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<blockquote data-quote="debeguiled" data-source="post: 320969" data-attributes="member: 7867"><p>Low T, like anything, cannot be taken for granted. One minute you are sailing along, confident in your lack of confidence, knowing you have the skills to take a nap anywhere, anytime, your stomach a mobile pillow, and then one day ( What the fuck?) that sucker slips away from you.</p><p></p><p>You may be lucky enough to have been born with it, but you have to secure it, and that takes work.</p><p></p><p>A great place to start is a pair of stylish glasses that are plain glass if your eyes are fine. Making key chains from your own hair and selling them at a farmer's market is good too. If you have naturally muscular calves, for god's sake hide them in a pair of roomy long pants. This has the added benefit of making you long for the comfier cargo pants you prefer. Whining and staring petulantly at other guys in cargo pants who don't know how good they have it is excellent for lowering testosterone.</p><p></p><p>Have a couple milkshakes to make yourself feel better. This hits your pleasure centers as well as making you need to let out your belt a notch. This is low T multitasking. If you have run out of notches on your belt, don't fix it yourself, pay a lot of money at a shoe repair or horse tack place to have someone else do it, preferably a woman. Tell everyone about it later, saying you like to work smart not hard.</p><p></p><p>Trying to get people to do things for you you could easily do yourself will keep your testosterone levels where they should be. Remind them of things you did for them ages ago, as if you are a mafia don calling in markers: "What, you won't give me a ride to the mall? That's funny, because you sure seemed to enjoy that keychain I gave you four years ago. A lot of love went into that, man, a lot of love." </p><p></p><p>That's how you do it.</p><p></p><p>Don't take your low T for granted! Secure that sucker.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="debeguiled, post: 320969, member: 7867"] Low T, like anything, cannot be taken for granted. One minute you are sailing along, confident in your lack of confidence, knowing you have the skills to take a nap anywhere, anytime, your stomach a mobile pillow, and then one day ( What the fuck?) that sucker slips away from you. You may be lucky enough to have been born with it, but you have to secure it, and that takes work. A great place to start is a pair of stylish glasses that are plain glass if your eyes are fine. Making key chains from your own hair and selling them at a farmer's market is good too. If you have naturally muscular calves, for god's sake hide them in a pair of roomy long pants. This has the added benefit of making you long for the comfier cargo pants you prefer. Whining and staring petulantly at other guys in cargo pants who don't know how good they have it is excellent for lowering testosterone. Have a couple milkshakes to make yourself feel better. This hits your pleasure centers as well as making you need to let out your belt a notch. This is low T multitasking. If you have run out of notches on your belt, don't fix it yourself, pay a lot of money at a shoe repair or horse tack place to have someone else do it, preferably a woman. Tell everyone about it later, saying you like to work smart not hard. Trying to get people to do things for you you could easily do yourself will keep your testosterone levels where they should be. Remind them of things you did for them ages ago, as if you are a mafia don calling in markers: "What, you won't give me a ride to the mall? That's funny, because you sure seemed to enjoy that keychain I gave you four years ago. A lot of love went into that, man, a lot of love." That's how you do it. Don't take your low T for granted! Secure that sucker. [/QUOTE]
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