Buzzfeed analysis of the lying Greg Kelly rape accuser (with glamour shot)

[etshella]

Thanks for the breakdown. I'm so glad to be a nobody and not have to deal with shit like this.

 

[El Chinito loco]

As for Kelly pounding her doggies style on her office floor on the first date:

:gamerecognized:

He nutted in her and got her preggers from his lack of pull out skill. Have to subtract some points for that. An empowered woman like this deserves no less than cum in mouth every interaction.

 

[Hedonistic Traveler]

Buzzfeed is the fucking cesspool of the internet, I'm amazed they even get away with some of the shit they publish.

The top comment talks about "victim-blaming", is she that naive? The woman was pretty open about her intent, she's just pissed she got caught in her lie.

I'm skeptical about the whole pregnancy thing too. It definitely could have been his, but why flush it out then? Waiting 4-months to decide that you've been raped is bullshit too, but I guess some women need to always need to have that card in their back pocket for when shit hits the fan.

For the boyfriend I guess if I was 48 and fucking a 29-year old I'd probably put up with some bullshit too though, wouldn't go as far as telling her that ONS was a rape, it looks they both fuck-ups.

 

[Atlantic]

This is another story that shows why I have my three first bang golden rules:

- No alcohol or drugs involved whatsoever if possible

- Get them to drive/walk to meet me at my place by themselves (sober enough to drive, came on their own terms, was able to leave at any time)

- Post bang text (usually within five minutes of them leaving)
'That was fun, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself'


***Also my lobby has a video camera that records constantly that I will usually walk them down to and kiss goodbye 'big smiles everyone'

You can't be too careful and I'd rather sleep well at night post bang.

If I am travelling or at a party spot then these are modified but for my run-of-the-mill home turf game I follow this 95% of the time.

 

[Sp5]

Keep in mind, that the NY police were still smarting from the bungled rape accusation against Dominique Strauss Kahn. Between that and the accused being a celebrity and the commisioner's son, there was a lot of force behind being extra suspect of this woman.

Great writeup, I laughed several times.

Edit: Also, this is not garden variety white knighting - it's ego preserving white knighting. "If he raped her, she didn't cheat on me - she didn't CHOOSE to have sex with another man because I wasn't enough for her - she was FORCED to fuck another man."

Yeah this case against Kelly was clearly bullshit, just on the post-coital texts alone, if not all the other evidence and circumstances. But a lot of ridiculous cases go to trial, I've seen them.

Just think, there are probably several hundred bogus rape cases like this winding their way through American courts right now.

Strauss-Kahn is another matter. In my opinion, he got a huge pass due to his power and position and politics. The actions of the maid (who had honestly worked for the hotel for 10+ years) immediately following the alleged rape were consistent with credibility. That plus the DNA evidence, and DSK's own admissions would have convicted him before most juries.

The DA grasped for a straw by dismissing the case because she allegedly lied on some immigration form for a relative of hers. Almost everybody lies about something, you can be confronted on the stand about it and the jury makes a judgment about whether lying on your taxes or on an immigration form means you're lying about a rape. If they dismissed every case where the victim had lied, they'd be few prosecutions. I've defended a guy charged with rape by a convicted check-kiting, shoplifting crack whore. And the guy did it, even though I got him off - at trial.

You're right, I can only imagine how old man Kelly the police commissioner would have reacted if they went forward against his son after dismissing a good case against DSK.