Dude, just print more money! Why worry about a disintegrating economy or moral destitution or warfare or even a crashing market, when you can easily manufacture some more $$$$$ at-will to fix it all without consequence?!
Indebted to another country but can't find a way to pay them back? Print money.
Got angry citizenry with daily-loosening moral boundaries and eroding standards of living? Print money.
Disturbing allies abroad with selfish and shortsighted terrorism? Print *clap* Money *clap*
Eastern leader do bad thing? Just do it bro, print the money.
Need to inject some more opiates (metaphorical and literal) into local citizens to keep them lackadaisical, stupid, spiritually void, and complacent? PRINT MONEY OR DIE, PIG.
America, baby! **fireworks** **screeching eagle sounds** **electric guitar riff**
(Disclaimer: I may have a few grievances with the American government.)