Decoding the words and works of Bill Gates

[3stripedlakeshadow]

That can't be real.

Can confirm. It's very real. Front page of DailyMail.

Bill Gates to divorce Melinda after 27 years of marriage

Bill Gates and his wife Melinda announced their split via Twitter on Monday, writing: 'After a great deal of thought and a lot of work, we have made the decision to end our marriage.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[aynrus]

Severe shortage of popcorn ahead

 

[Papaya]

She probably caught him buggering and sacrificing a little boy....without her

 

[3stripedlakeshadow]

What I want to know, "Mr. Gates, are you developing a vaccine against divorce?" Ok, Ok. I hope Melinda starts singing, though.

 

[Chains of Peter]

What a non-story. Jeff Bezos's divorce didn't stop him from being a greedy Lex Luthor wannabe.

 

[aynrus]

She probably caught him buggering and sacrificing a little boy....without her

May be they just couldn't agree on how many to kill with their next vaxx.
Or may be an asset protection ploy, since Bill is a prime candidate for the next crimes against humanity trial

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Not sure if this is good or bad news for him, as they both appear to be lowlife satanic scum.

 

[Easy_C]

Call me selfish, but I'm more worried about if this is good or bad news for the rest of us. I'm hopeful since at the very least it will cause a massive distraction.

 

[aynrus]

Hope he'll come out as Belinda Gates now

 

[budoslavic]

Bill Gates asking for "space and privacy" is some serious irony.

 

[Slide-Rule]

Bill Gates asking for "space and privacy" is some serious irony.

I'd pay good money to hear him ask us peasants for "social distance..."

 

[Dusty]

Bill and his buds at the singles bar this weekend.

 

[dicknixon72]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take #shootyoshot...

 

[aynrus]

Bill is back on the dating market...

 

[Twigg]

Bill is back on the dating market...

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Bet he wishes Epstein wasn’t dead now

 

[El Draque]

 

[AntoniusofEfa]

Not sure if this is good or bad news for him, as they both appear to be lowlife satanic scum.

"This next phase of our lives"?
Is he going to finally transform out of his body into a demon? What is the next phase? He is about 70 years old.

 

[Elefant]

"This next phase of our lives"?
Is he going to finally transform out of his body into a demon? What is the next phase? He is about 70 years old.

Also the sign off is weird - a joint statement yet names listed separately, hers first. You can sense her rising empowerment. You go guurl!

 

[DeWoken]

Is it just to humanize him and gin up sympathy? Who knows what kind of "marriage" they actually had.

 

[MajorStyles]

Bill found out that you cannot serve God and Satan at the same time.