light touch folded once or just scrunched up works well. Some water from a nearby sink can help if its hard to clean. The moist towelettes will clog up the toilet fast. The type of fermanated foods also affects consistency so you can change it that way as well.

Is wiping a certain way more alpha though? Or perhaps you wipe another way and your two weeks from becoming a fag?
 
Sir Vigorous

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This is actually informative. I didn't know there was a better way to wipe your ass than just balling up toilet paper. Imma do some experimenting and return to this thread.
 
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kbell said:
A light touch folded once or just scrunched up works well. Some water from a nearby sink can help if its hard to clean. The moist towelettes will clog up the toilet fast. The type of fermanated foods also affects consistency so you can change it that way as well.

Is wiping a certain way more alpha though? Or perhaps you wipe another way and your two weeks from becoming a fag?
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I'll do this move. I'll get the water nice and warm, do a multi fold on the toilet paper, and hit it with some warm water before the wipe. Works like a charm.
 
Atlantic

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I still flushed all my toilet paper in South America. Sorry local waste system but I don't want my apartment smelling funky when I got a girl coming over.
 
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I don't know about more alpha but my moist toillette deep digging wipes were definitely gayer than my current technique. I only moisten the TP with a little water if it is a particularly messy day. And what are you referring to about the fermented foods? I thought fiber was the most important shit factor.

You also dont want a clogged toilet if a girl is coming over.
 
kbell

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foods like kimchi, sourkraut(sic), kefir, yogurt. And of course probiotics supplements. I really like the soil based ones and Align is pretty good too.


And he is banned...

Warm water wiping is probably pretty relaxing. My dad claims if you leave a warm wadded up tp up the ass for awhile it works like an enema...
 
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Veloce said:
This is one of those threads to approach with trepidation. It could either go into hall of fame status or it should be closed immediately. It could go either way.

I mean really, I'm thinking about that new recruit out there that's just picked up on Roosh and decides to check out the forum. This thread pops up at the top of the list for Everything Else, and it jumps out to the new recruit: "Ass wiping technique". Talk about bad first impressions.
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The 'eatin' booty guide to get girls to fall in love with you' went the HOF direction. Probably because it involved game and manipulating girls minds, assuming you are a sick enough SOB to actually eat a girl's asshole.

What is missing in this thread is how it is going to help anyone get laid.
 
Kamikaze

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I'm thinking of getting a Japanese toilet off amazon for $350.

Actually, that should go on the "Bait to Lure the Pussy Home" thread

"Hey babe want to come back to my place, take a shit, and get your asshole cleaned out by a stream of warm deodorizing water"?
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Well, I got something out of this thread. Step your toilet game up

First, there is the heated seat. This is the sort of thing you don’t realize you need in your life until you’ve tried it and immediately decide you can no longer live without it. It is truly a pleasure to press your hindflesh to an oval of cozy warmth, instead of receiving a mild, chilly shock. Using the Washlet’s remote, you can adjust the seat’s temperature up or down until your haunches are happy.

When the time comes, the bidet function is also at your command. This is of course the killer app of the Washlet. The “money shot.” What separates the Toto from other toilet seats. It’s also something that we, as Americans, seem to be collectively intimidated by and/or squeamish about...

People in other parts of the world think we’re insane to use only dry bumwad. Go to South or East Asia, in regions with squat toilets, and you’ll always find a small tub of water or a garden hose (aka the “bum gun”) to spray yourself clean with. Even here, when we change an infant’s diaper, we recognize the utility of moisture. No parent would use dry paper instead of a moist wipe. Yet most of us deny our adult selves this basic comfort.
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Veloce said:
This is one of those threads to approach with trepidation. It could either go into hall of fame status or it should be closed immediately. It could go either way.
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The 'eatin' booty guide to get girls to fall in love with you' went the HOF direction. Probably because it involved game and manipulating girls minds, assuming you are a sick enough SOB to actually eat a girl's asshole.
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Thomas More

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Here's the real question that should be discussed: do you stand or sit to wipe? Apparently about 50% do it each way, and are unaware that anybody else does it the other way!

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

While we're at it, do you use the little flap in your underwear to pee, or pull down the underwear and hang your dick out over the top elastic?

Just kidding! There are other forums where these topics are actually welcome, so don't answer these questions here.
 
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