Christian memes

NickK

 
Banned
Orthodox
Catholicism:

Literally founded at Jesus' command to his closest friend, St. Peter, who founded it in Rome within a decade of the crucifixion.
Pope St. Peter's first two Papal encyclicals, issued from Rome, are canonical books in the new Testament.
The chair he taught from is still in the center of his basilica, and he is literally buried under St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican.
Today the first Catholic Pope greets new arrivals at the gates of Heaven.

Pope Damasius decreed the Biblical canon in 382 - which even Lutherans are forced to use.
Pope Gregory the Great established the Tridentine Mass in the 500s - not 16th century.
Established the way of numbering years that we use today in 582.
Pope Gregory VIII established the modern calendar in 1582 - a calendar so good everyone on earth uses it.
Evangelized the great majority of the Christian world
St. Thomas Aquinas established the largest and most complete system of Christian moral philosophy - The Summa Theologiae

When the Virgin Mary comes to earth she chooses to associate almost exclusively with Catholic peasant children or Catholic nuns.
Satanists only try to steal hosts consecrated in Catholic Masses.

Protected by the Holy Spirit, it is the longest running human organization in history - easily surviving bad Popes century after century.
Literally every sentence of this post is a fabrication.
 

Caramasão

Robin
Orthodox Inquirer
Catholicism:

Literally founded at Jesus' command to his closest friend, St. Peter, who founded it in Rome within a decade of the crucifixion.
Pope St. Peter's first two Papal encyclicals, issued from Rome, are canonical books in the new Testament.
The chair he taught from is still in the center of his basilica, and he is literally buried under St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican.
Today the first Catholic Pope greets new arrivals at the gates of Heaven.

Pope Damasius decreed the Biblical canon in 382 - which even Lutherans are forced to use.
Pope Gregory the Great established the Tridentine Mass in the 500s - not 16th century.
Established the way of numbering years that we use today in 582.
Pope Gregory VIII established the modern calendar in 1582 - a calendar so good everyone on earth uses it.
Evangelized the great majority of the Christian world
St. Thomas Aquinas established the largest and most complete system of Christian moral philosophy - The Summa Theologiae

When the Virgin Mary comes to earth she chooses to associate almost exclusively with Catholic peasant children or Catholic nuns.
Satanists only try to steal hosts consecrated in Catholic Masses.

Protected by the Holy Spirit, it is the longest running human organization in history - easily surviving bad Popes century after century.
Just a meme, bro.
 

budoslavic

Eagle
Orthodox
Gold Member
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Alexander_English

Robin
Protestant

You should be careful of blaspheming about things you don't understand, especially directly blaspheming against Christ.

Also, your "argument" against predestination, which you clearly do not understand at all, is a total straw man.

I realize you think you are just making a funny meme, but you are misrepresenting the sovereignty of God and denying His power in the work of salvation, in order to attribute that power to yourself instead. That is demonic and I feel compelled to warn you. It's a good thing I don't care about being popular.
 

Eusebius Erasmus

Pelican
Orthodox
You should be careful of blaspheming about things you don't understand, especially directly blaspheming against Christ.

Also, your "argument" against predestination, which you clearly do not understand at all, is a total straw man.

I realize you think you are just making a funny meme, but you are misrepresenting the sovereignty of God and denying His power in the work of salvation, in order to attribute that power to yourself instead. That is demonic and I feel compelled to warn you. It's a good thing I don't care about being popular.
It’s literally a meme thread...
 

Alexander_English

Robin
Protestant
It’s literally a meme thread...

On a Christian forum.

It will be fun to count all the thumbs down I receive.

Also, what is your point exactly? Blasphemy is fine as long as it's a funny meme?

And if you think it's not blasphemy, look up the occurrences of "predestination" in the Bible and tell me how this meme is not blasphemy. It's a total misrepresentation of one of the most important truths of God. Or don't, since it's "just a meme thread."

There's no way I am the only person on this forum who believes God decided beforehand who would be saved, especially because it's written all over both the Old and New Testaments. I am saved by the grace of God, not my own depraved self-will. That seems like something important that shouldn't be the subject of stupid memes.
 
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