Great. Some muppet fails to blow himself up and now every THOT within earshot of the blast is going to officially label herself a #SurvivorOfTerrorism.
Just imagine. Becky hears a faint pop in the distance. Reads the newsfeeds. "Sorry, boss. I don't think I can make it in to work today. I barely survived the Port Authority bombing and I literally can't even(tm) right now..."
"Sigh. Okay Becky. Under the circumstances nobody expects you 'to even' right now, literally or metaphorically. Can we expect you back in a week?"
"I'm not... I mean... I... can't literally... even..."
"Sigh. Let's call it a month."
"Umm. OK."
*ring ring*
"Hi. Becky. Look, it's Steve, your landlord. I'm sorry to have to call you but your rent is five weeks overdue and..."
"Steve, I, like, just barely survived the Port Authority bombing just now."
"Sigh. I'm guessing you can't even, literally, at this junction?"
"Like, literally..."