Brawny paper towels tries to outcuck Gillette

Mage

 
Did you know that in Soviet Union there was no toilet paper and no internet, so people used newspapers instead?

Since most photos were those of some dear leader, that man's photos got most asses wiped.

Since world is going in that general direction again it is only appropriate that future ass wiping will be done with party slogans again.
 
Seems a bit retarded given the original purpose of having a burly lumberjack as a mascot was to lure horny housewives into buying their paper towels.
 

Mage

 
BortimusPrime said:
Seems a bit retarded given the original purpose of having a burly lumberjack as a mascot was to lure horny housewives into buying their paper towels.
Today's woman is so narcissistic that she only likes herself.
 
Mage said:
BortimusPrime said:
Seems a bit retarded given the original purpose of having a burly lumberjack as a mascot was to lure horny housewives into buying their paper towels.
Today's woman is so narcissistic that she only likes herself.
Either that or they don't bother to clean the kitchen anymore.
 
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