Coronavirus Lounge thread

[Nineteen84]

 

[infowarrior1]

Leonard nooo:

 

[Caduceus]

"My Corona" music video
(about to reach 1 million views)

 

[Caduceus]

Darth Vader has Coronavirus and has been quarantined:

 

[Nineteen84]

Cabin fever sets in in Italy:

 

[Nineteen84]

 

[Caduceus]

[img=999x700]https://dn.truthorfiction.com/wp-co...n_toilet_paper_covid_19_coronavirus.png[/img]

 

[Syberpunk]

Toilet roll is back in stock, suddenly:

 

[balybary]

NOT satire

ISIS tells its terrorists not to travel to Europe for jihad — because of coronavirus


After years of urging its terrorists to attack major European cities, ISIS is now telling them to steer clear due to the coronavirus.

Any sick jihadists already in Europe, however, should stay there — presumably to sicken infidels, according to a ‘sharia’ directive printed in the group’s al-Naba newsletter, the Sunday Times of London reported.

The “healthy should not enter the land of the epidemic and the afflicted should not exit from it,” the newsletter advised.

The newsletter instructs jihadists that the “plague” is a “torment sent by God on whomsoever He wills.”

Iraq, where most of the surviving fragments of the group remain, had 110 reported coronavirus cases on Sunday morning, ten of them fatal, according to Johns Hopkins University, which is tracking the contagion.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/15/isis-...avel-to-europe-for-jihad-because-coronavirus/

 

[CynicalContrarian]

Metallica

Creeping Death.



For Whom The Bell Tolls.



Edit.

Heh.
"Ride The Lightning" - almost a storm reference.

 

[Ember]

Ratio'd. I'm surprised Sheriff Clarke would make a statement like this.


He's fretting that the economy will crash over a hoax.

 

[CynicalContrarian]

^
Perhaps he's surreptitiously promoting some Darwinism...?

 

[Aurini]

I wish I had one of these things.

 

[CynicalContrarian]

Huh.

"Hey Donald. Why does that one 'O' turn into a 'Q' ?"

Trump :
"Just a LARP bro..."  

 

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239394598667071488

 

[eradicator]

I just got back from France yesterday and am on a 2 week quarantine. I have a decent supply of dry food/canned food stashed up but wanted to order some fresh veggies and fruits off of amazon fresh.

All of the times are grayed out /unavailable.

Is there a certain time when new slots become available? Maybe at midnight or 1201am?

It is going to be a pretty boring diet as is

 

[Paracelsus]

News in is that Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus.










































But no need to worry, folks. After 14 days of isolation, hospitalisation, and being placed on a ventilator, it's looking like the virus is going to pull through.

 

[Paracelsus]

On a more serious note, a Bible reading that occurred to me...

The pride of thine heart hath deceived thee, thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, whose habitation is high; that saith in his heart, Who shall bring me down to the ground?
Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the stars, thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD.
- Obadiah 1: 3-4

 

[CynicalContrarian]

On a more serious note, a Bible reading that occurred to me...

The pride of thine heart hath deceived thee, thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, whose habitation is high; that saith in his heart, Who shall bring me down to the ground?
Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the stars, thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD.
- Obadiah 1: 3-4

Somewhat surprised it didn't happen sooner...
Yet I guess earthly time-frames are relative.

 

[Ember]

 

[ilostabet]

I decided to watch the movie Contagion yesterday, because why not. It's terrible. Don't waste an hour and a half of your life.