Cigarettes, imho

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Moma

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Smoking is bad for you. Smokers stink, their breath is usually bad, it dries out the skin (making one look older and shyttier), affects the dyck negatively, retards fetuses, yellows the teeth, the list goes on.

But fcuk it. I don't care if you shoot skag, sniff coke, smoke crack, pop pills or jerk off with a noose around your neck.

As long as you don't get any of it on me, fcuk your life. I'm not your dad and I am not responsible for what you do with your life.

My only problem is smelling smokers. I wish I had my most noxious farts saved up so that every time a smoker stepped close after a fresh one, I could let one go so that whatever limited sense of smell would surely pick up the vile vestiges of shyt that is imprinted on the inside of my y-fronts.

Then they could experience the feel of nausea I get being close to them.

Disclaimer:
Personality wise though, some are great people, just like many other drug addicts.
 

thegmanifesto

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"making the "clever" insinuation that non-smokers are Hitler"

It was a more clever insinuation than you know.

The anti-smoking movement was Adolf Hitler's creation.
 

raliv

Woodpecker
Would it be cheating to buy those herbal cigarettes that they use on movie sets (like Mad Men) instead of smoke the real things?

The look and the lifestyle without the side effects of tobacco or nicotine.
 
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