Little known fact: The British Royalty had professional ass wipers up until the 1940s or 50s. Those experts of the wiping technique certainly knew their craft.
Ass wiping technique
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They were called "the groom of the stool". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
I had a draft saved for the lounge. A small note on how most wipes are the biggest game changer. TP is for the peons and plebs, few places use dry paper to clean their arses. The newspaper cleaning a window comparison comes to mind where you smear stuff instead of getting it clean.
I can't go back to strictly TP. I don't care how broke I am I wont deny myself the small luxury of a clean wipe. Moist wipes are the best and game friendly. It forces a girl to freshen up if she is using the bathroom right before a fuck. I can't think of a lady who won't use wipes if they are around, I hear the click of the container and I get a sense of ease she is attempting to make her situation better.
Team Wet Wipes. Fuck TP.
I can't go back to strictly TP. I don't care how broke I am I wont deny myself the small luxury of a clean wipe. Moist wipes are the best and game friendly. It forces a girl to freshen up if she is using the bathroom right before a fuck. I can't think of a lady who won't use wipes if they are around, I hear the click of the container and I get a sense of ease she is attempting to make her situation better.
Team Wet Wipes. Fuck TP.
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DChambers
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Zelcorpion said:
From Wikipedia:
"The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, whose physical intimacy naturally led to him becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course. This secret information he was privy to—whilst it would never have been revealed, to the discredit of his honour—in turn led to him becoming feared and respected and therefore powerful within the royal court in his own right. The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "Chamber System."
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DChambers said:
I laughed for a while because I misread that and thought it said 'fecal' policy instead of 'fiscal'.
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It is an important topic. Like Kosko said, TP is a joke. Its so ineffective I wonder how it became so mainsteam in the first place. For those non wet wipe people, go wipe your ass clean with TP and then use a wet wipe and see what the TP left behind :s. You'll never use TP again.
^ Agreed.
I have the luxury of an ass-hose here in Southeast Asia, but when I'm in the states, I use baby wipes.
OP came out on this topic wrong, but it is an important subject for the simple reason that so many people don't think to up their TP game. The very idea is ridiculed.
Some of you boys probably have some rank smelling asses.
No troll.
I have the luxury of an ass-hose here in Southeast Asia, but when I'm in the states, I use baby wipes.
OP came out on this topic wrong, but it is an important subject for the simple reason that so many people don't think to up their TP game. The very idea is ridiculed.
Some of you boys probably have some rank smelling asses.
No troll.
aSimpNamedBrokeback said:
If you got shit on your face, would you just wipe it away with some dry toilet paper and be done with it?
The bidet or now intelligent toilet is installed in wealthy houses for decades for a good reason.
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I'm pretty sure water is not a disinfectant. Anti bacterial soap is required and you need to use your hands and fingers for that.
Its a requirement for any girl if I want to face plant her butthole. If it doesn't smell of lavender and strawberry anti-bac soap I'm not paying a visit.
Its a requirement for any girl if I want to face plant her butthole. If it doesn't smell of lavender and strawberry anti-bac soap I'm not paying a visit.
I dunno if anti-bacterial soap would be wise to you use on yourself there. It might kill gut flora (bacteria) which you DON't want to do for good health. It can than easily be replaced by nastier bacteria which tends to be opportunistic.
How are wet wipers with the moist toilettes not clogging the drains?
Also if your cleaning in the shower, do you get blockages often in the pipes?
How are wet wipers with the moist toilettes not clogging the drains?
Also if your cleaning in the shower, do you get blockages often in the pipes?
aSimpNamedBrokeback said:
ics:opcorn3:Even though the OP was banned, I do think that proper ass-wiping technique is something that should be taught to every kid right along with brushing your tongue and shaving. It's an important part of hygiene. And there isn't a guy in here that hasn't bent a girl over for doggy style and got that unmistakable whiff of boner-deflating monkey butt. Not every time, but some girls that otherwise seem hygenical don't know how to take care of business in the nether-regions.
Luckily I was told about moist wiping when I was young. So I didn't have to figure this out on my own. Wiping your ass with dry paper only is pretty disgusting. Sometimes you don't have a choice, like when you have to use a public restroom. But if I'm traveling, especially to countries where toilet paper often isn't provided in public restrooms, I always have a day bag with me that includes toilet paper(with only about a fifth of the roll left and flattened down to save space) as well as some baby wipes.
One roll of 1,000 ply toilet paper should last two weeks. No need for big wads. I wipe with the efficiency of a Marine drill instructor. A strip of 8 pieces, fold over. Wipe. Fold again, wipe, fold again, wipe till you can't fold anymore. Since you're folding you don't get anything on your hands. If you haven't been getting enough dietary fiber and have the peanut butter shits, you may have to repeat this process several times over. In that case eat a few apples a day. Once there are no longer any streaks on your dry wipes. Then get another strip, fold it a few times, wet it in the sink and wipe again. Apply firm pressure to get everything clean. Anything you missed with the dry paper will be on the wet wipe. Then a final small sheet to dry everything off. Bottom line is there should be no streaks left whatsoever.
All used pieces of toilet paper should be folded into small bundles. I've never had them clog any 3rd world toilets. I think the big wad technique is the reason they clog up.
Sorry for the graphic detail. The world benefits from cleaner asses. :mrgreen:
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What is wrong with these people?
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