I guess Tyrone and his helper Alberto will talk the assailant into submissionThese people are insane. Lisa Bender is the Minneapolis City Council President.
'yo wassup G I hear you is robbin' them crackas you can't do that dawg'
Afterwards the accuser will be taken away to the Councillor station to have a firm talk about how having your home broken into is a sign of privilege. Depending on the outcome a 2 week re-education course might be enforced
It's an un-Christian thought but you'd kinda wish these people would get into a situation like this.