Big Noses On Woman: Yay or Nay?
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I'm afraid the Jewry is out on this one.
King of Monkeys
Kingfisher
I'd be worried she could sniff me out a little too well if I happened to stray one night. Bloodhound game recognized.
BortimusPrime
Ostrich
I only date women with big noses, since I want to produce lots of large-nosed children who will go forth and produce many more large-nosed grandchildren who will serve as soldiers to battle the flat-nosed blacks and asians in the great nose wars of the 22nd century.
If one were to be reverse titty fucking (NSFW) a chick with a big schnozz, and liked it, would one be gay?
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King of Monkeys
Kingfisher
PapayaTapper said:
Only if the nose hairs touch.
Super_Fire
Kingfisher
Sidney Crosby said:
That Druish nose...
PapayaTapper said:
It wasn't gay last time I did it.
I find many facial imperfections to be an outrageous turn-on.
A 19 year old filipina I mentioned recently that I consider a 9 has a nose that is, quite frankly, utterly ridiculous. It's not particularly elongated like a stereotypical Jewess nose.
No, it's puffy, expanding sideways and taking up more face that could be considered reasonable. She's terribly insecure about it.
It just makes me want to defile her face with a ladle-full of cum that much more. Shoot as much of my jizz up those ridiculously enlarged nostrils as I can.
I'm also a huge sucker for crooked or otherwise fucked up teeth, including front tooth gaps and just the slightest overbite.
Now, having such a specimen as my life partner is another issue. Not sure I want to bequeath my children with facial abnormalities.
But for girls I enjoy fucking and do ridiculous things like making them dress up in schoolgirl outfits or donning a pair of thick prescription glasses, or pigtails, or caking on the rouge, fake eyelashes, and fire-hydrant red lipstick...there's nothing better than doing those things in CONJUCTION with her natural facial imperfections that drives me insane.
In another weird turn of events...I got further with a girl I mentioned in a previous post but couldn't go all the way because she was on her period. But anyway, I got her top off because she mentioned she had her tits done (a B, maayyybe C cup, nothing balloon-ish or obvious about them, quite proportional to her frame) and while they were very good tits indeed, being symmetrical with excellent nipple placement, nipple size, and softness, they had a much more prominent scar on the underside of her tits than any I'd ever seen. I've seen some terrible boob jobs that had hidden scars. Hers was a very good boob job but with very visible scars.
But here's the weird part. Those little red 2" scars beneath her perfectly plump tits, I stared at them and cocked my head and realized...they're kind of hot. Never thought I'd have a scar fetish but these little tit scars might change my mind.
I'm fucked up I know.
A 19 year old filipina I mentioned recently that I consider a 9 has a nose that is, quite frankly, utterly ridiculous. It's not particularly elongated like a stereotypical Jewess nose.
No, it's puffy, expanding sideways and taking up more face that could be considered reasonable. She's terribly insecure about it.
It just makes me want to defile her face with a ladle-full of cum that much more. Shoot as much of my jizz up those ridiculously enlarged nostrils as I can.
I'm also a huge sucker for crooked or otherwise fucked up teeth, including front tooth gaps and just the slightest overbite.
Now, having such a specimen as my life partner is another issue. Not sure I want to bequeath my children with facial abnormalities.
But for girls I enjoy fucking and do ridiculous things like making them dress up in schoolgirl outfits or donning a pair of thick prescription glasses, or pigtails, or caking on the rouge, fake eyelashes, and fire-hydrant red lipstick...there's nothing better than doing those things in CONJUCTION with her natural facial imperfections that drives me insane.
In another weird turn of events...I got further with a girl I mentioned in a previous post but couldn't go all the way because she was on her period. But anyway, I got her top off because she mentioned she had her tits done (a B, maayyybe C cup, nothing balloon-ish or obvious about them, quite proportional to her frame) and while they were very good tits indeed, being symmetrical with excellent nipple placement, nipple size, and softness, they had a much more prominent scar on the underside of her tits than any I'd ever seen. I've seen some terrible boob jobs that had hidden scars. Hers was a very good boob job but with very visible scars.
But here's the weird part. Those little red 2" scars beneath her perfectly plump tits, I stared at them and cocked my head and realized...they're kind of hot. Never thought I'd have a scar fetish but these little tit scars might change my mind.
I'm fucked up I know.
