Buzzfeed writer goes nude on nude beach, outraged that people looked at her

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NilNisiOptimum

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My IQ upon reading this...
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CaptainS

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She does everything possible to get people to notice her, just so she can complain when they do. Sadly, they're noticing her desperate antics and are repulsed by her looks.

I notice cosplay girls are increasingly like this. They, or their ugly friends, will get offended if you take their picture without asking permission. You're in a public place, whore, I'd do what I want.
 

AnonymousBosch

 
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Scoundrel said:
This woman does not look to her husband and ask herself: "Why is it that he's able to enjoy this experience, while I'm a neurotic mess?" She doesn't go to him and try to soak in some of his relaxed vibes.

No, she views him as a competitor — literally as an emotional competitor — and becomes "infuriated at the double standard."

Oh yeah, this is classic Core Woman and how the Neurotic Drama Spiral begins.

The double standard is the scapegoat. She's really infuriated at herself for being uncomfortable, an infuriated at him for being at ease whilst she's uncomfortable.

Which becomes:

She shouldn't have to tell him how uncomfortable she is, he should just know.

Which then becomes:

Just knowing, would be proof that he really loves her. *

I mentioned this the other day in the 'You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had' in terms of expecting women trying to emotionally-wound you even though they love you, particularly if you're on top of the world.

So when she cares enough to be attempting to prick your ego, refuse to be popped. You need to reply, right away, without missing a beat. One thing that seems to eternally-niggle at women is the Cocky Male Ego, when they're so neurotic and insecure. They're deeply-envious of this. That's why they project and label men's ego as 'Fragile'.

I had an ex I used to mock by calling her "My Little Bundle Of Issues."

Hell, I remember a while ago, I was having a great day, swaggering along the street in a damn good mood, and some random, sour faced women snapped at me. "What are you so fucking happy about?" Sad!

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* Four Rules explanation:

Rule 1: I want and therefore deserve to be happy with my public nudity in this uncomfortable situation.

Rule 2: I could work at relaxing and choosing to be happy, but it's quicker and easier to expect my husband to reassure me and give me the comfort and happiness I deserve. Failing that, a mass audience of readers telling me how strong and brave I am.

I could see how publicly talking about this could be considered the transgressive behaviours of Rules 3 and 4, but, no Feminist could surely seriously consider going to a nude beach as breaking a taboo in this culture. My little country town has had a - admittedly very isolated - nude beach since the 1940's.
 

Delta

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It takes a special kind of weak individual to make a crisis out of something entirely uneventful. No one harassed her; no one said mean things to her; no one even ogled her; literally nothing adverse took place. First she was upset about the "frat boys" being dressed, then she was upset about there being so many guys with their dicks out. What the fuck? Is there any possible way the trip could've gone that would not have led to her feeling victimized?
 

Liberty Sea

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As I’m having an internal meltdown, I look over to see my husband fully nude, eating a lobster roll, appearing to be having the time of his life — in what seems like a way I could never be. Infuriated at the double standard, I am incentivized more to try to relax and enjoy this experience.

What double standard lol? Who was judging her? Just because her husband was able to enjoy himself and she wasn't, she felt that some double standard was applied to her? WTF? How this she come to this conclusion? I can't understand how this deductive process happen. The emotional competition is easy to understand - but this is just fucked up. A professional feminist see sexist double standard everywhere even when there is none, when the context doesn't make any sense for it.
 

Suits

 
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She makes Miss Michigan look good.

No, Miss Michigan actually looks comfortable in her own body. Her face is brutal, but she has a nice body and looks happy when she smiles. WB.

Miss Buzzkill Writer hates her body, isn't toned and would be torture to spend time with. WNB.
 

Ghost Tiger

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She is on her way to becoming a swinger. Her next big discovery will be how liberating it is to watch her cuck husband cry while a creepy old silver-haired nudist pounds her in the ass on the beach. She's obsessed with the old "creepy" men because they actually have tesosterone-fueled heterosexual desire, unlike her fag husband. She wants to be a slut because her husband is not a man and she resents him. This profile is more and more common these days. Foreseeable consequence of the emasculation of the west.
 

Serious Sam

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I once visited a nudist hot springs near Ouray, Colorado with my ex. Two things quickly jumped out to me:

1) The patrons were mainly fat old people and hippies.
2) Everyone acted normal. I.E. there was no ogling, people were friendly, and most of all, no one was looking at or commenting on other people's bodies. Nobody gives a shit that you're naked--kind of like how people don't watch your every move at the gym.

The chick who wrote this article, as others stated, simply did so to spin her own wheel.

As a side note, a solid 8 came over to our pool still dressed in her robe. When she dropped it, more than a few heads turned. I still wanted to bang despite her vintage-style bush, but then she lifted her arms to tie her hair. Now, I've seen a fair share of hairy dudes, but I had never seen armpits so bountiful, like she'd used Rogaine to thicken those surely foul-smelling pits. Then her fat, butch bull dyke of a lover came over and they proceeded to make out. Like I said, fat people and hippies. And I suppose dumb Buzzfeed cunts as well.
 

Going strong

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Only thing women should be allowed to do at a nudist beach is certainly not writing about their "feelings" or wearing weird black pants, it's:

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Matsufubu

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The "double standard" is invoked because then it's not her own fault. Chick logic.

Seriously, though: do Buzzfeed 'writers' actually get paid for these articles?
 
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