Burger King Digitally-Raped My Face

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BortimusPrime

Ostrich
If Burger King really wanted a marketing campaign that would pop they should seize the English throne. The real problem I have with Burger King, aside from the taste and feeling sick after eating there, is that the burgers aren't really backed by a monarch.
 
questor70

questor70

 
Banned
I don't find this subject funny at all. I find it tragic that the dominant theme of today's pop culture is that everyone's angry and depressed. Being unhappy with life is now being normalized. I mean, I had issues with grunge culture but that was driven mostly by a cluster of kids in cloudy Seattle being raised by broken vietnam war vets. This is next level in how mainstreamed it's become. How long before there is a school shooter happy meal?
 
Solitaire

Solitaire

Robin
I agree with Questor. I have to deal with my gorgeous, intelligent, artistic, talented 15-year-old daughter acting out not just in the traditional "teenage years" bullshit but now get to argue with her about why the girl at school with the twenty piercings, scars on her forearms, purple hair and stupid f'ing outfits is not actually that great of role model for youth. ffs
 
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BortimusPrime

Ostrich
Solitaire said:
I agree with Questor. I have to deal with my gorgeous, intelligent, artistic, talented 15-year-old daughter acting out not just in the traditional "teenage years" bullshit but now get to argue with her about why the girl at school with the twenty piercings, scars on her forearms, purple hair and stupid f'ing outfits is not actually that great of role model for youth. ffs
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See but if you only fed her Burger King you'd be keeping her away from all those kitchen knives, thus preventing the cutting scars.
 
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