Drunk Lounge

soup

Owl
Gold Member
Did you come back drunk from a night of gaming with only your dick in your hand to show for your efforts?

Put drunk posts here.

Props to El Mechanico for the giving the inspiration for this thread.
 
I made the mistake of drinking too much tonight but i don't care as still had an amazing night out with the lads. I assume even if i did get lucky and pulled tonight i would of had the case of whiskey dick, nothing worse than having to thumb your limp cock into some chubby whores hole.
 

el mechanico

Owl
Gold Member
Ok I'll start this...

I'm 8 shots of Vodka in to the night and haven't taken a shower yet. My plan now is to burn the resin out of my pipe on the toilet and text. I have a date but got some other offers so....My date is giddy. I'm not sure now if I'm feeling getting picked up by her and might pull a dissapearing act. I have about 1200 dollars on me and may want to play at the casino and slum it in Tampa.
 

Cincinnatus

Hummingbird
Gold Member
This thread is a brilliant idea. A lot of the time I browse RVF while drunk, but I don't post because I'm not of clear mind enough to piece together coherent thoughts and write a complete sentence.

The awesomeness of this thread, though, is that I won't be expected to. I'll probably be back to this in a few hours, 6 pk. finished.
 

RougeNoir

Pelican
I'm shooting craps tonight. Putting money on the don't pass because i'm a cynical mofo and don't trust these other mofos:dodgy:. Tipping these old ass white waitresses a dollar per white russian because they're so sweet. Putting money on 6 and 8 then wait. Heinked up tonight. Green bottled up, whatever you want to call it. Hitting the strip, for some night day game. Get it? Like not in the club shit but walking the streets. I'm shooting for ONS, SNL, or whatever you pick-up guys call that shit.
 

void

Pelican
i am positively surprised by the evening. russian girls certainly have another socialization, it was a quite enlightening evening. my logic brain cant decide if they were bullshitting the whole time, but it seems like there is a really huge culture gap.
:mindblown:
 

Cincinnatus

Hummingbird
Gold Member
"I'm drunk."

Shall those two words alone be considered a positive contribution to this thread? Because that's how I feel right now. Cheap Canadian beer gets the job done about as good as anything else. It is hockey season, afterall.

Also, why is it my boners suddenly disappear when I go to slip on a condom? FFS.
 

Therapsid

Pelican
Cool thread. I'm totally sauced. I have a LTR, so I've gotten lazy as fuck about going out and going for same night lays. For example, this weekend, I've reserved tomorrow night for going for same nights.

If my long-term saw this, she would have a heart attack. Girls who are sincerely attached to a guy cannot understand - or rather *will* not understand - male promiscuity. Not even if you try to explain it to her. By contrast, chicks who are only formally involved with a dude are happy to indulge their hypergamous instincts and would never dream of trying to make their man understand. I love women but men are actually more empathetic today in 2012 than Western women.
 

R Smoov

Pelican
Sup muh fuckas! It's rosca and shit!

So like I got a few drinks of natural light on me and shit and my niggas are with me. We bout to go out here and fuck some of these white hoes. My game isnt as advanced as them or you guys but its alright man. Im getting accoustmed to this red pill lifestyle and shit. Its all good man! I lost my virginity to a fat bitch on the beach but its all good!

I'll be twenty next saturday too and shit so shits goin down. My roomie who sells dat work is gonna give me and my homie money so we all gonna ball man. But you know i can keep it gangsta while working on that masculine style thing my homie on here talks about. Just snapbacks though, it wont be all too ghettoed out with baggy shit homie.

A little pregame tatic. if you drunk, and you're trying to pee dont try to break your seal. breaking your seal means that you're going to pee and shit. so dont pee because that will kill your horniness if a hoe is trying to grind on that D. [underline]YOU NEED ALL OF THE TESTOSTERONE THAT YOU BODY CAN MAKE WHEN A HOE GRINDS ON THE DICK[underline]

but for guys who think im a skinny beta fag, i made out with a bitch last night and when i tried to take her back home shes like "i gotta go!". i didnt have my phone on me but fuck that shit. and fuck that hoe. its even more weird that hoes was pointing and looking at me last night. like they never saw a nigga or something. fuck them too.

but i realize guys, i really need to fucking lift and eat some more. theres too many pussy guys who try to stand up to me when drunk and after reading some rvf shit, i cant let that shit fly.. I almost fought this guy who lives in my fucking house (drunk ass pussy talking shit and im trying to chill. he was not ready to mix me though), these frat faggots who acted like they didnt know me o r my buddies and shit, this fucking dick sucking frat pledge faggot whos all like oh im a faggot pledge man if anyone outside isnt smoking cigarettes, they have to go inside.

guys who are in college, look out for pledges man. they're more of a faggot than frat bros.

so like, when i was with this bitch that night making out. she was about a 6. a 6 or above. she wasn't even fucking fat dude! so chubby chasing days are getting lesser and lesser!!. if only i had her to the spot i'd be posted in her vagina like a thread reply.

so to make a sumry of what happened tonight. i was about to fight so many pussies and like i made out with a bitch but no bang. but red pill life is fucking cool! fuck world of faggotcraft. i need to step up the game fitness and alphaness and then hoes gonna be on me like facebook.

my homie who i was winging with got ina fight. and like while i was practicing the dancefloor game and shit, him and my football bro was mixing some kids! my homie told me my friend got dropped and i was like wtf fuck no hes a blod he got this shit. called him and he was good.

that is all guys. im cool with homies here. AND I DIDNT FUCK A FATTIE TONIGHT SO IM STILL IN THE RUNNING WITH THE NO FAP CHALLENGE. AHHAHA GOOGNIGT PLAYAS.
 

Samseau

Owl
Orthodox
Gold Member
Just saw GZA live. They don't make rappers like that anymore. He used instruments and actually left the stage to perform with the audience during one song. Another kid passed a blunt up onto the stage for GZA to hit. One of the best concerts I have ever been.
 

Drazen

Ostrich
Gold Member
how it is, yo. I saw the Wu Tang Clan at San Diego Street Scene. the thing is they all just shouted the whole time and it wasn't that good.

was the GZA show the entire Liquid Swords album from front to back? I know that's one thing he does...and i love that album.
 

The Fantasist

Pelican
Gold Member
Great idea for a thread but there has to be a rule 'what goes on in drunk lounge stays in drunk lounge'. We all say all kinds of things when drunk that we'd rather not be reminded of in other threads.

Cool.
 

WesternCancer

Crow
Gold Member
Vorkuta said:
Great idea for a thread but there has to be a rule 'what goes on in drunk lounge stays in drunk lounge'. We all say all kinds of things when drunk that we'd rather not be reminded of in other threads.

Cool.

That's kind of like girls saying "whatever happens when drunk happens. We all fuck a guy we didn't actually want to that we'd rather not be reminded of."
 

soup

Owl
Gold Member
I'm so angry. Went to Zara to by a suit. The Sailsman offered to to hold my leather jacket while I tried on suits. He left it somewhere, and a group of ghetto MFs convinced the retard recepion-bitch that the jacket was there's. I have to wait to Monday to get answers.


FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARAFUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
FUCK ZARA
 
Top